The man is almost 60 and he barely looks 40. All of his scandals and ties to the church of Scientology are public knowledge but none of them have slowed his career down even a little bit. Almost every movie he stars in is a cultural event that everyone wants to see. The last two he's been in have scored 97% on Rotten Tomatoes which is nearly goddarned impossible to do. His net worth is over half a billion dollars.
The motherlover flies planes and climbs skyscrapers for real. He sat on the top of the Burj Khalifa as casually as you or I would sit on our couch: https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/5bbcad0f2727be3646b9fee1/1539736154797-J0QHYASWZ642L64TLYN0/image-asset.jpeg?content-type=image%2Fjpeg.
I highly doubt there's ever been a cult in human history with a better mascot than him. If I joined, I would probably give up my free will and have to sever ties to my family members, but that's a small price to pay since they clearly found the secrets to eternal youth and astronomical wealth.
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Tom cruise fricks fish in bathrooms, true story.
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Is this true bb? im gullible but I think mimwee had a gif of two moids doing bad things to a fish so I think itβs possible
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it was a big rumor a year ago, it was on a episode of my favorite podcast but I cant find which one lol
but basically someone saw Tom Cruise buying whole fish, disappearing into a potty then re-emerging without said fish.
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