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Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. 
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The golden marsey being mopped was hilarious, but unfair. As a radical centrist I support that it happened but would also support Carp getting his marsey back and returning to bother us with notifications.
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Think it took him like three hours of rolling to get that Goldie in his flair.
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Carp’s always going on about how little he does at work. Surely he can find the time to drum up another one.
Live by the humble brag die by the humble brag.
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Like I said there is an argument to be made that you don’t wear a Rolex in a shitty neighbourhood but some some small part of me feels kinda a little bit bad for him cause he was so proud of it.
Some small part…kinda… a little bit.
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I unironically feel awful for him.
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I do too he was so happy to have that Goldie it meant a lot to him.
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Cuck
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Carp should think twice about straggotry in the future
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He said it took 6
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Hours.
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I was about to try seeing how long it'd take for me to get one, but I'm apparently flairlocked for 28 days?
Probably easier for me to go on desktop so i can RemoveElement most of the profile page and use a scriptyboi to automate rerolling
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Six hours actually
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bruh if can't unfollow, just create a new account duh
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I tried creating a new account and requesting this be merged into it (to keep badges), but aevann saw through my plot
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what's the use of badges?
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I paid him 2k coins to unfollow. if you cannot pay that then you are a cheap frick
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No. I'm attached to this one.
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Stockholm syndrome
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I know how to get carp back, but I’m gonna need a golden
as bait.
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A fake golden Marsey...
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All accusations that we have debased the gold used in Golden Marseys are slanderous lies by the (((bourgeois merchants))). The Golden Marseys are just as pure as the first day they were minted.
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It's as real as you want it to be.
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Pyrite
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Quick, put it under here before he realizes it’s not real.
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no way
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What exactly happened? He unfollowed me today
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Idio3 changed Carp’s flair, mopping up his golden marsey and Carp is not happy about it.
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That’s some bs I definitely support carp here, idios sexy Indian dude butt can gtfo
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Hello
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I'm just amazed at my newfound ancestry. Still processing it...
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I've officially entered my sadboi phase
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nvm I just saw a video of an autotuned dog lmao
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There’s probably more to it on mop-cord but august made a post about changing straggots flairs, then carp made a straggot post in the comments saying no one better change his flair. Idio then changed carps flair which started all this, but Idio then commented saying he forgot about the golden marsey and just did it as a joke but felt bad when he realized.
I think carp even had months worth of deflector awards to preserve said marsey lol.
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There honestly isn't anything more to it. That's it. The only thing to add is that snakes offered to code the golden Marsey back into his flair, but there's some weird point of honor and genuineness that my mind is too puny to understand involved...
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Eh, honest mistake on your part.
Carp will cool off and be back soon. Maybe you should roll for an hour to get a golden
and let him change your flair lol.
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I'm too neurotypical for that...
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Well you better take some stimmies and get to work if you want the fish’s blessing again.
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Idio def knew what he was doing.
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Holy shit what an autist
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wouldn't have happened if he were the member of the communist party of rdrama™️ and had dramatard union's backing
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He unfollowed everyone. Another mod changed his flair and it removed his golden marsey. I really don't know what a golden marsey symbolizes, but I'm told it takes a lot of work to get and he got it without mod abuse.
I'm sure there is more to it and maybe he's having a bad week/day and that just kinda hit him wrong and he's upset. fr though, the guy was a huge factor in this place's success and it's a huge loss.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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You realize it’s an engagement tactic? Literally his role here.
“Carp left!!’” leads to tons more posts and comments than usual.
“Carp returns” will be tons more posts and comments as well.
Maybe you guys are all in on it too, I can’t even tell anymore.
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Every couple months.
Somehow, even in his absence, the front page is still back-to-back fish posts.
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Weeks*
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He literally just reset his flair over and over again for six hours straight to get it
It represents six hours of him not having anything better to do
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It just proves he's more neurodivergent than a codercel.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Isn't he a codecel?
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Oh, that explains why fricks up the site every time he touches code.
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This is more r-slurred than 90% of the "i am mtf and totally not like a dude"-reddit post we normally make fun of.
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ye he seemed sincere when he asked me 😕 I didn’t want to but imma respect his wishes
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lmaooo schizocel u truly r a treasure
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Wait he's not joking then?
Can't just be a golden Marsey and I'm sure Aevann could restore it anyway.
I'm at a loss for words.
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Ya this is true, hopefully he comes back
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I can’t wait to turn this into a rightoid shithole now that carp is gone. Going to stormfront right now to advertise
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Aevann is doing school things too so it's like opening the monkey cage at the zoo.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Carp left because of Aevann. Not going to say more though but that’s why.
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yeah I feel like the golden marsey thing is probably just like the straw that broke the camel's back. I kinda figure some IRL shit is building up so I hope he's doing ok.
I hope he's lurking and this makes him smile.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Ya that’s exactly it
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But Aevann valued carp I thought. He's a great source of drama and a decent firehose. Carp was also based but not overt about it
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Come home, carp
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I’ll sign it in spirit but maybe the flower merchant needs some time to enjoy the sun and the grass. He’ll come back when he’s ready.
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I was in my, "I like Carp" phase too..
He always upsorened my comments..
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I don't know you, so get my username out of your mouth
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I wish we could get more Carp Posts.
I wish the front page of rdrama was nothing but CP.
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I don't know what this is, but I signed with my full, legal, real name and my work email address to show how committed I am to the cause!
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Thank you for your service.
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I signed please come back
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Carp-y come home
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Too lazy. Sorry carp, nothing personnel.
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Sus...
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I don't care
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Petitions is based on homophobic roots
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Signed. Carp is actually my bf btw
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I always thought he was the owner of this website or something.
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!blackjack105
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He'll be back, don't worry.
He's incapable of leaving this site
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I feel bad for him tbh, I don't mind if they undo things he's done abusing his admin powers but lately they have been going after stuff he's earned by himself like his awards and his golden Marsey, that must suck
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am i getting paid for this or
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No gracias.
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Fetus rights are human rights.
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Stop simping for carp
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Oh I'm sorry snowflake, did I OFFEND you? Do you want a bandaid? Do you want a hug? Do you want a kiss? I will kiss you. I will do it. Right on the mouth. Come here snowflake.. that's it.. your lips are so soft, snowflake.. mnnhm... ah...... snowflake..........
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