and it ruined my day
This woman was sitting on the opposite side of the aisle on the plane. She looked like she might be Cuban. She must not have been more than 5'3". Not slim, but not fat by any standard. But her breasts were enormous. Think Abby Shapiro X2. I'm pretty sure 100% of the male population of the plane nicked a glance at those bazongas. She was wearing one of those flowery sun dresses.
I was planning to hope the latest episode of We Own the City on the plane but after 5-10 minutes I realised nothing was getting inside my head. It's not even like I was attracted to her. Every 30 seconds my eyes were getting drawn towards them. After about 10 minutes or so I understood resistance is pointless, put on my sleep mask, gulped down two clonazepams.
Because the flight was only 1 and a half hours and I had taken enough medication for 8 hours sleep, I woke up extremely groggy and very irritated with a headache. The sight of her breasts this time failed to draw my attention this time and I am pissed now.
In short, see booba, day ruined.
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It's like you people want to stay a virgin forever
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Word, snappy
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