Activision score every character they create on a new diversity matrix

https://twitter.com/ATVI_AB/status/1524822087373930497

Every attribute is given a score from 1-10.

Reactions range from annoyed to mainly just baffled as Activision Blizzard once again stick their foot in it

https://old.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/uozayl/activision_inexplicably_introduces_tool_to_rate/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoBestFriendsPlay/comments/uoykxx/introducing_activision_kings_diversity_space_tool/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/uoylxm/kings_diversity_space_tool_a_leap_forward_for/?sort=controversial

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wtf this picture was posted here today

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Me on the right making rDrama the Videogame, Pizzashill is the final boss!

:marsoyhype::marseydead::!marseypizzashill:

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implying pizzashill can be deafted

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Mfw After 20 hrs of fighting PS I finally bring his health to 0 and he enters his 2nd phase.

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Problem Sleuth... Soul....

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The good old days

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To win you must actually read the 170+comment chain he just posted and if you dont hurry it will keep growing :marseylongpost:

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boss music speeds up

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What's the best strategy the pizza battle? Was thinking of starting with some sirens to raise his incel rage and drop defense

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Hit him on the flashing part of his underbelly and then he gets vulnerable, after that just hit him with foid nonsense easy peasy

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It's frustrating because you might have to respec. The unga bunga rightoid meme builds blow you through to endgame with no effort, but then pizza hard counters them. You have to play really evasive, don't commit to an actual position, and just poke at him until he throws out a big attack. Focus on dodging and then go for your punish. If you see him winding up Thousand Word Vomit just run away, It's too long to rely on your iframes unless you know how to exploit the AI.

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Act unimpressed, if he makes you angry he already won

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It isn't very effective.

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the man has an answer for literally everything! definitely warehouse material :tayflex:

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Whatever happened to that Marsey rpg someone was trying to make?

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@McCoxmaul was too busy having s*x to finish it.

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God forbid. You know how rpgs and their fanbases end up right?

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I'm a level 30 Bussymage.

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Y no bussymancer


:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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The best games were made by misogynistic metalhead alcoholics.

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The foundational algorithms for literally every 3d first person video game was laid down by a coke and kitty fiend Ferrari enthusiast skinny white cis male who ate nothing but pepperoni pizza for twelve years in his Dallas penthouse office.

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We stand on the shoulders of giants

:#marseykneel:

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My bible.

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I bet the women you never bring over would love that shit

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First off, I don't give a flying frick what anybody I bring over thinks of my shit. This is my home, not a display village. And the twinks I bring back here are too busy sucking on my peepee and/or biting my pillow to notice my awesome collection anyway.

Second, I don't own a single Funko Pop. Not a goddarn one.

Third, @August, this r-slur assumed I'm hetero so there's a good chance they are too.

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Is that the guy from that shitty ubisoft hacking game?

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:#marseyagreefast:

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You have bad taste in video games.

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Watch Dogs was a genuinely good game. What the frick do you play? Let me guess. DOTA. Apex Legends. Overwatch. Fortnite. Any weeb shit. Am I getting warm?

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Im currently replaying Morrowind

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The dweebs of yesteryear look like chads in current year + 7 :marseydepressed:

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So Doom? Lol

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Someone make /r/LoveForJohnRomero

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do people dislike John lol

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Did you read that book Masters of Doom? Both Carmack and Romero seem cool as shit in there.

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https://twitter.com/romero/status/1385315977517309953

https://twitter.com/doom_txt/status/1087151370996576256 (that's Hbomberguy's stream he joined and said it)

John Romero BTFO's chuds left and right :marseylibleft:

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i guess coolness anywhere is an attack on dweebs everywhere :marseyshrug:

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And afaik til this day John is still active on the COOM community and plays together with them.

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Wolf3D you BIPOC.

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Rightoid smuggies are shit 90% of the time and this is no exception

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They're also correct 90% of the time :marseyagree:

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Gayming BIPOCs deserve much worse tbh

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This is why I play like zero western games

Japanese devs don't give a frick about trying to be woke

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Everytime I see this picture I think the :marseytrain: and the black guy are holding hands for a second which makes it even funnier

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:#marseyishygddt:

Snapshots:

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Amazing marsey

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But I still think it could be better and I lack the skills to do so.

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They don’t like it because it brings the absurdity of

Burger IDPol into focus, despite it being something that does exactly what all of them were clamoring for in the first place

β€œNo, it’s way too cringe! Why not just LISTEN TO PEOPLE!”

Have you ever considered it’s because most peoples opinions are trash? The tool provides some kind of metrics to at least measure their ridiculous task by.

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Doesnt the tool literally just listen to people anyway

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Same vibe as resetera seething over Cyberpunk for... adding a trans character in background art.

Seeing the banal reality of corporate-manufactured social trends shatters the illusion they've built their personalities around. Imagine viewing yourself as a plucky rebel fighting the system, only to realise you are the system.

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Are those grotesque abominations on the right supposed to sell this shit?

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Games?

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Yeah, it's easy.

Okay, gentlemen and foid, the game looks great, but according to our Diversity Space Tool, the characters could use some work. As you can see, we're only hitting a 26% on the BIPOC scale. Gotta get that to at least 39% because the US population is 13% black so of course multiply by 3. Fatass index is at 3/5 which is good, but the Loony:marseytrain2:y scale is at an abysmal 60%. Needs to at least be at 78% for sales to soar. We've got one Male Cute twink character, so that's enough for the legacy gays. Who am I forgetting? Oh right. The Foid Scale. It's sitting at 50% which seems fair but isn't. We should add more and pad them with more muscle mass. Call them ambiguously non-binary :!marseytrain:s or whatever and get them to kill the main character at the end, no alternative endings.

Okay, thanks bye~~!

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and get them to kill the main character at the end, no alternative endings.

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:marseymalding:

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:marseysnowflake: :marseylaugh:

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more muscle mass.

Muscle mommies😊

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Bet a 100 dramacoin if you plugged Poochie into the model it would explode and release a radioactive mushroom cloud of smug

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If only ww2 generals know what would become of their kids…

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Every single man that was mowed down on beaches of Normandy would be considered a fascist today.

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And thats a good thing!

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It's their fault for kittying out on Operation Unthinkable

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einstein should have stayed in germany and given hitler the nuclear bomb. we would have had ubermensch by now.

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More likely the whole globe will be a third world country shithole with some tards orgying to death in the FΓΌhrer sexbunker in Berlin

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  • yall1024 : quality gameplay is a chud dogwhistle

Leave it to an autist to quantify this r-slur shit and create a matrix for it. Just make good game mechanics and tell good stories. Nincompoops.

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no, no, no. I want to see winston's diversity chart.

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This is Blizzard we're talking about.

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These are actually character attributes for their upcoming Overwatch cRPG.

Fighters with high Race do extra damage to buildings.

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this is what happens when you let a very loud minority of people berate you in to changing your vision/product/art/whatever. they've brought this on themselves with their ridiculous "you have to put every race and gender and orientation in to your thing or you are nothing but a sexist racist bigot nazi chud!".

like recently how they were throwing huge hissy fits about that vikings movie being white people. THIS is what they wanted. they don't now get to say this is bad!

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manly chicks no longer fail at being feminine, they succeed at questioning gender identity, apparently granting them more in that category. yeah, everyone succeeds!

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