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This is a sizable number of gun owners in the US. The next 10-15 years will be fun for y'all. Idiocy, selfishness, impulsivity, DISDAIN for critical thinking lmao y'all are FRICKED

Y'all hear that y'all? Y'all

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Y'all posters will be the first to go

:#marseyhammersnoo::!#marseyhammersnoo:

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Y'all come and try to take my y'all's.

:#marseybountyhunter:

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Are you an indigenous y'all user or are you a dirty colonizer who participates in y'allpropriation?

:marseythinkorino:

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Mix. Half the family is hick midwestern of the y'all variety. The other half is hick full western of the non y'all variety. The real problem are hicks that say "Hoss"

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You'll only get a half, light beating then

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Aint sound like no yall i ever heard before. Put one in their skull


:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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Y'all

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Curious what y'all use for the plural you.

Probably something extremely moronic like "yous" or needlessly pretentious like "you all." Or worse, an ambiguous "you."

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I take every chance I can get to possibly misgender someone, so I use "you guys" :gigachad:

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Not a guy :soyreddit:

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Your shoulders and 5 o'clock shadow say otherwise, Alice :marseysmug2:

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All of you.

No one should want to sound like an ignorant, slob American.

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"Where do all of you want to eat" sounds so fricking dumb though. Compare that to the elegant and concise "Where do y'all want to eat." You're shooting yourself in the foot because you're worried some dolts might otherwise judge you. Y'all're pathetic.

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I just don't want to sound like a California cute twink who moved to Austin.

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If you're a soyboy, I understand, but a true :marseysoutherner: won't get mistaken for a Calicel.

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Just don’t say y’all like it’s a fricking bark it’s that easy


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You'd also sound like a good rural Canadian boy

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Whats that sposeta mean bud? You wanna go oot back?

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Or you can just address the group in general with "where do you want to eat?" and not sound like a half literate troglodyte.

Americans :marseydisagree:

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There are a concerning number of you who think I'm American despite my flair and profile.

half literate troglodyte.

Ironic

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Actually, Canada is in America chud :soyjakanimeglasses:

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I saw the leaf wannabe yankee.

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Everyone. Where would everyone like to eat.

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youse guyses

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Stop appropriating Gungan culture

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Yous is east coast city slicker italo-jewish culture swaety

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This is a sizable number of gun owners in the

Everyone knows it is yinz

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You guys

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Yankees say you guys, southern rednecks and blacks say yall.

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Vous

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BussyBros

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You?

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Y'all gun owners need to think about what y'all are doing to we'all. My California town has made y'all's guns illegal.

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If i saw a store owner trying to shoot someone over 30 in beer I'd mag dump that store owner and lose not one second of sleep.

The same people defending shit like this spam about how the saudis are barbarians for cutting hands off.

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Does this guy think guns were just introduced to the American public 2 weeks ago?

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I got permabanned from /r/politics for saying "how I sleep at night knowing I value my possessions more than your life 😴" for threatening violence. Watching redditors defend a criminal's human right to steal without consequences will always be funny.

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I too am a proud supporter of the "Frick around and find out" school of thought. Yes, I value my possessions more than the lives of some stupid criminals. Why can't we just admit that some people have negative value to society and that the world would be a better place with them removed from it?

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Because most redditors also have a negative value to society. Sure they're not stealing or anything like that, but they almost certainly consume more of society's resources than they contribute through whatever shitty wagecuck jobs they have.

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Don't steal from people in Florida and you won't get shot by storeowners. :marseyshrug: It's a natural consequence.

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For how much reddit loves "play stupid games win stupid prizes" you'd think they'd get this concept.

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Dogwalking and reddit modding are valuable contributions to society :soymad:

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No one wants your collection of anime figures

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Is that like cartoons?

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:marseysquint:

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Not all human life is equally valuable.

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Redditors own nothing of real value, and contribute nothing to the world and live in low crime suburbs; so they could never understand what it is like to have something stolen from you.

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The Quran is clear on this https://quran.com/5/38?translations=48,27,40,18,101,22,85,84,21,20,19,17,95

[As for] the thief, the male and the female, amputate their hands in recompense for what they earned [i.e., committed] as a deterrent [punishment] from Allāh. And Allāh is Exalted in Might and Wise.

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And doth it was, that exhulted Allah said unto the prophet (PBUH): "Shit, just cap that motherlover, my negro."

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Islam is the words words words words words religion.

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They’re sneeding because of putting themselves in the place of the dude that got smoked.

They’re upset that, being the shithead mayo suburboids that they are, they’ve probably lifted their fair share of shit from stores. Probably during cringe butt anarchist/punk “I listen to Anti-Flag” phase.

They don’t want to think that someone could have ventilated their asses and people would not have made a national memorial, but rather would make jokes and celebrate it on the internet.

