Unable to load image

the frick is this, i just got released from jail

I was in jail for 3 years on drug charges and I used to visit the sub pretty often. When did we move to a separate site? Is lawlz still around?

142
Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Unfortunately he died in a car crash. He had a funeral and everything. It’s not too late to pay your respects.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

F

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:#f:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Unfortunately

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

F

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:xdoubt:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

F

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Pretty sure this is a conspiracy and @useragent13 has him locked up in a basement.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Whats with the cat btw? I thought TayTay was our mascot

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:marseywave2:

This is Marsey, she took Tay’s crown and has already been dubbed a hate symbol by Reddit.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:#chudsey:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Tay has been supplanted by Marsey but she's still a queen :taytantrum:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:tayhmm:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Wow, you have got a lot to catch up on. About the most thrilling piece of drama we've had since pre-slammer is the reddit admins going absolutely ballistic over seeing our cat drawn on that /r/place thing. You know, that 'fun' app where everyone gets to place a pixel every 5 mins. Loads placing even a single pixel for Marsey were perm banned from reddit, and it made it big on the whole of reddit, showing the admins to be insecure powerstruck imbeciles.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

About the most thrilling piece of drama we've had since pre-slammer (...)

It was pretty awesome and definitely notable, but I think you might be suffering from a bit of recency bias. Superstraight, Etika NFTs, LoveForBrian all happened within that time, too.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

LoveForLandlords, the /r/drama teenagers ban, rdrama furries baiting Libs Of TikTok, loveforscalpers, loveforanimesexuals, transparentstranskids. That's only touching the surface.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Do you have a mention of texas bounty hunter thing?

abortion?

abortion bounty hunters. I need a mention.

Sorry, I mean I need a comment that explicitly mentions us featuring on the news. This is just tangential to the topic.

No, you can't merely make references and allusions from the thing. Any mention of the texas bounty hunter thing from you MUST include media outrage.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

there was some r slurred US congress woxm whom said it a month ago

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Not forgetting PassOrNot.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I'm also biased because I like to see the users turn on the admins at Reddit haha.

Oh yeah, Superstraight was at the old /r/drama site which I suppose would technically be after he went to prison too. I have to admit, LfB was something I missed out on.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Also the time carp was about to be featured in an article, but then carp just stopped talking about it for some reason

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Yes... Very strange.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Doreen was best drama since offsite and I will accept no disagreement.

:marseytrollgun:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Wait super straight was us? How is that not our biggest feat bc i had IRLs that knew about that

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:#marseyrandom:


Transform your Marseys! :marseywave:
/e/marseybooba.webp
www.pastebin.com/Jj9URfVi

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Taytay became a wingcuck

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:marseycry:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

what was the most dramatic thing that happened to you in Jail?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I had to stop my asian bunkmates from spreading his c*m on a guard he didnt like, kinda like that scene in silence of the lambs. Otherwise its all fricking boring

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Otherwise its all fricking boring

Sounds like jail. why was he cumming on a guard?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

he didnt like him

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Darn well that makes sense i guess. Glad to hear you are out and wish you success in your future!

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I was in jail for 3 years on drug charges

:marseylaugh:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

He’s definitely fricking dumb, just boof it all when they break in and use your dog as cover and a distraction. If it’s pibble-infused (as most drug dealer dog owners tend to be enjoyers of), it should last 3 maybe 4 shots to the head and torso.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

What'd you do?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

wdym

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Never mind it was the drugs :marseyfacepalm:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

You got it. My cousin owns a construction company so i will probably just work there for now. Sorry for the slow responses, im typing this on an old iphone 4 and this site lags the shit out of it

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Just wait until you see a page with award spam on it

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Don't worry, we don't discriminate between users, the site lags equally on every device

:#gigachad:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

For what reason were you put in jail

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I'm totally swamped with my own life right now, but if you need a non-judgmental dramanaut bro, I'm (sometimes) here for you. :marseyblowkiss:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

/u/dratamard2, is that you? 🥺

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

no

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Ah ok

What was the first thing you did when you got out? What was the first meal you ate? The first thing you did to relax and have fun?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

  1. Call everyone who could help me to try and get a job. 2. Subway 3. I watched ryan gosling's drive on my laptop
Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:#marseyannoyed:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Whats your favourite marsey so far? We kinda went wild creating ones for every possible use

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:marseyderp:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Hey lawlz how have you been since your ban?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

What was your Reddit username?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

my accounts were banned often and its been 3 years. i dont remember a single one

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Whats it like being free @Numba1LawlzFan

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

welcome to heaven, deuxcel :chad: since you're on an old phone you should try the win98 theme it's really good :marseyhacker:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Last year

Yes but infrequently

Our mascot cat is Marsey originally from a sticker pack on telegram

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Jailcels out out out!

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Congrats on getting out buddy

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Wait they actually still send people to jail for drugs

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I was in jail for 3 years on drug charges

while using this site? Shocker

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Link copied to clipboard
Action successful!
Error, please refresh the page and try again.