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The eternal struggle
It definitely can lead others to stronger drugs and addictions
what
Long COVID!
Surprisingly not a 
that’s called being a normal male my dude kek. Unless you want to be gay of course.
High test 
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Using rdrama.net
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Fortunately I use rdrama.net which is good for you. It has a cute cat mascot named Marsey, you should check it out
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She's super cute!
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Oh my god so adorable!!!
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I forgor
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This site has helped me maintain sanity in that there’s at least some people that see how fricking weird people are on the internet
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I just like that I'm allowed to read more than one point of view.
The Internet isn't better than it was 10 years ago, so this site is like a walk down memory lane.
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All point of views saying guys shame obese woman because they secretly are in love with them and know they have no chances with such HVW
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At first it's good for your mental health. Your happy to be away from reddit, but then months go by and you realize you're addicted to a bussy forum. Then you start dreaming about bussy and orange cats trying to eat your bussy. Then carp messages you asking if you're looking for a good time and you actually consider saying yes. Then pizzashill calls you a chud and you start to notice just how fast things started spiraling downhill
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You just know how fat this Redditor is. I'm not a doctor but nothing about this seems close to true. Didn't hunter gatherers only eat one big meal a day, after they caught their prey?
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People are so good at rationalizing the stuff they want to do. If you're a married woman who really wants to sleep with a hot dude, you'll rationalize twenty good reasons why your husband is neglectful and deserves to get cheated on. Similarly, if you're a fatty who really wants to stuff food in her face, you'll easily find twenty studies to confirm your belief that skipping breakfast is the worst thing ever and literally Hitler.
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What if you want to do what's right?
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Honestly, 85% of people do want to do what's right. The problem is that they're not willing to hurt the 15% who are just narcissistic BPD sociopaths. And when an altruistic sociopath like myself points out that hey, these less-evolved narcissistic BPD sociopaths are really bad for society and maybe the rest of us ought to do something to stop these human garbage from replicating, suddenly I'm the bad guy. People either need to stop being pathetic wimps and let guys like me take out the trash, or they need to do some self-reflection and realize that their gutless refusal to punish evil human beings makes them part of the problem also.
When you allow selfish people to get away with rationalizing their own shitty behavior, they keep doing it because there's no reason to stop. But when you horrifically punish them for shitty behavior (regardless of their excuses or self-justifications), they learn to stop doing it really fricking fast, because suddenly it hurts them rather than other people.
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CICO. Humans can eat almost fricking anything. Potatoes with skin and salted butter is a complete diet, ffs. Just not fricken shitloads of anything
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DIL is a diabetics expert and this is 100 % only the case for type 2's. Normal people don't get a hypo lmao.
Redditors are so great at being confidently wrong.
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It's the case for anyone taking insulin. You have to match your insulin units to your diet to keep your blood sugar in the desired range. If you take your morning shot of insulin and then skip a meal, you might get hypoglycemic.
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Maybe she's a high level bodybuilder
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Your basal shot (if you do it in the morning or split for activation curve maxxing) will not lead you to have a hypo. Especially in the morning due to dawn phenomenon.
Apart from that you don't have any "timed" shots (like morning shot, ...). If you eat you (pre-) bolus. Doesn't matter if you eat 4 times a day or once. Sure if you randomly inject yourself with insulin you might get a hypo. Doesn't matter if non diabetic or diabetic.
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Today OP learned, they're a type 2 diabetic.
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How does this person suppose people survived before the invention of crops and shit?
Seems like humans HAVE to be able to survive days without food or we'd have never made it.
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You can easily go like four days without food and have zero problems besides being grumpy
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You don't need that shit dude the air we breath everyday s filled with micronutrients. Learn how to breathe into your stomach and you will never need to eat again. The government has stomped this idea out a long time ago so they could keep selling food
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Chad breatherians
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food addicts be like: yeah I can go without food for 4 days dies
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Yeah and where are they all today, genius? That's right. Dead!
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I mean hunter gatherers also had a tendency to die pretty early in life so maybe not the best example lol.
I do generally agree with you, though. Skipping meals won't frick you up that badly.
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If we look at archeological evidence from the past and actual stories and oral traditions gathered from modern hunter gatherers they died early because you were basically fricked if you broke something
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No it was type 1 diabetes that got them. If they all kept a chocolate bar in their backpacks then they'd have been fine.
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If only they had cake.
