Wit Da Mop

By McCoxmaul (Cover of "In Da Club" by 50 Cent)

Intro

Glow, glow, glow, glow, glow, glow

Glow, feddies

It's a honeypot

You gon' catch some flies / Witcha honeypot

Flower jizz on a joint / Now dassum honeypot

And you know they gon' find out you talkin' to the cops

Chorus A (x2)

You won't catch me wit da mop, even if you look a lot

All the jannies gotta stop if they ain't wanna get shot

I'm into spicy drama, I ain't into shady mods

Who frickin' with the feds / 'bout to 'spoze you as some frauds

Verse A

If you look behind the scenes / Might not like what you seein'

Them jannies chose to close / All the curtains for a reason

They laughin' at they users while they stay commitin' treason

Hand my data to the feds? / It's open season

But the jannies betta fret 'cause we be schemin'

We be sending secret codes while they be memein'

Organizin' hard while while they suckin' out the semen

From fibbie peepee, who the frick fraternize with demons

In the hole, in our thread / Yellin' "Frick the mods

Fear the proles or end up dead" / I like our odds

We closin' in on this groomercord / Runnin' hard

Soon you'll be eatin' bugs / Inside a pod

"Two more weeks, nothing will happen?"

You flood the site witcha metadrama cryin' and yappin'

You can try to distract us / From all the geomappin'

But pretty soon it's gon' be yo butt that we clappin'

Chorus B (x2)

You won't catch me wit da mop, even if you look a lot

All the jannies gotta stop if they ain't wanna get shot

I'm into spicy drama, I ain't into shady mods

Who frickin' with the feds / 'bout to 'spoze you as some frauds

Verse B

My posts, my code brought me the views

That got me showin' off my songs

My bops, my jams, my tracks, my tunes

Look, jannies, listen up 'cause this won't take long

You should respect us, instead you neglect us

Jannie, you mad? Why you over there tryna wreck us?

We a dream userbase postin' all that good shit

Y'all them microdick incels yankin' on a glowy peepee

Stay leechin' all our work / Runnin' yo mouths in a cave

Lookin' down on all yo users / claimin' that "we can't behave"

My crew done had enough / You best be takin' heed

When we crash through yo gate / Won't be no time to sneed

So I'mma tell you / Like my accountant told me

If you good at doin' something / Don't be doin' it for free

Y'all poetry rondellin' / Cop peepees you be fondlin'

Send my schizo friend, trust me / You won't be fond of 'im

Chorus C (x2)

You won't catch me wit da mop, even if you look a lot

All the jannies gotta stop if they ain't wanna get shot

I'm into spicy drama, I ain't into shady mods

Who frickin' with the feds / 'bout to 'spoze you as some frauds

Outro

Don't try to act like I be tellin' tales either, jannies

I got six screencaps, four DMs and twelve emails, jannies

You know who it is

Small-PP Unit

MC Coxmaul