Oh my fricking god

I love this SO MUCH

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Carporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Carporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human peepees, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Caroreon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have s*x with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Carporeon turn white.

I don't know if I wanna praise you for this, or murder your entire bloodline.

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Carporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Carporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human peepees, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Carporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have s*x with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Carporeon turn white. Carporeon is literally built for human peepee. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take peepee all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

His first evolution before carpados

Carp but he's irresistible to men

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Why is this fish seducing me?

Hey @TED_SIMP, wanna see someone macking out with this?

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Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Carporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Carporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human peepees, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Carporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have s*x with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Carporeon turn white. Carporeon is literally built for human peepee. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take peepee all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.