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The decline of the British empire has to be the most pathetic diminishing of a country in history.

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Chinese bounced back and are on track to overtake America, Britain is gonna stay shit lol

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China's economy is in an even worse state, they're purely a paper tiger.

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Sound like burger cope, submit

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I for one welcome of chad ricer overlords

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sure bro, China is dead in {currentyear} +2

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sure bro, China is on course to rule the world in {currentyear} +7

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:#marseyobamacope:

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Almost all of that was self-inflicted by the Qing or worsened by Chinese warlords. Commie Chinkoids destroyed their history books and rewrote a masterpiece of seethe.

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The Qing get a lot of flak, and some of it is indeed deserved, but the roots of Chinese stagnation lie in the powerful autism of the Ming

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Every Chinese historian during a power shift:

  • Old Emperor bad. He failed the People, who rose up against him, and he was responsible for all the bad things.

  • New Emperor good. The People have spoken, and the Empire will thrive. All will be well.

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Better than iron bronze age "history"

"Pharaoh Hotep XIV the Great was a great king, under his reign the land prospered and the gods were pleased"

"Pharaoh Hotep XV the Great was a great king, under his reign the land prospered and the gods were pleased"

Until it occasionally collapsed and they're all too embarrassed to say why.

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Those who explained why were executed. Gotta get with the Chinese Scribe ways, my Iron Age man. :derpthumbsup:

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Egyptoids were afraid of being made fun of after they died and nobody wanted to break the precedent even if they really sucked (with one exception).

I also meant to say bronze age history but I'm a gigantic r-slur, iron age history is actually really fricking cool.

:#marseybrainlet: :#marseyitsover:

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Add an 80 million deathtoll between each line and you're set

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go on...

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The Qing were based Manchus who didn't give af about Han "society" crumbling.

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They r*ped their Nanjing

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You actually legal arent obligated to pay the license fee apparently

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yeah they can't do shit, it isn't a gov agency all these haha funny police state posters are just a private company trying to scare people

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:marseycope::!marseycope:

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You can literally tell them to frick off and they have to.

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You don’t have rights given to you by god and forgo some of those rights in order for protection. In euro land you are given rights by your government that owns your rights

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Wtf is a tv license?

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tv tax to pay for the Big Black Peepee

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The brits have some scheme to pay for BBC where every household with a TV has to have a "TV license"

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Nope only houses that watch live shows on sport and the bbc. If these guys coke around you don’t have to let them in. You can still watch Netflix and other streaming without needing one.

If you don’t pay the BBC doesn’t get its money which I fully support

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The bongs should pull off their own version of the boston tea party in protest

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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/tv-licence-fee-women-convictions-b1763192.html

Women almost ten times more likely to be convicted for not paying TV licence than men

Apparently all you have to do is not let the clowns into the house but foids can't even handle that.

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Idk that almost sounds worse somehow

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Is this shit real?

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Yeah, but it’s all hype. They used to have fake β€˜TV Detector Vans’ too. Nonsense.

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Do you have to pay a TV licenses if you don't hook up to cable?


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If you’re not watching broadcast TV, you don’t need a TV license. Eg: you can watch Netflix or YouTube on a TV without a license, but not BBC 1 or Channel 4.

It’s dumb and outdated. Current plan is to end it in 2027, anyway.

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Current plan is to end it in 2027, anyway.

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I don't use grandpa TV anymore anyways. Why would I want half of what I watch to be commercials and also not control the other half?


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Based.

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Haven’t watched since Capaldi left. :marseyitsover:

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Lucky you.

I wish I could unwatch season 11. It’s sooooo bad.

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My friend said there’s an overly long arc about beetle aliens. :marseybug: :marseywut2:

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I don't think so, but they do have an episode in S11 where a time-traveling white racist from the 51st century goes back to 1950s Alabama dressed as a greaser, to make sure that Rosa Parks never gets on the bus, since it'll keep blacks down for the next ~3000 years if she never gets arrested. The Doctor and her companions arrive just in time... to make sure that Rosa gets arrested for not going to the back of the bus for them, while a sappy pop song plays in the background.

Her disabled πŸ€ companion also hilariously has no concept of how to act in 1950s Alabama, so he repeatedly gets smacked around for talking to white women throughout the episode.

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Sounds awesome on paper. But it’s Doctor Who so I’m sure they found a way to suck the fun out.

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The 10th Doctor had black chick companion and she was just fine when they time traveled. Why is this guy getting smacked?

