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Birthgay event, patch notes for recent minor changes

For those who want a nice bulleted list of site changes without having to wade through Carp's wordswordswords—admittedly beautiful words, but :marseywords: nonetheless. Plus, other recent minor changes that didn't make other changelogs.

Birthgay Event

Three new awards (permanent, will remain after event):

  • Fireworks (300 DC): shows fireworks over post, stacks to 4.

  • Confetti (300 DC): shows confetti over post, does not stack.

  • Stripper Cake (500 DC): you've seen what it does by now, stacks to 3.

Lootboxes (for duration of event):

  • 1000 DC, contains 5 post awards valued 300–500 DC each. Includes the three new awards!

  • Now actually sends you a notification to tell you what you got!

Double XP:

  • All votes from now until the end of the event give the recipient 2 dramacoin instead of 1. Truescore increments by +1 per usual.

  • Unlike over Fistmas, there is no longer an exploit to farm infinite DC (300 DC/hr/alt) by repeatedly voting and unvoting a post. I don't know if anyone exploited it back then, but you can't do it anymore.

Party Hats:

  • On your cakeday, you get a partyhat displayed on your profile pic and a cool badge for surviving one year on this hell-site.

  • For rDrama's birthgay, everyone gets a hat! After the event, they become cakeday-only.

Birthgay Gifts:

  • Everyone received a badge for the birthgay event. Art creds: @McCoxmaul

  • Everyone with ≥250 truescore received 1000 DC.

Temporary UI changes for event:

  • :marseyparty: logo.

  • Balloons header background. Gave header text black outline to improve readability.

  • Journoid banner replaced with a birthgay message.

  • 24 (!!!) birthgay banners. Art creds: @idk, @Dramamine, @Modern_Major_General and @HeyMoon

Patch Notes (from the past week)

  • Shop discount bug: the Big Spender badges for spending dramacoin in the shop mistakenly gave a much larger discount than intended. They now give a 2 percentage-point discount per badge owned.

  • Shop discount improvement: the Roller badges for opening lootboxes obtained at 10, 50, and 150 boxes purchased give a permanent 1 percentage-point discount per tier.

  • Audio embedding in posts: <audio controls preload="none" src="https://.../example.mp3"></audio> will display a sound player in your post or comment. No more Vocaroo! Usual restrictions on media hosts apply—rehost to catbox.moe if in doubt. Working on getting audio uploads to work and easier markup so you don't need to add an HTML tag—stay tuned for future changelog.

  • Comment posting hotkey: the Ctrl-Enter shortcut to post a comment was recently announced. We now have Mac support for Cmd-Enter.

  • Shop UI: Rows on desktop are now more compact.

  • Highlighted text is automatically inserted as a quote when you click reply. However, this did not previously retain formatting. This has been fixed. (kudos @nekobit)

  • Factchecks: you've known and loved the #fοrtune feature in comments. Now you can get a random #factcheϲk. (kudos to @Absinthe)

  • Reminder: Polls only ever appear at the end of a post, no matter where you put them in the markup. Formatting Help now reflects this.

  • Mod log timestamps now display exact times on mouseover.

  • Snappy now uses search.marsey.cat instead of camas. Also, fixed bug where the camas links would have the entire post URL shoved into the author field.

In the Pipeline for Coming Weeks

  • More Marseys are coming Soon™.

  • Super secret improvements to the House system. You will probably like them. If you don't like them, you will be forcibly compelled to like them.

  • Minor improvement to search.

  • Minor improvement to comment sorting.

  • … lots of other things I'm probably forgetting.

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SUBSCRIBE TO THIS GUY HE’S THE NEWEST CABAL-TIER ULTRAMEGAGIGAJANNY AND HE IS FRICKING AMAZING

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:#marseycarphug:

I can't believe we launched almost 3hrs ago. I have written so much code. It is dark outside. I don't remember the last time I ate. But I feel so thoroughly appreciated :marseywholesome:

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Reject eating

Embrace amphetamines

Assimilate into schizocel


:#capysneedboat2::#capyantischizo::#space:

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:#marseypills: :#marseystims: ← that can be you & me if we assimilate bb

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no BIPOC 💛 stop bc ur gonna be a drooling addlepated mess later in life u keep fricking with benzos n antihistamines 😔😔

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implying I intend to live past 33


:#capysneedboat2::#capyantischizo::#space:

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:#marseycrying:

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r u jebus?

