Before anyone asks, no its not a happy ending joint, its just one of those cheap foot massage places that is like $50 for 2 hours but still better than anything a mayo monkey can do for $500.
Anyway, I go once a week and see the same girl everytime. Today we started talking about movies and she asked if I knew any Chinese films.
I say "No closest thing I've seen is Rush Hour because it has Jackie Chan in it."
She literally slaps my back and says "YES THAT IS A CHINESE MOVIE. Filmed in China starring Chinese its a Chinese movie."
I say "Well it has Jackie Chan in it yes but is still American its from Hollywood."
She hits me again "YES ITS FILMED IN CHINA JACKIE CHAN IS CHINESE OKAY ITS CHINESE MOVIE."
I reply "Okay fair it was filmed in Hong Kong so I guess-"
I don't get to finish my sentence, no joke this b-word hits the back of my head and yells
YES HONG KONG IS IN CHINA IT IS PART OF CHINA OKAY. SO IS HANAN SO IS TAIWAN ALL PART OF CHINA, NOT SPECIAL YOU UNDERSTAND NOW? 
At this point I'm like Jesus christ okay dude like I wasn't even IMPLYING that it wasn't part I was just specifying it was filmed in fricking Hong Kong.
I just conceded and laughed and said "yes okay fine whatever Rush Hour is a CHINESE MOVIE even though Chris Tucker is in it too"
"nonono still Chinese movie not American just because black man"
She rambled something in Chinese for like 15 seconds then just says "dumb how so dumb" and continues 
She's not even old, maybe like 25, said she hasn't even lived there since she was 18, but I honestly think she might be a sleeper agent or some shit. Lost her god darn mind just at a slight implication that a movie starring JACKIE CHAN (like the frickin vanilla ice cream of asians) is not a CHINESE MOVIE.
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I can’t wait for the Chinese to take over. Putting uppity mayos in their place.
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you think theyll spare halfies?
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I’m assuming indentured servitude, still worth it if the mayocide comes to fruition.
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They'll probably let you live as a eunuch.
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One drop, honky.
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loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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I wish we had that Chinx spammer from /his/ here
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I met this Chinese girl at a wedding where a Jewish guy was marrying a grotesque Chinese. This girl, must’ve only been around 21, spent the whole time bitching about how certain islands were “there’s” and ranting about the South China Sea. Like she was super worked up and angry about it.
I kept saying I didn’t think a country unable to produce ballpoint pens should be allowed to own islands.
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Yeah idk why they get so riled up about it especially if they don't even live in China anymore.
Still beats being a nationally/culturally cucked westerner though.
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absolutely *orders lunch from 3rd world mcdonalds" westerners have no culture. opens iphone to check messages they have no good ideas. goes to church as 3rd gen convert they have no faith. marrying off 16 year old cousin everyone's happy that they don't need to worry about paying for the girls college they are degenerates with no values.
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Cope, incel
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She lives in China. I would say only second+ generations of refugees ain’t connected to their home country and it can happen only if they are successful in burgerstan. That’s why all Muslim in Europe ain’t truly European. They don’t view their EU country as their true home. I don’t have such problem because I am ultra mixed and nobody is sure who I am 💅🏽 I love how at exams the examinators often start talking to me in English like b-word I am doing a examen in DUTCH
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Can the US make them? I found a chicom website that says only Switzerland, China and Japan can make them. That sounds like a cap fr but I can't find comprehensive info.
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Don’t know, but China no make jet engine. They say they can now since March of this year, but no proof, and even still, it’s been more than half a century lol.
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Give it time they probably snatched the IP already and are hard at work at a 100% Made in China engine that will btfo capitalists. 60 years ago they were trying to be the #1 steel manufacturer by digging pits in their yards for smelters and like 20 years later they did it.
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ZOOMERS OUT OUT OUT
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Same American r-slurs can't even make them
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Wait, Mainland still can't make ballpoint pens? I thought even they would have progressed further than that.
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Only very recently in the past few years. Their metallurgy is like a hundred years behind. They also still rely on Russians and French for jet engines.
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Fricking shameful. All the talent and aptitude of the Chinese race being squandered by those commie bastards.
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If I had to guess their ore is lacking in quality or their command style economy neglects massive industries so they can do stuff like create a national bullet train system and nuclear power plants in less than ten years. Just off the cuff though.
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They buy Australian ore, our economy literally relies on supplying Chinx. Then when it gets there, they mix it with impure shit because they have no building standards and the buildings collapse.