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Conveniently, they only ever went to the past with her two or three times, probably to avoid that issue, and each time was to England.

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Implying bongs arent as racist as burgers.

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Implying bongs aren't more racist than burgers

In fact pretty much every single country is more racist than burgers

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Burger soldiers in the 40s had to have pamphlets distributed with warnings saying blacks could use bars in england and not to beat the frick out of them lol, burger cope pretending everyone's just as racist as you.

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So they try to create a racial awareness episode to show how bad things were in the past yet they add in a humorous scene where a black man is slapped in his face by racist white people? That’s like doing slapstick during an episode where they’re in a nazi concentration camp.

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There is a comedy episode set in nazi germany called β€œLet’s Kill Hitler”

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What would the world look like today if Nazi Germany never happened?

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In all honesty probably direct war with the soviets not much later. Europe was not a stable place.


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Red Alert theme intensifies

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There would've been a lot more population wide experiments in eugenics.

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Least r-slurred chinballs fan

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Ah yes I saw a clip of this :marseyxd:

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overly long arc

????

There are no arcs in season 11.

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Darn:marseybrainlet: maybe she meant to say episode then :marseyshrug:

Edit: I found the episode apparently it’s about spiders

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arachnids_in_the_UK

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That episode was baaad.

Donald Trump wants to shoot the spiders, but the doctor says no because guns are bad. Then the Doctor kills all the spiders. ????

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:marseyspiderman::marseymini::!marseytrump:

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:marseylaugh: there is a fricking spiderman marsey lmao

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Darn right there is. I made it.

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There was an episode about big spiders that had a Donald Trump character as a villain. Spiders are sort of like beetles.

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Yep! Donald Trump bug episode. :marseyxd::marseyxd::marseyxd:

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only ever saw that one episode with the angel statues.

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Good. the rest are capeshit (timeshit)

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You and me both brother

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Dr. Whx

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Why anyone has ever watched this garbage to begin with is beyond me. Of course some campy British scifi show is woke, what the frick do people expect?

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And here I thought it was going to be good again.

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>again

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Is adding a trans character the new β€œlet’s add a baby because we ran out of ideas for our sitcom”?

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Britain is a meme and I'm ashamed to speak English.

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It's not as if Doctor Who is a great icon of British culture. It's a shitty time travel show for morons who can't understand real science fiction.

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When was the last time Britcels had a culture that wasn't shitty TV programs?

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Don’t worry. You’ll be speaking Chinese soon.

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Dr Woke amirite?

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The (post-revival) Doctor has always been woke. That’s not new.

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Unlike 99% of the time this is said it's actually true, they just handled it in a based way with Chad captain Jack.

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Of all shows to be mad about. Didn't think farmers of kiwis would be the Funko Pop types.

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Yeah I don't know what the big deal is, let these people enjoy their show who cares what wacky plot twists happen I'm not going to spend time watching it anytime soon.

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What the actual frick lol

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This is one way to prevent any comparisons to the previous actress

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I always thought doctor who and doctor strange were the same thing

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Yeah they're both the same guy as Dr. Pepper. He's pretty multitalented.

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Yeah I doubt that dude is gonna be a long term companion

40% chance he won't

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Wait, is the troid playing the same Rose Billie piper did or just someone with the same name?

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Rose was always black and trans

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Why are they brining back Rose? Everyone hates her.

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Because muh wose is who nostalgic fangirls they want to get watching again inserted themselves as

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Also it's been going down hill since the Matt Smith era. BBCs reaching for some Tumblr nostalgia.

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Nobody even watches doctor who since matt

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With that belly?

I’ll allow it.

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That show was always bad.


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Based

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Americans REFUSE to use the Metric System because we can't understand 0 - 100. We have AM and PM because we can't even count to 24. We hold a "WORLD SERIES" with only American teams because nobody else wants to play the shitty and overly-complicated sports we invent. We write our dates out of order because we're still stuck in the 1800's & the last time someone tried to take our guns we had to run to the French, the Spanish and the Dutch to help us because we realized we were powerless. American's aren't exactly known for their intelligence.

Snapshots:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dr-who.9989/page-129#post-11918754:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dr-who-has-literally-unironically-cast-a-black-:marseytrain:-as-the-new-companion-this-is-in-addition-to-the-BIPOCcute twink-theyve-cast-as-dr-who-himself.119182/#post-11922694:

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