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:chadyescapy:


:#capysneedboat2::#capyantischizo::#space:

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Dinner is beer 🍻

I forgot to cook anything 🍻

Try it though it’s VERY low effort 🍻


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It's sooooo good, go treat yourself to boiled alligator or whatever it is you eat :marseylove:

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2snakes rly is 🙌🏾 u Blessed he’s here

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He great, like trans lives matter

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!blackjack999

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There should be a way to ping a random person @random

Preferably allow it to be used multiple times in a post and each time it is replaced with a different rando


:#capysneedboat2::#capyantischizo::#space:

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As long as it's like a 10× chance to get you, soren, or Joe :marseywitch:

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I don't even ping anyone. Why would it ping me? What did I do to any of you?

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I don't even ping anyone

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Send 10 examples of proof

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Yeah, I'm not doing free emotional labour for you. Sorry not sorry

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I love asking people to do stuff for me though.

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@Modern_Major_General cant see my awesome banners because of all the ANIME on my screen trans lives matter

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A fate worse than death


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Strange. Mine is covered by a strange man a bandana and underwear dancing.

He's making spell-checking this very important comment difficult.

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I thought it was 3x dramacoins

:#marseysob::#marseysulk::#marseywagie:

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is it not triple xp?

:#marseycry:

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If it is triple XP, then I dun fricked up. Looks like it's working double as expected, though. If Carp lied to you saying it's triple, I suggest a mutiny. :marseyanticarp:

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I never said triple!!!


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give us triple straggot

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fingers crossed the bloat lord marsey makes the cut

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If you don't like them, you will be forcibly compelled to like them.

:marseyreich: :marseyexcited: :marseycomrade:

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Isn't that the topic of a Weird Al album?

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TWINK TWINK TWINK TTWINK

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Factcheck: This claim has been classified as misogynistic.

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Factcheck: This claim has not been approved by experts.

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!blackjack999

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god dam crashes, the website is slow, the crashes are appearing more frequently, the amount of problems is increasing... we need an app.. even if it has problems I don't care the website is super slow and I can barely stand waiting...

Snapshots:

search.marsey.cat:

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Snappient! :marseysoypoint:

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Wait theres search? Have I really been blinded by the banners this whole time or is the search bar new?

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The search is very old. You've just been ignoring the big rectangle on your screen for the past eight months.

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I believe it. I have a mental block on the thing that drives away the most extreme rightoids and leftoids: the top of the screen

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Thank you for the marsey gold kind stranger!

:marseyparty::marseyparty::marseyparty:

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Do lootboxes purchased in previous holiday events not count towards the “lootboxes bought by you”?

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They should. How many did you think you should have and how many are you seeing?

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Not sure exactly how many, but at least one during the Halloween and Christmas events, and it’s showing zero.

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Everything in the system seems to think you have zero. Hard to say what happened between then and now. Everyone else's seem to have persisted.

Have you bought any during the birthgay event? If those aren't incrementing the count, I'll dig hard into figuring out why. But if it's just the past ones that seemed to have disappeared (or never been counted properly), I'm inclined to just manually increment your counter by a few and write it off as a mystery.

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Didn’t the other events have tiered boxes? Maybe only the higher tiers count or something.

I know I purchased at least one, but never the most expensive ones.

Maybe it was only tier 2 and 3 that counted towards the total or something like that.

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Fistmas at least only had one tier, since I repurposed it for the Birthgay lootboxes. I'm going to add 4 boxes to your counter as compensation and, barring any other strangeness with your lootboxes, we'll call it a fluke. Let me know if you run into any other trouble, though.

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Super secret improvements to the House system. You will probably like them. If you don't like them, you will be forcibly compelled to like them.

Is this improvement the addition of House Edgy? If not, I don't care.

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I keep telling Carp we need House Incel and House Boomer. But if anyone even says the word "house" and a number greater than four in the same sentence, he starts sperging out about Harry Potter wandshit and how four is the best number blah blah blah.

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NO MORE FRICKING HOUSES :killherkillher::killherkillher::killherkillher:


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Like R-slur, Incel is implied by using this website. I'm all for House Boomer, and I'm personally trying to shill House Edgy because I think a special part of the 2000s internet that isn't represented yet is the trench-coat-wearing, punk-listening, anti-Dubya edgelords who also made DeviantArt OCs. Racist and Vampire both almost hit it, but Racist is too modern edgelord and Vampire is too specific.

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For what it's worth, House Vampire has been tacitly doubling as House Boomer (and House Femcel, and House Foid more generally) in the view of some of its founding members. Vampires being hundreds of years old or something. Meanwhile, the 2000s punk crowd all got radicalized by /pol/ and are House Racist now, though I see your point. But you'll need to defeat the Fish in Highlander-style single-combat if you want more houses.

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While the fish has been making god-awful posts, I have studied the blade.

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o7 thank you for your service king

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I'm on my phone and dancing brazilian richard or whatever is making half of the site literally unusable, can someone give me some css to get rid of him

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