I had like 10 moving companies to choose from in Florida who would pack for me and make my life easy. When I moved, I played Warcraft while they packed my stuff and they even left my bed and TV and computer for me to entertain myself that night until the next morning. Wonderful company. 5 stars. I did nothing, and if you pay attention to my posts, I can out-lazy anyone.
I'm moving again and want to shitpost on rdrama while someone packs for me. I can't find one frickin slackjawed jokel who offers packing services and doesn't get Jose and Jesus from the local illegals corner to do the work. Where the frick are services in ruralcel USA???
So please give me tips for finding a suitable mover so that I A) Don't get scammed by some rightoid good ol' boy, and B) don't have my shit broken during the move.
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Step one. Find the cheapest possible family moving business. Have them move all big things and unfragile boxes. Step 2. Call all of your friends with pickups and vans and get all the fragile stuff and your pc and shit. You should make sure its secure yourself. Step 3. Give your friends gas money. Profit.
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This is excellent advice.
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Have you tried asking your friends for help?
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My friend is a trustafarian and probs does less than I do.
Also, I would never ask friends to do this stuff. That's just mean.
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I know the area and itβs not rural when you have several panda expresses. High turn over jobs are getting it rough in trumps economy.
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lol I do have a Panda Express not too far.
We finally got a wine bar and I am v v v happy about this.
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Exactly, thatβs not rural darling. Try three men and a truck I see them moving people all the time here. Usually strapping young scrotes too
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You played Warcraft?
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I did like any self respecting person.
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Fetus rights are human rights.
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Don't you have crackheads out there? Just tell them you'll give them a microwave if they don't break shit or something
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White ruralcels are about the meth. Crackheads are for black neighborhoods.
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Even better, shill out like 50$ go buy half a gram of meth and watch them fools move all your shit in 2 hours, by foot
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Not a bad idea.
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Snapshots:
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