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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH! THE FOLLOWING IS A LIST OF BIRDS WITH CONFIRMED HOMOSEXUAL BEHAVIORS:

  1. Acorn Woodpecker

  2. Adelie Penguin

  3. American Flamingo

  4. American Herring Gull

  5. Anna's Hummingbird

  6. Australian Shelduck

  7. Aztec Parakeet

  8. Bengalese Finch

  9. Bank Swallow

  10. Barn Owl

  11. Bearded Vulture

  12. Bicolored Antbird

  13. Black-billed Magpie

  14. Black-capped Chickadee

  15. Black-crowned Night Heron

  16. Black-headed Gull

  17. Black-rumped Flameback

  18. Black Stilt

  19. Black Swan (NOT the movie)

  20. Black-winged Stilt

  21. Blue-backed Manakin

  22. Blue-bellied Roller

  23. Blue Crowned Conure

  24. Blue Tit

  25. Blue-winged Teal

  26. Brown-headed Cowbird

  27. Budgerigar

  28. Buff-breasted Sandpiper

  29. Calfbird (VERY ugly!!)

  30. California Gull

  31. Canada Goose

  32. Canary-winged Parakeet

  33. Caspian Tern

  34. Cattle Egret

  35. Cockatiel

  36. Common Chaffinch

  37. Chicken

  38. Chilean Flamingo

  39. Chiloe Wigeon

  40. Chinstrap Penguin

  41. Cliff Swallow

  42. Common Gull

  43. Common Murre

  44. Common Redshank

  45. Common Shelduck

  46. Crane sp.

  47. Dusky Moorhen

  48. Domesticated Turkey

  49. Eastern Bluebird

  50. Egyptian Goose

  51. Elegant Parrot

  52. Emu

  53. Eurasian Oystercatcher

  54. European Jay

  55. European Shag

  56. Galah

  57. Gentoo Penguin

  58. Golden Bishop Bird

  59. Golden Plover

  60. Gray-breasted Jay

  61. Gray-capped Social Weaver

  62. Grey Heron

  63. Great Cormorant

  64. Greater Bird of Paradise (this one is INTERESTING!!)

  65. Greater Flamingo

  66. Greater Rhea

  67. Green Cheek Conure

  68. Green Sandpiper

  69. Greenshank

  70. Greylag Goose

  71. Guianan Peepee-of-the-rock

  72. Guillemot

  73. Hamerkop

  74. Herring Gull

  75. Hoary-headed Grebe

  76. Hooded Warbler (a warbler!!!!)

  77. House Sparrow

  78. Humboldt Penguin

  79. Ivory Gull

  80. Jackdaw

  81. Kestrel

  82. King Penguin

  83. Kittiwake

  84. Laughing Gull

  85. Laysan Albatross

  86. Lesser Flamingo

  87. Lesser Scaup Duck

  88. Little Blue Heron

  89. Little Egret

  90. Long-tailed Hermit Hummingbird

  91. Lory sp.

  92. Mallard

  93. Masked Lovebird

  94. Mealy Amazon Parrot

  95. Mexican Jay

  96. Musk Duck

  97. Mute Swan

  98. Ocellated Antbird

  99. Ocher-bellied Flycatcher

  100. Orange Bishop Bird

  101. Orange-fronted Parakeet

  102. Ornate Lorikeet

  103. Ostrich

  104. Peach-faced Lovebird

  105. Pied Flycatcher

  106. Pied Kingfisher

  107. Domestic Pigeon

  108. Powerful Owl (love this name)

  109. Purple Swamphen

  110. Raggiana's Bird of Paradise

  111. Raven (not sure if applicable to all species or if they mean just the Common Raven...)

  112. Razorbill

  113. Red-backed Shrike

  114. Red Bishop Bird

  115. Red-faced Lovebird

  116. Red-shouldered Widowbird

  117. Regent Bowerbird (HECK YEAH!!)

  118. Ring-billed Gull (why so many seagulls, I wonder...)

  119. Ring Dove

  120. Rock Dove

  121. Roseate Tern

  122. Rose-ringed Parakeet

  123. Ruff

  124. Ruffed Grouse

  125. Sage Grouse

  126. San Blas Jay

  127. Sand Martin

  128. Satin Bowerbird (HECK YEAH!!!)

  129. Scarlet Ibis

  130. Scottish Crossbill

  131. Senegal Parrot

  132. Sharp-tailed Sparrow

  133. Silver Gull (STILL more gulls!)

  134. Silvery Grebe

  135. Snow Goose

  136. Stitchbird

  137. Superb Lyrebird (FRICK YES!!!)

  138. Swallow-tailed Manakin

  139. Tasmanian Native Hen

  140. Tree Swallow

  141. Trumpeter Swan

  142. Victoria's Riflebird

  143. Western Gull

  144. White-fronted Amazon Parrot

  145. White Stork

  146. Wood Duck

  147. Yellow-backed Lorikeet

  148. Yellow-rumped Cacique

  149. Zebra Finch

THERE YOU HAVE IT! NEARLY 150 GAY BIRD SPECIES! OUT OF 18,000 BIRD SPECIES, GAY BIRDS MAKE UP 0.83% OF ALL SPECIES. DO BETTER!!!! AND YES, I TYPED THIS ALL OUT BY HAND, THANK YOU

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you forgot your mom

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:#marseymeds:

TAKE YOUR MEDS

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NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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TAKE THEM

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AND YES, I TYPED THIS ALL OUT BY HAND, THANK YOU

Stop telling the stimmed up foid to take more stims.

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NO!!!!!!!!!!!

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:#marseybowl:

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pretty much

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wydm fakkit birds tho bb bc birds got a cloaca so how they taking it fakkit style 🧐

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what if Penny typed in normal english? πŸ€”πŸ€”

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☹️ I am tho

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jk ily babe

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:marseylove:

