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Fricking R-SLUR

@Above______Below you are being CALLED OUT

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Funny story. I was hitting on some Insta ho today. I normally don't "slide into hot women's DMs" but she added me out of the blue, and I thought maybe she liked my "sexy older dude" vibe.

So anyway, it was going well at first - she thought I was hot, we were vibing, set up a date - but then before we even can meet up, she starts giving me this bullshit story about her internet being cancelled and she needs a $200 gift card to get internet service restored or she's not going to be able to answer her phone on our date.

Anyway, I was disappointed that this hottie who followed me turned out to be just a whore looking to evade prostitution laws with "gift cards" (what an r-slurred idea), so before I unfollowed her on Insta and ended the chat, I decided to troll her. I gave her this long made-up story about how I couldn't get gifts for people because a long time ago I bought a pibble for another e-whore and she ghosted me, so I "released the dog into nature" and it ended up killing a kid. Therefore I was traumatized by the experience and could never buy gifts for women again. Sadly she didn't buy my BS story (though she pretended to) and ended up giving me some bullshit story of her own about how she had to get married in order to collect her massive inheritance.

Anyway my point is this - which one of you dramatoids was LARPing as that e-thot? Was that you. CarpathianFlorist?

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but then before we even can meet up, she starts giving me this bullshit story about her internet being cancelled and she needs a $200 gift card to get internet service restored or she's not going to be able to answer her phone on our date.

Sounds like something a sexy Indian dude scammer would say.

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Yeah, I got a call from some indian dude scammer not long after that pretending to be from Amazon. Funny, dude. Very funny. So what now?

You know who I am. I don't give a shit. Going public was always part of the Plan anyway. You can't make money if you don't go public, after all. But what's your angle? Selling NFTs? Starting the next big social media website?

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Sorry ma'am, looks like his delusions have gotten worse. We'll have to admit him.

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