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They're also upset that they can't really spin the theft as anything but a lowlife just taking shit that he wants. Thief was a career criminal stealing beer, not a poor overworked father stealing bread for his children. Shop owner was taking out the trash. So they are just clucking on and on about how "isn't a human life worth more than $36?????"

like no, his wasn't. He was an actual verified drain on society.

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But but alcoholism is an addictive disease, it's because of our for-profit healthkkkare system that this poor victim of capitalism has to self-medicate with Budweiser to cope with the systematic oppression

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like no, his wasn't.

Oh no, it entirely was, but somehow I think had the shopkeep enslaved this loser to extract value from him reddit would still be moaning about it

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1-handed 60s war crime-comitting stance

Blasting 30 rack Enjoyer through the driver's window

At your job as a Cashiercel

Unfathomably based

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Kinda related:

Recently there's been an influx of ''justice being dealt'' videos on a brazilian sub I follow. The posts gained a fair bit of traction and they created their own subreddit.

The name is absolutely cancerous but im ngl I really like some of these vids

https://old.reddit.com/r/ArmaseLiberdade/

Also check this out

https://old.reddit.com/user/Positive_Listen7226/submitted/?sort=top

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:#marseybrasileiro:

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:#marseymutt:

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Sorry, i can't hear you over the sound of you speaking Spanish wrong.

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:!#marseylaugh: :marseydead:

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No man deserves to be murdered for beer. If he needs it that bad just let him have it, or just call the police if it's really that big of a problem.

Just another gun happy amerimutt

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:#marseybiker::#marseycuck:

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Bikes and cucks? Sorry but I don't get your super high IQ rightoid meme

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It's not the beer, it's the principle. If you let somebody steal from you without retribution, all the other narcissistic sociopaths will think they can do it too. Since 15% of the human population is made up of narcissistic sociopaths, obviously this is a big problem. That's why it's so important to make an example out of thieves.

And sure, maybe it would be better from a long-term perspective to just exterminate all the narcissistic sociopaths, but we're nowhere near that point yet. Even if you could get society to unite behind killing a whole lot of people who totally have it coming, we don't even have a great way to detect these people. So in the meantime, we just have to make sure there are very strong deterrents to frighten these vermin out of acting on their selfishness. They need to be terrified enough of the consequences of stealing from you that their fear strongly outweighs their greed.

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Eye for an eye (or in this case your brains on the sidewalk for a beer) makes the whole world blind.

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No, it just stops thieves. Your parable is based on feuding families. If the example is gang rivalry, you could still have a point. But often you have lone parasites attacking a family. And the neutered response and unnecessary civility toward these people is not virtuous. The response is not overkill. You could, however, argue that it murdering all the thief's relatives, and anyone who defends them, root&stem, could maybe, possibly, be unwarranted.

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In a functioning society you have courts, law enforcement, and government to enforce a social contract and ensure that everyone plays by the rules. This makes society safer, more trusting, and less violent, as offenders are punished, and individuals don't need to seek retribution on their own, preventing the spiral of violence that occurs in pre-modern societies.

Of course, when this breaks down and the law no longer applies to broad segments of the population, individuals can either choose to be victimized regularly, or respond with violence.

All I'm saying is, be prepared to defend yourself and your property, no one is coming to save you.

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It's not a functioning society, government isn't gonna do anything about him.

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Your parable is based on feuding families.

Lol, no, read your Bible.

Maybe you should be shot, it would be a deterrent to other r-slurs posting online.

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Biblical stories are mainly applicable to small feuding tribes, aka families. However, your comment is actually a criticism of a biblical declaration, so I don't know exactly what you're trying to say. You can argue around the etymology but it still has been most commonly used to argue against escalated retaliation among tribal squabbles... all irrelevant to ventilating some junkie in the post modern world.

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Or brainless... but clearly that already happened, so why not make it literal?

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just call the police

:marseypearlclutch:

Never send a cop to do a social worker's job, CHUD

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B-b-but he was only stealing that beer to feed his family

:#soyjaktalking:

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Thieves deserve bullets

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Yes, you should always offer your weapons and ammunition first if a thief arrives at your residence, if you are lucky they will take them and leave inmediately

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I worked at a corner gas station when I was a bit younger. If I saw some kid stealing a candy bar I would say something along the lines of "madam/sir may I politely ask you to check your son's front right pocket because I am fairly certain that there is something in there that does not belong to him"

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who talks like that

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You don’t get to choose your punishments

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The three 18-packs of Natural Light beer that Rennie Defoe Jr. allegedly stole cost $36 and cost him his life.

Defoe, 43, of Plant City, was shot and killed by the co-owner of a Lakeland convenience after grabbing the beer, walking past the counter and saying, “If you follow me, I’ll kill you,” according to a Polk County Sheriff’s Office arrest report

At the time of the incident — just before midnight July 17 — convenience store co-owner Mehedeun Hasan, 22, was behind the counter with his father, Q.M. Monsure Rahman, 61, who also owns the store.