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It's the fact most people died in childhood like every other species. I remember getting extremely sick when I was 10 and definitely wouldn't make it if it weren't for modern addictive medicines
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If Earth invented space travel before antibiotics, we'd probably be considered a Salusa Secundus, a death planet where weak children die and the survivors emerge immune to most biohazards.
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We're not talking avarage age here Einstein, there's not enough remains for that and it's useless. I'm talking oldest tribesmembers/ cause of death of one's we find.
Diseases like the one you had when you were ten were/are very rare or even nonexistent with hunter gatherers because they didn't spend the last 10000 years coofing on eachother in tight communities built on garbage while inhaling livestock coof.
Death in childbirth was still very much a thing so but again, it isn't factored in when someone says "hunter gatherers didn't get very old."
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That was more due to being hunted and gathered themselves than low blood shuggas.
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Yeah, the body has all this energy stored as fat but when you haven't eaten for 10 hours it decides "I'm gonna use these organs instead."
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No need for speculation, the human body has the ability to use its fat reserves.
So should there be a no meal day the liver has been monitoring blood sugar the whole time and after the hunger signals (Ghrelin?) fail to deliver food at some point it goes "ugh, I GUESS we have to use fat reserves... FINE." 
Problem today is that many people unwittingly trained themselves to never be hungry, then some genuinely feel normal hunger as starvation (Redditor is here) and some people fricked up their hunger system into not responding correctly anymore (sugar induced 
beetus)
Maybe we should start saying "touch grass, have a fast"
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You're right, people can't handle hunger anymore. I often get criticised for eating a fairly repetitive, plain diet by people who think they're going to die if they have to skip a meal.
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Redditors ten minutes after eating
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not even that intermittent fasting is shown to help people. This redditor is fricking r-slur
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Indeed.
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I mean he is technically right, I you eat once in 40 day your organs are going to fail
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Hunter gatherers ate one big meal a day because it was what they caught that day. I'm sure they would have loved to eat breakfast before their hunt.
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One full meal sure, but they'd snack on berries, nuts, and stuff all day. Unlike grazing-Americans they burnt enough calories that they weren't fricking massive.
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Hunter gatherers did not get most of their calories from big game. Big game was not even always worth the calories needed to hunt it, but meat tastes good.
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This is so r-slurred. Do you seriously think people were walking around with only 1 days supply of food at all times?
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They didn't have fridges.
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Nuts and other forage don't expire that fast. Do you refrigerate your nuts?
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Smoking, soup, fricking yams, ffs
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As expected from redditors, a bunch of my anxiety, apathy, lethargy, having expectations for oneself (lmao), depression, loneliness, having your stuffed animal taken away, hugging people or acting human.
Also, dumb shit someone saw posted on Reddit then repeats on Reddit 1000 times like garage door springs(as if any of them have a garage). Surprisingly, biblically accurate angels are missing here.
I hate redditors so much. They are worst kind of people, stupid and boring.
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What's this now? Do I need to be paranoid about opening my garage door
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Any answer to the question: "Do I need to be paranois about ____?" Is yes.
The world is a dangerous place and everything is out to get you, so you better no leave your bed, because even stepping down from it you can trip and hit your head and die on the spot. Better not risk anything at all.
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Stop..doing...anything. Got it!
Good bye old, dangerous life filled with family, friends, success, fun, and work! Hello new, safe reddit shut-in lifestyle filled with emptiness and nothing that can hurt me!
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If you're replacing the spring yourself, yes. Otherwise, no.
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The tl;dr is to not walk under the door until it's fully opened -- once the door is horizontal it's less likely to suddenly come down. Torsion springs are a wear item and will eventually break, one of mine broke just two weeks ago and the other two years ago.
Garage doors are surprisingly heavy, even single-bays. Without that spring to assist, they'll come down fast.
I'm curious about how well the opener held it when it broke. Did the belt just skip a bunch of teeth or what, because there's no darn way the opener was going to hold that weight unassisted. Glad the weight didn't pull the opener right off the beams
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I had one snap in my garage and it sounded like a shotgun went off. I do not want to be in the path of one that snaps.
But srsly, what are the fricking odds
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"i'm a manly man but even I wouldn't do [repeated to death reddit thing]"
every fricking time
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A garage is the dumbest room you can have in your house if you're not a into cars or smth.
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Since when is a garage considered a room in your house. It’s a garage. Unless you count converting it into a goon cave.
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You're paying for it as a room when you buy a house these days. Garden shed is about 90% cheaper and can do anything a garage can.
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Except have space for cars, floor drains, staircase to an attic, air lines, running water, powered doors, mount heavy shit to walls...
