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Major crypto subs are a mix of
and 
and FUD.
https://old.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/new/
https://old.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/new/
Buttcoiners, on the other hand, are having the time of their lives.
https://old.reddit.com/r/Buttcoin/new/
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While this is disastrous for bitcoin, it is excellent for dramacoin.
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Nah you just gotta
sunk cost fallacydollar cost average your investment bro, buy the dip it's 50% off!Jump in the discussion.
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Exactly. Much like the martingale strategy, it's foolproof.
!blackjack500
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!blackjack500
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!blackjack1000
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!blackjack2000
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See?
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Cannot be stopped!
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Is it? BTC peaked at $10k a couple of years ago, and now it's at $23k. It's been a lovely thing to buy and hold.
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Yeah, it has been. Any r-slurs who are putting their life savings in one type of investment and panic selling are getting fricked like nature intended.
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Those kind are, but I'm not seeing a 2x increase in value as a disaster. Maybe r-slurs do because they can't count?
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It's down from a peak of 50k. It hasn't been 10k in years now.
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Oh man, what a disaster! I sure hope it doesn't keep increasing in value!
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This must be cope, how much have you lost?
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they are psychologically weak
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Most of the people who are holding now bought at like, $50k
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Good!
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Do normies even hold btc anymore? It seems to be all weird nfts and random shitcoins on some eth blockchain I've never even heard of nowadays. I feel like such a crypto boomer sometimes, what happened to just buying BTC with paypal so you could order drugs to your mom's house?
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Imagine not ππ€² your way through the .com crash
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you can find plenty of stocks with real business that gave 2x or multibagger results in the past few years. Heck most blue chips also gave that. AMD since 2018 has given almost
650% gains (800% if compared to ath at start of the year). Better to stick to stocks even only thing you will probably miss out on are the 10000x pumps that are in shitcoins but if you want that then there is always options.Jump in the discussion.
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value of dollar is falling, not bitcoin π§
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I love the seethe crypto is able to creates on both sides. Crypto bros buy the hype, lose money, then scream about it being a real investment. Then, as if we donβt literally live in a society based entirely on arbitrary rules and values, anti-crypto bros seethe about it not being real.
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The last five years of crypto have been great drama, the last 10 actually if you count the classics like Mt gox.
since it's gone mainstream the cycle of crypto bros smugposting, then suicide hotlineposting as bitcoin yoyos up and down has been hilarious.
Nocoiner drama is good too /r/buttcoin at the ATH was cope central
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all the "NFT LE BAD because the jpeg isn't real" debacle made me sympathize with NFT people for a while. Talk about missing the forest for the trees.
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I kinda knew what an nft was. Then i began to see people unironically call palette swaps or anything similar nfts made me sneed because they are making fun of the ape dogshit designs and not the actual concept of nfts that deserved to be mocked
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Wtf is Celsius?
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Latest crypto wallet to go bust https://old.reddit.com/r/CelsiusNetwork/
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I remember when /biz/ found out some foid with an executive seat at Celsius had done a casting couch porno gig in college lmao.
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That sounds dramatic. Do you have a link?
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https://warosu.org/biz/thread/S49576875
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Thanks fam.
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349 in case you wanted the other kind of link
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Its not straggotry if you just want to see a serious foid take a demeaning L right?
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What link is that part of?
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/biz so sounds more like a literal circlejerk.
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a place that holds your crypto and invests it for you.
some good drama is : people who withdrew in the last few days before withdrawls were shut down could be chased down as their money is part of bankruptcy now even though they got out.
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Of course buttcoiners like when line goes down, they're there to cope about knowing about crypto early and still somehow not making tons of money off it.
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I enjoyed /r/buttcoin at first but it's turned into a circlejerk with 1 joke posted over and over "this is good for buttcoin" and any discussion is met with 14 year olds who lost their allowance trading.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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It's the same insufferable effect every community set up to oppose some subset of obnoxious people goes through. They get filled with people who wrap their identity up around a negative and cherry pick the most insane examples to validate their artificial identity. Its5the same dynamic that gave us Tumblrinaction. Even if they have a point they're going to be blind to any nuance because it doesn't validate their identity and thus won't make it far in the sub.