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China should hire Americans to spy on Chinese citizens so they will all be super paranoid around Americans as they are around their own
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Not gonna work. They are taught to be highly distrustful of Mayos in the Mainland, and I doubt the nationalistic type would open themselves to others if they are in the States.
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I’m talking about here. I don’t need them to be my friend, I just want them to think I’m gonna tell on them.
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That's gonna be pretty funny, then.
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How prevalent are red spies in the military? I hear they open a ton of restaurants around important bases.
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There’s always Chinese restaurants around military bases. I don’t know about spies but they’re always really shitty.
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Classic front. Those zero effort, hostile to customers businesses are always a trip.
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If there's a Chinx restaurant and it's been around for years, and the food is shitty, chances are it's either a front to launder money, or they are spies.
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Very sneaky
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It would be much cheaper to bribe native chinx
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No way this isn't some creepy s*x thing.
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It's not, foot massage joint $35/hr pretty much wherever you are in the country. Beats any of the corporate joints where you end up paying $150/hr for a half assed massage from an obese person.
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Yep, like I said.
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Thank you Ghislaine, very cool
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You’re welcome I know a good island spot too little pricier though.
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You're a self admitted moid, it's 100% a s*x thing aside from the fact that you made it up.
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Sure thing jizzy
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> asian
> feet
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i have a massage parlor up the street from me how do i figure out if it is one of those places
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If it shows up on Google Maps it isn't, they don't want anyone leaving reviews if there's anything sketch going on. Also the foot massage joints are usually wide open rooms just with curtains separating you from other people.
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kek so there's multiple people being jacked off in the same room? what about the moans?
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can i go into a foot massage joint and ask to massage their feet?
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Sure they'll probably give you one of the dudes they have cleaning towels in the back.
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You ever see any women going in there for a massage? If there are it's probs legit, if not then it's most likely a rub n' tug place.
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You go to a Chinese message parlor, I don't know what you expect.
Also, a lot of youngsters are more "patriotic" than their older counterparts. She is probably not a sleeper agent, but just here to make a buck.
If you're concerned, just report that place to the FBI or USCIS. They're bound to find something sketchy over there.
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Oh I have zero doubt this joint is laundering money same as all their shitty restaurants and nail salons are. Idc $50 for 2 hours I can’t complain, blows Massage Envy away, last time I went there I got a MASSIVE black girl for a deep tissue and she almost killed me and I could smell her shea butter lotion the whole time.
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In that case, I guess enduring a bit of ultra-nationalist talking shit ain't that bad.
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Posts like this is why I do Heroine.
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That's basically every chinese born after the great leap forward
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Good
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YWNBC
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Do they come in any other flavor?
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Hong Kong residents are basically mayos.
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Little Pinks aka Chink zoomers and millenials have been drinking chink propaganda since birth thus have lead damage and microplastic feminization thus are turbo neurodivergent.
They've also been conditioned to think hapas are chinks if they're attractive, and its totally kosher if its WMAF as a type of coping mechanism.
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Being attractive is the only important qualifier for anything.
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Hapas-cels are the future of the huwhite folx. China will grow larger.
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Sounds like she wants to give you a little tickle with that slap boyo
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Get her to jack you off then as you c*m yell out "TAIWAN NUMBA 1".
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So did you get a happy ending or what?
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Director is “ Brett Ratner “ all producers have white neighbors name so yeah Chinese move but also if she left China when she was 18 than she is pretty much Chinese and will never be American Asian also it’s seems she didn’t went to a university so her life must be around other Chinese. So she probably has bigger connection with China than US even now. But ask her what she thinks about Ukraine
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chinese nationalists are the best types of nationalists, but hindus are a close 2nd
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Hindu massages never caught on wonder why
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Is she hot? She sounds like a lot of fun.
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She’s cute, they all wear masks though still no idea what her face looks like.
Tbh she probably has a peepee.
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Pro-tip: if a Chinese person still has an accent then they are 100% going to be like this. "Taiwan is China", "Hong Kong is China" etc.. Even the sweetest young women will say this no hesitation.
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Why do we let these Manchurian candidates in without a thought? Every 2nd one of these insects is a spy.
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Chicago lets anyone in no questions asked. And ICE is too busy with Mexicans.
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Next time you're there, ask her to redpill you on Tiannanmen square
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After experiencing Floyd’s Summer of Love and Jan 6 I’m not sure if I even care about Tiannanmen, I hate all protesters.
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!blackjack100
Your fortune: Bad Luck
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!blackjack105
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!slots200
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!blackjack105
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:#marseydonger:
!slots300
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Fortune frowning.
!blackjack105
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!blackjack300
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Wow, you must be a JP fan.
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