But both are equally good at storing shovels and a push mower! Maybe a wheelbarrow if you have room to spare
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Break the garage door before the bank assessment. If it doesn't function, it isn't counted, and the home value absolutely plummets. Alternatively, if there is a gravel driveway, and that gravel isn't perfectly spread nice and thick to the garage.. not counted.
Not really all that helpful in the current market, but if you're buying after a potential crash, and are an butthole, you can save 30grand pretty easily.
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cough syrup
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ROBOTRIPPIN'
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i sometimes miss slamming a bottle of cough syrup on the way to school. good times.
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I burnt out those receptors and I do not regret it 😊
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*kidneys
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This is TERF erasure
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Both of these people are definitely white and have never seen a BIPOC ruthlessly bully a train on the subway
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frick dude, i laid some bricks for some old folks a couple weeks ago and was blowing cement boogers out for days. I was even wearing a mask though
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Working around cement will make any and all substances that leave your body a ghostly grey if you’re around it long enough. Pretty sure i turned my shits into a noir film at one point
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You literally shit bricks
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Did construction for a while and shit was always the worst. Can taste that shit in the air dude
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cdace, when are u going to return to plasmafold posting? i miss the good ol days.
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When I get bored and schizo post you’ll be the first to know 😘
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I WILL NOT DRINK THE CORN SYRUP
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Why the frick didn't you guys tell me I can get a month off per rejection thanks to my adhd..?? I've been missing out on so many weeks of paid sick leave wtf?
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What the frick has difficulty focusing or concentrating on a task have to do with rejection? It is just depression and being an extreme kitty. Nothing to do with ADHD.
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Can I get Ritalin for depression 🤔
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How much you offer?
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Being a coomer is not normal and porn can be quit… there’s like 500 resources that can help with that but it requires some effort by the user so of course redditors can’t do it
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Just don't touch yourself.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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I am not going to wear a helmet when riding my bicycle because I'm not a loser who gets made fun of
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Commuting through high traffic roads where people most often die -> no helmet
Cycling on cycling paths throught rural area's -> uhm i need a helmet cause i go fast and i wanna look like the tour the france guys
really makes you think...
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Not wearing a helmet as an adult makes you look poor
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I think it's more important to not look like the sort of cyclist who will plow through pedestrians, dogs, and ducklings when on the canal path
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You need to look that way, pedestrians must fear you to keep them in line
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Lol if you dont want to get hit just dont walk where I ride sweaty 😎
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NGMI
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I hate cyclists. Maybe they will drive safer without helmets.
Either way have fun getting your brains scraped off of the concrete cause yo don't know basic traffic laws.
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I haven't eaten breakfast regularly since 2010. I just don't think people are as hungry in the morning as they get older.
Haven't had organ failure yet.
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Enjoy your diabetes, chud.
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This is not what adhd is lol. "my learning disorder makes me a little b-word"
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The weed thing is 100% it's just that like with alcohol, some people function with it. Still, one psychosis and you could be mentally fricked for a long time. But hey it's just a plant bro.
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The "it's just a plant" thing has always perplexed me. Like we know there are a massive number of really toxic and poisonous plants. It's not like something being a plant means it can't be harmful. Go toss some poison ivy into a smoothie and see how you feel.
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Asbestos is organic sweetie which means it's good for you
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Weed unironically makes me lose contact with reality and get really paranoid.
I know it is mostly harmless for the majority of people, but not to me.
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You should do copius amounts of phenethylamines.
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Ma'sha'Allah you are a shining example of how a gay Muslim should approach his life. You are so wise at such a young age and carry a huge burden. May Allah bless you and grant you good in this life and the next. Feel free to PM me if you ever want to talk, I've never had a gay friend before and I feel that it could benefit us both In'sha'Allah.
Snapshots:
undelete.pullpush.io
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
ghostarchive.org (click to archive)
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In'sha'Allah Snappy
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Who TF doesn't know lack of sleep will frick you bad?
The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko
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The breakfast one was written by a fat that’s never taken a science class
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I’m surprised trump isn’t in the top 10 answers
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I don’t understand normies who talk about communism and capitalism. We live in globalized monarchy 💅🏽
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Of course the transgenderism conversation was pruned. These people are insane.
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intermittent fasting seems pretty useful idk
Follower of Christ
Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.
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https://old.reddit.com/user/sklarah literally this person just argues with people about trans lives matter shit
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Has anyone said murdering your unborn child yet
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