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Yeah it really went to shit. You can't have discussion in the crypto subs, so it would have been great to discuss things in that sub but it's just shitty memes and sometimes just bad info and any comments on blockchain or crypto having some purpose at all is met with the obnoxious polar opposite of the obnoxious crypto bros. They are that which they hate and they don't even realize it.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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This is good for bitcoin.
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Buttcoin was most intersting when it had just transitioned from the absolute seethefest website to the sub, and for a few years after.
Gox, early shitcoins, stuff like reddit notes and 21 inc were all very amusing.
Mainstream attention ruins everything
edit : forgot to mention the early gambling addicts the schadenfreude was marvelous
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Why would Biden do this?
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Look, the thing is, 'scuse me, you won't ever think, that, look.... Anyway.
-Joe Biden
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Come on man...look here, pal. I mean look--this is Cirno.
-Joe Biden
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If Biden was responsible for this somehow I would put a Biden sign in my yard or something because this is the best shit.
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You mean president Kamala Harris?
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Both holograms. They're actually in gitmo awaiting execution. White House is in south Florida. Trust the plan.
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Factcheck: [REDACTED].
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It wasn't us, that I can assure you.
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Revenge against miners buying out all the GPUs
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WHAT PRICE ARE WE BUYING IN AT LADS? $10K?
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I tried to buy a bitcoin this morning but I have to wait 2 days for Robinhood to take the $24k from my bank since I cleared out that account when I bought a house a few years ago. Hoping it crashes even further in the next 48 hours but I doubt it. My guess is there'll be a short term recovery as vultures like me descend.
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The dead baby bouncing off the pavement
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Maybe, but I can afford to hold for 18 months and Iβm sure itβll climb past my sell point in that time.
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$500 is fair for its original purpose as black market currency.
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IMO if it dips to 10k it dips even more.
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GME next please the Reddit seethe would be orgasmic.
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I wish... I'm so tired of seeing every tweet by the CEO on reddit
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/r/superstonk is one of the dumbest and obnoxious subs on reddit.
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Caring about GME stock after mid February 2021 makes you a massive dweeb
Fricking idiots didnβt sell when a failing brick and mortar video game store hit $400 from $10-15.
Pretty good for drama though, theyβre like the Qanons of finance
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Yeah I look at the /r/gme_meltdown sub every now and then to read some r-slurred takes.
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My cousin is still into that shit and it is annoying as heck. He always talks too close and drinks 40 ounce jager bombs so I get a real sensory experience
why registering your stock at computershare is the best way to frick the hedgies.
I donβt believe heβs put much thought to the fact that selling from computershare takes days while any squeeze would last for minutes at most
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lmao Jesus Christ
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Snapshots:
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ghostarchive.org (click to archive)
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Why are crypto bros r-slurred beyond belief, I held for my $15 bitcoin to about $60k and just instantly dumped to people thinking it would skyrocket to millions.
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No you didnt
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I bought back in 2014. Sorry I made a decent profit on a fake currency
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Post portfolio
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Iβll be honest, I donβt understand how bitcoin has a portfolio. I have a mycelium wallet with my 0 bitcoin since I sold my last .0005 last year.
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Srsly you just buy bitcoin when it was cool and store it in a wallet and be careful with the key. Then one day panic sell it.
If you have a βportfolioβ for crypto youβre doing it wrong.
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Every successful crypto bro Iβve met just bought early or didnβt sell on a minor crash. Anybody that leveraged a portfolio on meme money now has a credit score of 0 and is broke
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Biggest mistake of my life was refusing to accept some 300 btc years ago to carry some burnout to 2200 in wow.
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Frick that is miserable. My biggest mistake was refusing 125 BTC to tutor a guy in biochem thinking itβs never reach above $20
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The frick? Back in wrath I'd do it for gold lmfao, who's spending bitcoin on a carry job
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holy shit people thought BTC was gonna go to millions?
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they thought GME would be worth trillions of dollars
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Some still do
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Give it two weeks
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Tbf gme has gone well beyond absurdity. It's a religion.
People on there legit believe gamestop is gonna have more money than the US government.
I'd go as far as to call it a cult.
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It is strange how people's innate religious impulses manifest themselves now that God is dead to most.
