burger moment

muh privilege

muh resources

you dumb fricking b-word you posted this on twitter which means you have internet access, which means you have millions of recipes and guides and tutorials to follow how to cook right at your fingertips, but you'd rather be a useless sack of shit and accuse others of being privileged. fricking heck i'm sneeding

Reading that thread is both rage inducing and also the biggest evidence for me that zoomers will ensure I'll have job security and high pay as long as I live. She literally is told you can look up how to cook and basically needs it spoon fed to her.

At this point I'm pretty sure the only thing a foid zoomer knows is how to make shitty arts and crafts or suck peepee or both.

Lmao wtf Mexican mommies would blow these airheaded gringas out of the water. Give them $20 from their day laborer husband's salary and they have all they need to clean a home and cook delicious meals for a family of 10 for a week at least.

Food deserts are essentially a myth. Maybe there’s some people who live in one but the standard for defining one seems to be “location where healthy fully cooked food doesn’t materialize from thin air on your dining table”

Lmao basic cooking is standard, if you can't even cook basic meals you're a fricking r-slur.

I remember wanting lunchables as a kid because some of my friends had them and my parents telling me "no" because they were expensive.

As an adult, I find them fricking hilarious because you're literally forcing the kid to make their own lunch, paying double for the labor-savings on yourself, and the school lunch in the cafeteria is a lot cheaper and easier anyway. Would it really be so hard to slap the cold-cuts together yourself? I remember in middle school my dad went on a rant about how he would LOVE to have $2 lunches in the cafeteria and explained the cruel reality of his cafeteria being closer to $10 or $15, which is why he packs his own lunches but I don't have to. He also shamed all the other people who go in there and eat cafeteria lunch every day at work, and I've continued in the great tradition of judging other peoples' lack of home economics.

No vegetables (typical burgershit)

spoiler: americans are human beings, not rabbits.

What appears to be 3lbs of velveeta

oh so they actually did get vegetables. weird.

Yeah looking at that I could stretch that garbage out for at least half a month. I imagine they have way too many kids if that only last them 3 days

I’m pretty sure it’s more than $20 for what looks like 60 cans of soda.

And if that only lasts you 3 days, you will almost certainly end up diabetic.

Oh there's also a bottle of basically-just-corn-syrup-apple-juice in there too.

That one item proves that this b-word does have a kitchen, so there's absolutely no excuse for everything else being snacks, sugar water, and microwave crap.

Don't forget one can of baked beans hiding under all the chips. Basically swimming in brown sugar

ok so this couple of millenials is in the "we don't have kids lets frick off around the whole world" phase of their lives, but they are actually doing it. They converted a land rover for use as a mobile home and have been vacationing, seeing the sights, living their best life (so far). They write a travel blog about their advantures and before anyone asks, no I don't remember the name of it. Anyhow.

They went to the Democratic Republic of Congo, to drive across the bottom of it over the course of a month. They took their food and water in with them, along with ample bribe-cash for the local officials. Shockingly, they found some of the villages were full of less-than-welcoming people (chased them away with machetes and hollered curses) but some of the people were pretty okay. One time, they drove past a lorry that had a couple of dudes hanging out with it to protect it from being pillaged. The dudes were waiting for an engine. The engine konked out in the middle of a barely-a-road jungle road and the engine was removed and shipped out of country for repair. These dudes were just chillin' with the lorry until the new engine was brought in, which would only be another couple of weeks

shoutout to @Sal

anyway the dudes had been with their lorry for, shit you not, approximately a year. So with that kind of parts availability in mind, our intrepid couple were determined to not break down in the middle of a trail.

So, when their rear axle bolts all sheared off and they were reduced to front wheel drive only, they hired a bunch of locals to help them push the truck to the nearest town which was only a few miles away. This took a day and included lots of amused bystanders singing and chanting and being otherwise unhelpful, but there was no chasing-away-with-machetes, so it came out alright. At one point, the crew was slowing down their pushing activities and the lovely travling couple gave them a kilogram of sugar. Between 6 or 8 guys pushing, a kilogram. They took a break and came back and lo and behold the africans had eaten the entire bag of sugar by themselves. Their behaivour was . . . erratic. . . for a while, but the pushing eventually worked and they got to a mission where the fathers knew of a nearby (the next town over) mission with a similar-enough model land rover and they sent over and bought the rear end from that landie to fix theirs, which only took a few days.

The couple eventually made it out alive with their truck very much the worse for wear. But since you mentioned a bag of sugar it reminded me

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