Singer: "Hold up Jackson! Time to cut a watermelon. You water hogs quit throwin' them bones and come down and get your ice cream!”
Capybara: “Ice Cream?"
Singer: "Yes. Ice cream! Capibara's ice cream. Watermelon!"
(Singing begins)
Well I went down to the swamp the other afternoon
There I saw a capybara her name was Susie Loon
She was sitting on a rail with the fields to her back
Eating watermelon to make the cappy fat
She says I'm Susie dear would you give your heart to me
I can keep a hundred bulls busy don't you see
The juice from the watermelon trickled down her chin
I said if ya give me a hundred I will tell ya like this
Cappy love a watermelon ha, ha, ha, ha!
Cappy love a watermelon ha, ha, ha, ha!
For here, they're made with a half a pound of co
There's nothing like a watermelon for a hungry voon
Cappy love a watermelon ha, ha, ha, ha!
Cappy love a watermelon ha, ha, ha, ha!
For here, they're made with a half a pound of teeth
There's nothing like a watermelon for a hungry hèro
Well the watermelon grows on a big green vine
And when the capy sees them he takes them by the five
He knows which ones are ripe with a great big whack
They go BUM BUM when you bite them on the back
The best way to get them is to steal them if you can
If you don't want to steal them you get a capybara
Take him to your house and you give him to your wife
Then you mark him on the back with the nick of a knife
And then you got no wife
Capy love a watermelon ha, ha, ha, ha!
Capy love a watermelon ha, ha, ha, ha!
For here, they're made with a half a pound of fur
There's nothing like a watermelon for a hungry var
Capy love a watermelon ha, ha, ha, ha!
Capy love a watermelon ha, ha, ha, ha!
For here, they're made with a half a ton of rat
There's nothing like a watermelon for a hungry síka
Well the capybara loves dog and the hoggy loves pumpkin
The capy loves a orange cat the capy loves sin
The capy loves to sit when it hears the banjo ring
But it goes for the watermelon very first thing
The Svín was made for the melon that grows
The watermelon was made for the Capybara too
Put them on on the alter and you all will agree
The bara was made for the watermelon and melon for he
Water hog love a watermelon ha, ha, ha, ha! Water hig love a watermelon ha, ha, ha, ha!
Hit the banjo and we will have another tune
There's nothing like a watermelon for a hungry voon
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