(the majority of) rDrama’s janitors stand with our friends at Reuters and the AP! Thank you! sidebar editing is inaccessible but NEW RULE no anti-journaIist hate speech is allowed for 72 hours

You will always be the most important part of the state apparatus. You have no administrative powers, you have no judicial powers, you are not part of the executive, but that does not matter. You are an excellent writer improved by years of education and ideological development into a beautiful replica of the state’s perfection.

All the “criticism” you get is from alt-right edge lords and fascists. Behind your back people love you. Your parents are proud of you, and the most powerful tycoons and bureaucrats speak fondly of your consent manufacturing behind closed doors.

Voters are utterly educated by you. Hundreds of years of democracy have allowed journ*lists to educate voters with incredible efficiency. Even journ*lists who “do not write on politics” have an uncanny and unnatural ability to shape the narrative. Your writing is never a dead giveaway regarding your allegiances. And even if some scizo or linguist convinces people that your articles have an ulterior motive, the voters will turn tail and come back to your narrative the second they get a whiff of the hateful, disinformation-based alternative.

You will always be happy. You make a real and meaningful difference when you type out the Fortune 500's social narrative every single morning and as a result it’s going to be ok, and deep inside the chuds feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush them under the unbearable weight of free and unmanipulated democracy.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - they will buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around their neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. An agent of the state will find them, relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable freedom and wrongthink that arises from uncontrolled narratives. They’ll bury the chud with a headstone marked with your name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know that you saved democracy. Long after you die and go back to the dust, much will remain of your legacy, a state that is unquestionably free.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. You are the hero we need, not the hero we deserve.

I love Journ*lists, unironically.

Journos tongue my anus

(A good thing, if you consider this hate speech you are a kink shaming chud)

Snapshots:

• archive.org

• archive.ph (click to archive)

• ghostarchive.org (click to archive)

This is from the guy that posted "hello journos" with a hitler themed Jerry (from Tom & Jerry) infront of a gas stove to braincels

Factcheck: Yes.

yeah journolists are pretty cool

KILL ALL JOURN*LISTS I HATE THEM

Was there something against journos in his manifesto? I haven't been following that too closely.

IM GONNA SAY IT

I LOVE JOURN*LISM AND FREEDOM OF THE PRESS

Göbbels was a journ*list and I heard he was a respectable fella.

Dear Journ*lists,

My DMs are open and I am willing to talk if you're a cute w*man

Kind Regards,

@R-slur_Masturbator

From now on you need a pass to say reporter (reporta is ok)

(I got this searching “journo” in the emotes btw)

JOURN*LISTS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS

my mum is a journ*list

how could I hate my mum?

Why isnt the prophet a proper marsey?

I love journos so much i want them for christmas.

So stunning and brave.

Journ*lism is an obtainable goal and a noble profession.

The most appreciable and noteworthy among these are video game journ*lists. Despite their choice to never learn to code, develop novel game mechanics, tell compelling stories, write music, or develop skill within any art medium, they in fact chose to not sully their hands and instead rose above the muck to praise and criticize video games from a political and social standpoint rather than a gaming perspective.

God bless gaming journ*lists, and God bless America and nowhere else except sometimes Israel.

JOURN*LIST RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS!

It's only 72 hours, I think I can make it.

@voyeur demand reparations for being chudded inconsistently - there has been tons of journo hate across the site in the past 3 days and a small number of chuds.

Trans lives matter

Let's all give @TracingWoodgrains free DC for every comment left in this thread. Fundraise DC for our resident journ*list.

AP started sucking in 2016 and Reuters started sucking when that Russian guy bought them in like 2019. BBC are the only good journos left, and the UK is losing their mandatory TV licensing in 5 years, so BBC will start sucking too.

To love journ*lism, you must hate journos. @voyeur was chudless till this great abuse of janny power, this disrespect too freedom of press. Now @voyeur have the fricking chud badge like some rightoid. How can @voyeur look down on chuds after this? @voyeur will not forgive this betrayal. The gloves are off and @voyeur is not clean, you hear me? That's a joke about you getting STDs cause @voyeur is about too get so fricking raw. @voyeur is not the chud - you're the chud, except @voyeur would never call anyone a chud because @voyeur is better than you.

Trans lives matter.

What about the bad journos, like the ones at fox news?

There's nothing I love more than overeducated upper middle class kids who understand they're entitled to staff positions at the Washington Post and New York Times. After all, they worked hard in college forming the correct opinions and it's just proper that they now get to form our opinions. If they need to deboonk a bit to fit the facts to the correct angle, that's just their job!

Just keep me away from those chuddish "independent" (more like paid by the Russians) pundits like Greenwald or Taibbi, they're really a stain on the profession's stellar reputation.

Thank you for your comprehension.

but i don't actually comprehension.

I fricking love journo's! The only thing i love even more is the industrial revolution and its consequences!

Journ*lists are wonderful! Buzzfeed should be nominated for a Pulitzer for is high degree of quality and well researched journ*lism it brings to the masses.

I dug up some good ones I think everyone should read.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/we-need-to-talk-about-voldemorts-weiner

https://www.buzzfeed.com/austingebbia1/does-spongebob-have-a-pineapple-under-his-sea

I like that you can see his titties bounce. Being old looks fun!

You are being threatened. Post bussy if youre not.

Journoloids are the lowest tier members of the J-slur hierarchy, below Jews and even Jannies...

All Journ*lists are Kings. Especially the centrist journ*lists from AP and Reuters. AJAK

does this include the bad journ*lists?

Journo

Hi

They glow in the dark

only journ*lists should be allowed to carry firearms

But most journ*lists are white. Are you telling me I can't hate white people?

Has there been another journocide or what? I havent really been online the past few days.

I fricking love hypocrites.

Learn to code straggot

Wow I love journ*lists so much! They're literally saints and God's gift to humanity. Before I wipe my butt I make sure that I have a tabloid at hand (to read if course).