I have zero tolerance for repetitive breathing noises, nothing pisses me off more than this shit.
Coworker who has managed to bullshit his way into not showing up a single time to the office in two years came in today. Gained like 50lbs since I last saw him and is LOUDLY clearing his throat (that tick like UH UHHH sound) EVERY 15 SECONDS for 3 hours straight now.
That is all, no real drama, just need to complain about this. Had to close my office door and put headphones in which I never do so it probably looks weird but I'm going to kill someone otherwise.
Edit: Someone snapped and started making fun of him, all clear now. 
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Fatties incessantly loud breathing when you're forced to sit next to them in a meeting is what kills me the most.
I can hear every forced breathe go through their gullet. Simple acts such as breathing are a struggle for them. It's viscerally disgusting.
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I feel like the ones who struggle to breathe while sitting always have sweaty foreheads too. I had a couple teachers in HS like this I barely survived those semesters and the deafening silence other than their throats during exams almost made me rope.
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It's funny watching them struggle to breathe and stand at the same time while talking about how fat is normal.
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I can hear her breathe every time she starts a sentence.
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That is what feminists mean when they talk about the #struggle.
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What hack are you slurps talking wheeze about cromch?
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Adults who make toddler noises while breathing and eating
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Tell your job you have misophonia and they need to move the fatty or else you will file an ADA lawsuit
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The fat frick is probably on a cocktail of drugs thatβs causing his throat to dry out.
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because wh*te "people" are not really natural humans, they are a failed experiment produced by Yakub 6000 years ago. They are not adapted to life one Earth, so obviously they struggle to breath in our atmosphere.
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Yes perhaps debilitating misophonia is a symptom of my vast intellect.
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Lungs are strugling
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They clear their throats to make sure there's enough space to fit a whopper through.
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No one cared 50 years ago when obesity rates were only 15%, it's time to start caring and find a solution to the fat Q
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