[birdpost] how the FRICK is this a real bird?

i thought this was some sort of movie prop at first. NOPE. this is fricking REAL!!!

i always knew that condors, especially andean condors, were big, but had no idea how ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE they actually were. my mind is fricking blown rn

WHAT THE FRICK

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UPDATE! TED_SIMP R-SLUR MOMENT!

THIS ONE IS A PROP AT THIS CONDOR SANCTUARY OR WHATEVER, IDK I’M NOT GOOD AT TRANSLATING SPANISH. HOWEVER THEY ARE STILL THE SAME SIZE AS THAT AND MY MIND IS STILL FRICKING BLOWN

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Also that girl is like 3 feet tall.

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Accidents happen, don't sweat it.

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All birds are props they have government controlled cameras in them so they can spy on us :#marseyglow:

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Define what a bird is. I heard there's no hard answer similar to what is a woman. Do you agree?

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lol i saw that thread. birds are reptiles with wings and feathers and ZW (female) and ZZ (male) s*x chromosomes

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That's definitely just a guy in a suit, I want one

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yeah i was wrong smh. but still the same size

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Yeah they're unacceptably big, idk what I'd do if I was up close to one :marseysweating:

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Birdpill

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They're not even the biggest birds either. :marseysmug2:

They're still cool though, I always love seeing them.

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That's an ugly bird :marseymalding:

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Got to see Andean Condors in the wild in Colca Canyon in Peru, they had massive wingspans but definitely didn't look that big. That chick is probably one of those Peruvians with lots of :marseyjaguarwarrior: still in her and is like 4'9"

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ohh ok makes sense!

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Pterosaurs were even bigger!

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NOT BIRDS

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Factcheck: WARNING! THIS CLAIM HAS BEEN CLASSIFIED AS DANGEROUS. PLEASE REMAIN STILL, AN AGENT WILL COME TO MEET YOU SHORTLY.

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That chicks got some balls, that big bird could frickin waste her.

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well apparently it can’t because it really was a fake 😭😭😭😭😭

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Wrong. It could still collapse onto her. Idk how heavy the prop is but that could waste you if it was heavy enough.

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facts!

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Too bad. Happy cake day!

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thank you it’s my first birthday!

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:#marcusfootball:

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