Like, that's what you chose to have religious inclinations towards? Vaccines and
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I mean it makes sense lol.
Religion came into being in every region on the planet because it's a product of the foibles in our brains.
The foibles don't go away because religion does, people just move to other things.
Same reason commies are often not religious - they get their compensatory control from government authority as opposed to divine purpose.
These same foibles are to blame for conspiracism, too. Mass shootings are the most obvious example of these foibles kicking into full gear.
And are also why the gun control issue will never really be addressed - you have 2 different ways of obtaining compensatory control in conflict.
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The guy I sold to called me the worlds biggest r-slur and mentioned how he was going to make millions.
I hope he sold when it went up to ~65k because otherwise heβs begging for quarters
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Lol, you sold it to a 'guy' and not an exchange? Why make this shit up?
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He got BTC, I got cash. Not sure how thatβs an exchange unless you consider every monetary transaction a. Exchange
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People who buy crypto to sell cynically later aren't making ad hoc deals to trade it. They're dumping it on exchanges.
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I legitimately donβt understand what youβre saying in regards to βad hocβ
I know the literal and figurative translations but you wording makes no sense.
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You talked to some guy who you sold bitcoin to. This is a very uncommon way to handle selling bitcoin these days. The people who do transact like this tend to be people who are into crypto enough to know people looking to trade peer to peer. So either you are weirdly plugged into crypto communities enough to find a peer to peer buyer whole also not giving much of a shit about crypto or you're full of shit and don't know anything at all.
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I had a notary confirm our contract given that itβs above petty cash but thatβs thatβs pretty standard for most sales.
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yeah we had a meth addled crypto bro in one of the groomercords. He was living at his mom's house and bought bitcoin in 2017/2016. Sold everything to buy it and his btc value went up to $150k. He became a crypto trader and that's what he did all day -- posted gains only and how he was going to be a millionaire and did meth all day. He'd occasionally sell some to go on trips and convinced his dad to give his money to him to trade. The dude was insane and for some reason his main competitor was me idk why cuz I work and don't get into crypto.
For 4 years we listened to him tell us he was going to be a millionaire and all the people in groomercord were not as smart as he was. He claimed to have sold after the last crash, but 4 years later he still had nothing and lived with his parents and complained that his room smelled like piss.
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This could be 1 of 14 different dramatards.
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No oneβs fault but his own. Needs to be more careful with the piss jugs.
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He was disgusting tbh but also mentally insane already so the meth didn't help. He was a huge butthole when he was winning but chilled out and was funny when he was losing.
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The key is to set the chart date back really far so you can always say βitβs higher than it was 5yrs ago, so itβs still proof itβs a good ideaβ
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The further you zoom out from your Tindr profile pic, the better you look.
We get it.
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Yeah they really don't get it. There's no reason to think btc will just keep growing. Especially as more people realize how dumb crypto is.
I've never seen a community so saturated with scams.
It's like the republican party of currencies.
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Thing is, that's what you unironically do with investments.
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Looking at 5 year graph it feels like 5k would be a good point to buy?
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Why would the Bogdanoffs do this bros?
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no just HODL you're definitely not just holding the bag why do you ask?
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Time to bait some distressed bag holders with "1 BTC = 1 BTC. Nothing changed."
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I can't wait to go on FB later and see the absolute shambles that will be the cryptobros in my friends list.
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Bitcoin got Bitcucked LMAO
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I mean that's how the Bitcoin hype cycle goes, it explodes upwards and as soon as the dumbest normies have bought in, it crashes again and eventually settles somewhere above the pre-cycle value. Wait for the "CERTAINLY BITCOIN IS FINISHED NOW DEFINITELY NOW IT'S NOT LIKE THE PREVIOUS 74 TIMES THIS HAS HAPPENED" in the media, best buying indicator.
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Anything that harms cryptoids is an automatic net good
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Good thing I stumbled into a new wagecage last week.
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Holy shit $23k from 50-something not too long ago.
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Im so terrified my gf is gonna spend all of her money on bitcoin.
She made like 30k from it years ago and is convinced it's a better bet than etfs.
She lost a bet to me by claiming it'd be worth over 60k by now and won't take any of my advice.
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I sold at about $50K before. Slowly buying back in now.
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All part of the plan
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