Surveillance video released by the sheriff’s office shows the shooting unfold after Defoe leaves the convenience store followed by Rahman and by Hasan, who had grabbed a Beretta 9mm handgun from the store’s office.

Defoe is seen tossing the beer onto the front seat of a white sedan, closing the door and backing up as Hasan approaches the driver’s side front window with his left arm extended — holding the handgun.

The bullet that mortally wounded Defoe first hit his left arm before going into his chest, the arrest report said. He died in the hospital on Saturday, four days after the shooting.

Hasan, who was initially charged with attempted second-degree murder and shooting into an occupied vehicle, is now facing an additional charge of second-degree murder with a weapon.

He told investigators that when Defoe got into the car he pointed the gun at the tinted car window and saw Defoe’s hand near the center console. “He feared [Defoe] was reaching for a weapon,” the arrest report said.

Hasan is being held at Polk County’s jail without bond

Other tidbits from Newsweek, since people don’t see fit to publish all the relevant details in one fricking story:

Hasan allegedly told Defoe: "Money, money, money," to inform the customer that he had forgotten to pay for the drinks.

As Defoe peels off in reverse, Hasan is seen squeezing the trigger of his gun and getting off one shot. Hasan kept trailing the Camry on foot and told authorities that he was trying to "get the tag number" when the gun in his hand "accidentally went off" again, according to the report. One of the fired bullets struck Defoe in the left arm and pierced his heart.

They just got the bleeding to stop this morning," Defoe's sister-in-law, who asked to remain anonymous, told Newsweek of Defoe's upgraded prognosis. "They spent most of the time in surgery yesterday trying to find the bullet."

She said Defoe may have been wrong in attempting to make off with the liquor, but shouldn't have to die because of it.

"Nobody deserves to be gunned down for beer," she said.

What's more, Defoe had more than enough money to pay for it.

"Nobody understands why he did what he did," the relative said. "He didn't need to. He has a job."

Despite being released from his fourth stint in a Florida State Prison on June 12, and having a long rap sheet, filled with a dozen prior felonies, including robbery, firing a missile into a dwelling, domestic battery and drug charges, the relative said Defoe "is a good father who takes care of his kids when he gets off work every day," she said.

"He doesn't make good personal decisions," she added. "But he's really a half-decent guy."

She said that Defoe, a recently released felon from Plant City, Florida, was on his way to work after feuding with his girlfriend.

"I know him and his girlfriend were arguing that night," she said.

1.) Dude isn’t mayo, lol. He’s not even a native formed burger patty.

2.) Guy made a terroristic threat, and tried to alpha flex on the clerk

3.) Dude May have reached for something (?)

4.) Guy gets worried and shoots him

5.) No bond, which is funny because:

https://www.kens5.com/amp/article/news/crime/hes-accused-of-killing-2-people-so-why-was-he-released-from-jail-on-bond-without-paying-a-dime/273-6d190aa4-315e-43f6-96ad-b29083d05091

https://www.khou.com/amp/article/news/crime/caitlynne-guajardo-family-lawsuit-against-harris-county/285-16e32bac-d2e3-4758-ba56-d975a75f55b3

Magistrates don’t seem to have a problem bonding out people for whatever the frick else.

I agree that you should just randomly pop someone if you think they’ve stolen from you, but why would the dude not just give the shit back if he saw homeboy about to do the needful?

Anyway, I don’t see the point in sheltered chronically-disabled Plebbitors sneeding about it. Random shit happens in other countries, for ever dude shot trying to steal beer in the US there’s indescribable horrors like people getting pipe r*ped in India or a old man getting killed because he told someone to get off his steps in Bongland.

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I unironically support unlimited immigration for any Middle Eastern/Indian Based Department Retail Location owner who wants to come here and clap crackheads

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firing a missile into a dwelling

... yeah I wanna hear this story

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If it’s true the guy threatened to kill the shop dude…. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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A couple of little things that happened to me since I put sodomy behind me. Dogs stopped barking at me. Friends say it’s because I don’t smell like blacks any more. But also—and I can’t fully explain this—I started to care about spoilers. I once posted HAN SOLO DIES on Twitter and lost 2,500 followers and reveled in it. But I’d be furious now to read that, and wouldn’t inflict it on others (Star Wars cringe aside), because my viewing and reading habits are changing. I used to watch and read for color, texture, pattern, theme, atmosphere and didn’t care what happened to the people in the story. So I liked Wilde and Rothko and TV sci fi. But now I find myself caring how the plot resolves itself. I want to know how it ends. I enjoy art for more than just the surface textures and historical contexts and political dimensions. Things matter, and what happens to people and to things matters to me.

I think I would say my focus has shifted to the story because I have stopped running from the ultimate story—our universal origin story. The story of the eternal mysteries of the universe. And I care about what happens to people in stories because, for the first time ever, I finally care what happens to me.

Snapshots:

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Before I pick a side I'd like to know the brand of beer.

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Natural light 🤮🤮🤮🤮

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Okay they deserve to die even if they paid for it.

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