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Cartoon enthusiast manchildren lose their shit over the latest Chip&Dale movie because their furry mouse waifu getting NTR'd by a bee

https://twitter.com/CursedModernism/status/1528048412825886724

Basically instead of chosing the protagonist, the girl of the gang decided to go live with the mascot of the group and gave birth to 42 fly-mice hybrids. A comparison I've seen a lot is people comparing it to Daphne dipping Fred to live with scooby doo and frick a dozen of puppy-human abominations into existence.

There are also like 10 different threads talking about it or its related | aftermath on /co/

Tl;dr

actual humans who wanted to frick a mouse are mad that the mouse fricked another species

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The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko

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frick I need brain bleach after the first paragraph.

good find


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surprise this comes as a surprise, I thought it was more of a "well known" internet story. I think I read the woman's blog at some time in the mid-2000's as far as I remember.

I think it is up there with the jolly rancher story

Edit: also here are two more parts

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huh, and I'm usually good with these things too, but this one I can't remember coming across before.


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yea, i don't think stories like these are easily forgettable

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May Allah smite whover wrote that

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A classic.

Even though this one is obviously a ruse, the internet really was a wilder place back then. Unrelated little tale bellow.

Sometimes I remember about a video that got VERY famous here in Brazil. It was entitled ''kitty sandwich'' and the video itself was only one google away. The video consisted of an underaged girl (13-16, prolly) spreading her legs open and smearing her kitty with mayo, masturbating and then iirc rubbing bread on her mayo'd kitty. Literally everyone has seen the video, these days I think to myself how what was very clearly CP had spread so much and no one cared back then lol

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What in the mayo autism

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New snappy quote

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All I know about Gadget is that there's a russian meme cult

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I wonder how many of the people in those pictures killed themselves over this movie


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Sanctions on movie releases in Russia coming in clutch

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broke: Putin waged war to protect Hunter Biden

woke: Putin waged war to protect his citizens from getting NTR'd

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joke: There are no Nazis in the East Ukranian army

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We're living in the end times, aren't we.

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When I was 8, we were visiting my grandma and I asked if we could watch Chip n Dale. My grandmother FLIPPED OUT on my mom. Turns out Chippendales are male strippers 🤣🤣🤣 Grandma, how did you know that? 🫢

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I know 100% believe Gadget got zipped to piss off those slavs. Surely this will be the end of Putin.

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I know nothing about this cartoon or whatever but if this comparison is accurate

A comparison I've seen a lot is people comparing it to Daphne dipping Fred to live with scooby doo and frick a dozen of puppy-human abominations into existence.

This does sound genuinely disturbing lmao

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Dogpilled again:marseydepressed:

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Disney did something based? Darn.

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This whole thing looked so wannabe subversive to me. Anyone under 30 only even knows Chip and Dale if they're a Kingdom Hearts autist. Who cares if they changed everything for a quick laugh? Something like Shrek worked because self serious Disney stuff still existed, what is this the funny answer to?

But I underestimated the butthurt of cartoon fans, I was wrong, they managed to make "haha we turned Chip and Dale into a joke" into effective trolling. Jfl

There was also salt about the "2d" character being cel shaded 3d, I choose to believe this was also done to frick with neckbeards.

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There is a new-ish chip n dale called "Park Life" that my kids watch. It's classic Disney clean: No furry jerk-off material that I've seen.

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this modernist cartoon æstethic will be the destruction of the white man smfh Why are the cartoonists so fricking lazy

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I think it's because nobody animates by hand anymore.

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I hate to sound like a consoomer but I really think this skanky art style of obviously computed animated gunk is going to make kids less creative. it is so commersialized and bland

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computed animated gunk is going to make kids less creative

definitely. I use it to occupy my kids before I feed them, it really isn't good for much else.

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what is the alternative though? To serve up 1960's cartoons?

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How about you don't feed your kids hyperstimulating pap to keep them from bothering you

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That series came to Denmark in early 2000's I think. They are still sending it, on national tv, between 19-20 on Fridays which is like the hour of disney cartoons ever kid watches

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Nobody batted an eye at Donkey and Dragon. White supremacy strikes again.

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ran across this

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Gas the yiffenreich

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Anybody over six that cares about about this show is r-slurred, but the idea of mouse/fly hybrids is still pretty gross.

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Snapshots:

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good one snappy.

now draw her getting Big Bee Peepee.

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What?

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K den

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Ive been seeing this shit spammed every fricking where in /tv/ and /v/

I dont know these characters nor do I care (and tbh i doubt most people care), but it is kinda funny

and weird

edit: just checked /co/ kek

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black or not, a bull is a bull. and in this house, we honor our bulls.

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Only correct take.

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I don't know what any of this is or means.

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Tomboy :marseytrad:-Mouse :marseymouse: fricks insect:marseybug:, NTR'd mousefrickers :sneed: :marseycoomer: sneed :marseysneed:.

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And NTR is?

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seen a lot is people comparing it to Daphne dipping Fred to live with scooby doo and frick a dozen of puppy-human abominations into existence

HOT

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That movie sucks anyway who cares

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Poor man's Alvin and the Chipmunks tbh.

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