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Finally feeling brave enough to upload a picture of myself

After John Mcafee’s murder, it has felt like a bad omen to use him for my profile picture. So I finally decided to show you all my beautiful face.

To everyone laughing, just remember who’s the one hiding behind a mask 😇

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Wait, you aren't the real McAfee posting after faking his death and escaping prison?

What's next, TariqNasneed isn't actually Tariq Nasheed???? 😭😭😭

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Tariq's unparalleled skill at race baiting makes me wonder if he's an rdrama veteran. That's the kinda man I would follow into battle during a meme war.

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You really shouldn't smoke. It's awful for your skin.

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Beautiful, John. A bit ashy, but we have the technology.

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Yo u be squirtin? Or u on the cream team? Is it wet like a knotts soak city water slide? Do it squirt like a water gun? What’s the squirt range? What color the inside? ur kitty really wet? Do it clap? Do it be grippin the meat? Do it grip like a gorilla fist? Is it tight? U got cheese? How many fingers you use? What it taste like? U got yeast in there? Can I smell it? Is it warm? U suck the stank off the peepee? U hairy? Can I floss? Does it bleed? U got discharge? It got folds? Do the lips be fat? Do it be flapping? It jiggles? Do it drip? U be moaning? But how many fingers you be using? Send a pic? Send a vid? Take one from the back showing the butthole too? What kinda panties u wearing lol? Send a mirror pic? Send a selfie? Can I see the titty? Is it firm? Do it be saggy? A or DD cup? U be lactating? Do it be thick or thin? it sweet or sour? Maybe both :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:? I’m out of milk can you hook me up? Tryna make cookies lol? Fr tho, send an audio recording. Start with one finger and work your way up to your elbow. Do it stink? Is it soft? Is it ridged? How often u touch it? What typa noise you make? Is it a squeak? A roar? U be yelling? Can I record? What’s your favorite position? U be quivering? U loud? U like being choked? Is ur butthole stinky? Do it be farting? It be stanky? It be pungent? Do u shit and not wipe before s*x? What smells worse your butthole or kitty?

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