You walk in the bathroom at a restaurant and you see someone in the stall but theyβre not making any noise 9/10 they waiting for you to leave so they can go back to pooping, I like to frick with them and take my time, make em hold it then pretend your leaving but then pop right back in like you forgot your keys or something so they gotta stop mid turd.
Alpha males like me shit with the stall door open.
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I definitely think less of a person if I find out they have bathroom anxiety. Incredibly inefficient and weak-willed.
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some of us grew up in a first world country like the US, ok? we didn't all get the PRIVILEGE of pooping in the corner of the room and covering it up like a cat.
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I can't help it, my Marsey gave me toxoplasmosis a long time ago
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How very European of you
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I am actually explicitly pro American foot-wide stall door gap over the Euro luxury shitclosets. They get too comfortable in their little rooms, which makes me have to wait longer. I also like having the ability to stare someone down if they're taking too long, and the clinical environment makes a bathroom more business-minded imo.
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People who are afraid to use public restrooms should probably just dive headfirst off the nearest tall building because they are too weak to go on living.
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One of my friends told me he has bathroom anxiety, and refuses to use public bathrooms. He even moved into a house on the same street as his work so he could go home to take a dump when he needs.
We don't hang out much anymore
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The Germans have a term for this:
HeimscheiΓer
Though none of you will be able to read it since 99% of you are trash Monolingual Burgers.
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I speak 5 languages but not horsespeak. What does it say?
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I'm not here to educate you sweaty π
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Fair.
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I am afraid of touching non virgin woman
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Yeah me too, nobody has checked them for teeth yet down there.
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i probably havent used public bathrooms for both pissing or pooping unless i was gonna literally piss myself since probably 2nd grade. not because im afraid but because theyre disgusting. my college has good bathrooms though so i use those
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I always have some alcohol spray and some tissues with me in case
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Eat some fricking fiber why are you making noise when you shit.
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BORN TO SHIT
FORCED TO WIPE
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You're not doing it right if the noise of you pooping doesn't cover the music.
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it never even began for poopcels
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Constipation is a serious medical condition and I would appreciate if you respected that, chud
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i only shit once every 3 days
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I unlock this power whenever I go on a multi-day hike and it's awesome. I wish I could always do it though.
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Why would I stop pooping at a place that was literally made for pooping? I just don't get it.
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He don't miss
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Public restrooms are strictly for urination, men's rooms would be urinals only but for ftm kings. If you can't go two hours without preferring holding it in to rubbing your butt on a filthy, used-by-fat-people public potty you're a weak-boweled loser who probably talks about his IBS in public.
No anxiety involved, you can smoke and do shots in my bathroom while I shit in front of you, but I'll never use the same bathroom as the fricking cattle.
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Your supposed to shit in the urinals chud
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That's why you get on top of the potty and squat you fricking r-slur
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that's femoid shit, we don't do that and therefore our bathrooms don't look like warzones
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it just means you're dumb
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Found the rubber sole-cel.
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I don't know what that means
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I know you don't, cattle.
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Keep yourself safe, westoid
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I will never poop somewhere that doesn't have a bidet again. The wiping scars have finally healed
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*you're
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π€
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cope
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THIS
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Po po po poyo, poyo popopo
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The virgin "holding it until you get home"
The Chad "loudly pooping with the stall open, and narrating the struggle"
The Sigma "pooping in the urinal while filming a video short about dropshipping"
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Imagine not pooping while you walk in public
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I can easily shit in public no problem - just open air take a loud farting blasting shit surrounded by thousands. But my piss stream loses strength when someone is within a foot. I'm not holding till they leave - I'm pushing like I have a kidney stone - but piss won't come out till they're gone. At urinals I try to make eye contact if someone next to me is taking too long, really stare them down. My dream is to get into a stare with a trans woman and then kiss like we're in a movie and the curse on my bladder will be lifted forever.
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Are there really people who don't take one massive shit in the morning per day immediately after having coffee?
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chad trait you piss in the sink
gigachad trait you shit in the urinal
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Nigachad trait you piss in the soap dispenser
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If the bathroom is nasty i will use potty paper to cover the potty seat so my butt doesnt catch aids from ya'all.
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At urinals, i always think hey if you look at my peepee then that means you think i am atleast a little attractive.
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That's lame and boring kitty shit. Have you ever completely flooded the potty in the only stall while someone is waiting on you for more than 20 minutes? Then say to their face sorry bro I clogged it and hand them the plunger as you leave while taking your time to wash hands (so I can enjoy hearing the instajanny cuck have to clean up after me FOR FREE).
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You've put quite a lot of thought into others' pooping habits.
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What you're supposed to do is, when you're leaving, open the door and let it loudly shut but stay inside the bathroom. Then wait silently for 5-10 seconds, then open the door and actually leave.
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Sapo is that you ?
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Thatβs right
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There was a greentext about this but I can't find it.
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It's 2022 just buy a vape pen you boomer.
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Vape pens are for losers and literally destroy your lungs
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