Desperate man plans escape to anime land to rid himself of mayo foid nonsense.

Are you expecting this story from the man’s perspective? Well, you’d be wrong. It’s coming from his foid, she just doesn’t know it yet. Thanks to a @LovecraftsCat post I was introduced to this story through a comment posted on “AITA for not wanting to learn Japanese for my Japanese girlfriend?”

Jesus. YTA. I am horrible at learning languages. My hubby wants to do the jets program and go abroad to Japan to teach. I know there is a slim chance of me going with him but I’m still going to learn the language with him in case I’m able to go. I’m putting the effort in for my partner cause I’m supportive of him. You on the other hand are being rude and whiney. I’ve seen your comments of saying “it’s basically impossible” Jesus with that attitude it is. If you love your partner it’s time to but on your big kid pants and do something for her. God I honestly hope she finds someone better though you don’t seem like a good bf to her.

We all know what’s up, but I decided to check out her post history, and I 100% confirmed this man is trying to escape this woman. Turns out she’s a bipolar mayo foid who suffers from “chronic pain”.

She works at Walmart where apparently her chronic pain slows her down and annoys her manager. She describes her work attitude as:

I’m always irritated and when someone says something it pushes me to the edge and I almost start bawling.

After she dropped a suitcase on her foot and she thinks she broke her toe:

I go in and almost immediately this guy pisses me off. He’s going off saying how I look like every basic white girl coming in and over reacting.

I have a high pain tolerance until it comes to my nerves.

Huh? You have a high pain tolerance except when you feel pain?

I’m really sad as well about an esa. I saved and spent 930$ trying to get an esa and got scammed out of it.

ESA= Emotional support animal. Somehow having dog around will make her very real chronic pain disappear.

Her Trauma:

I really relate to this. My family knows about it (they know what the word is but not what it means) so I try explaining it and how it happens and then I get the “you’ve never had trauma”

Yup. It really sucks cause I know I’ve had trauma. Not as bad as others but still trauma. I can’t remember anything from my high school years except snippets and I’m 18.

So she knows she’s had trauma. She can’t remember it, and her family can’t remember it, but she knows it’s there somewhere.

What this man goes through:

Whenever my mom was mad or disappointed at me (which was all the time) she would always start off a sentence with “oh y/n” it really really stresses me out whenever I hear anyone else use that phrase.

Last night we were joking and he did that and I’m so happy with myself because it didn’t bother me but immediately he realized what he said and apologized to me.

This man has been trained to apologize immediately because he knows what’s coming if he accidentally triggers her with common words.

My poor husband he has clinical depression and isn’t in the mood a lot of the times and I feel bad cause I’m always hyper sexual.

Uhhhhhhh that guy is an butthole. No good man cares what you look like. Sure if you were going to an extremely fancy place maybe some light makeup but other than that what’s the point? My husband has never cared whether I have makeup on or not he thinks I’m beautiful in every way. I kind of feel like this is a bit of s red flag but you are NTA OP

These two things couldn’t possibly be related.

Oh my god I love that. It reminds me of the poem my husband wrote for a class about suicide. I absolutely love it and you did an amazing job!

That poem is a cry for help.

About her wedding to this guy:

Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of having a nice wedding. Nothing too fancy or expensive. Just a simple dress, outdoors, and with the people I love. I’m getting married today at 10pm and to say it’s not traditional would be an understatement.

Go on…

We will be doing it in a friends college dorm room. There will be drinks and drugs and the one officiating our marriage will be our crack head friend.

He’ll be officiating it with an empty glock in one hand as it’s a huge running joke amongst our friends.

Empty huh?

I asked my SO hey how dressed up do you want me? I think I have the perfect dress? The dress in question is just a pretty green dress I have in my closet. He shrugged it off and he said that we aren’t getting dressed up or anything fancy.

I don’t know why I’m letting this get to me but I at least wanted to feel pretty on my wedding day. I tried to act like I was ok with that in front of him and when I felt tears coming on I told him I was tired and needed to lay down for a bit. I am now in my room in the dress I wanted to wear sobbing.

Why can't he read her mind and just know she wants to be pretty during their classy wedding?!

This marriage will only be for 6 months and then we will break it off. We won’t be breaking up but the marriage will be done.

What?

It bothers me a little bit but we both are struggling so bad and we just need him to be considered in state.

This dude is just marrying her so her can get the state resident tuition rate and then he’s getting the heck out of there. I can’t believe she thinks this guy is actually going to stay with her once the 6 months are up. He’s obviously trying to flee to Japan to avoid her psycho butt after the break-up. Poor guy.