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Wait do birds not have peepees? What the frick does a male cloaca look like?

Ive literally seen birds have s*x and this didnt occur to me

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ducks have a peepee

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Did dinosaurs have peepees tho? How do they get semen in there without peepees? Is it like scorpions where they nut on the ground and then the female puts ii in manually? What the frick

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not sure

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Bird expert my butt

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IDK AS MUCH ABOUT DINOSAURS I KNOW ALL ABOUT BIRD S*X THOUGH

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SO HOW DOES THE SEMEN GET IN DO THEY NUT ON THE EGGS OR SOMETHING

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They likely did but there’s no concrete evidence either way. Peepee doesn’t fossilize well

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But.... boner..... :marseycry:

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I love you

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:#marseymarseylove:

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Are these birds gay because they have less sexual dimorphism?

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not necessarily. the birds of paradise have extremely high sexual dimorphism but some species still display homosexual behaviors

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Do trans birds next

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i’ve actually been meaning to make a post about that for a LONG time

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blue tit

well i mean yeah

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when is womens month?

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don’t remember, don’t care enough

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you should, the suffragettes died for you

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idc

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wtf

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Poor decision lol

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zoz

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zle

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zozzle

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I hate you so much please hang yourself

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@TED_SIMP haters OUT!

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I LOVE YOU

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why

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Annoying.

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don’t care

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Black-billed Magpie

So close, yet so far

Mfw no gay black pilled birds yet :marseysad:

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37 Chicken

Never eating chicken again smh 😀

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Love these birds :marseystims:

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ME TOO

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Harpy Eagle

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no

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:#marseythumbsup:

ok

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.150. ME

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so proud of you bestie!!

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Darn always knew those galahs were fruity

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:#marseyhacker:

Snapshots:

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Bald Eagles not on the list

:#marseysaluteusa::#marseyjetfighter::#marseyjetbombing:

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You seem pretty happy. Are you coming out as ftm any time soon?

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NO!!!!!!

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Why is the greater bop so interesting?

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moreso birds of paradise in general. the males essentially evolved solely for the purpose of FRICKING BITCHESSSS, so its interesting that they would display homosexual behavior

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Gussy gets old after a while.

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Thanks for the list :marseybountyhunter:

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Acorn woodpecker

I was just watching something about them on the Big Bend documentary on PBS. Rather fascinating how they store up acorns in dead trees and then bears come along and eat their stash.

https://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/sly-bear-steals-woodpeckers-acorn-stash/23812/

:marseybear: :marseybear2:

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Do your next bird post on geese wars and bird-on-bird genocide and stuff.

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i have to make a trans birds post

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