Fatoids coping en masse

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This is absolutely bullshit. As a skinny fit dude who is engaged to a large lady, I hate this kinda garbage, people just get this idea in their head about me or us. It's not as bad as some other folks get it (like gender non-conforming relationships or same-s*x/trans folks), but there's all kinds of judgements made about us by fools who don't understand. Honestly, it gets me heated that this is how people imagine relationships with larger gals. I'm not settling for a darn thing, I'm not resigning myself to what I can get, I've not dropped my expectations or my standards. I'm gonna marry the most caring, kind, supportive and beautiful woman on this planet, and I'm lucky as heck that she's willing to spend her life with me. She's perfect exactly as she is. Some people just don't give a frick about what people think "conventional beauty" (another bit of shaming bullshit) is and their first choice is someone fat or short or whatever. Love is love is love! The idea that a woman only deserves to be loved after all other options have failed, or when someone has resigned themselves to not being able to "dO aNy BeTtEr" is gross as heck. Frick. This. Trash. Meme.

Good god you're sensitive.

Nah, just someone who hates seeing shaming bullshit that tells women they are lesser deserving of love for shallow reasons Any further opinions you have on the matter can be written on paper, crumpled up, and inserted straight into your butt.

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If you don’t wanna be fat shamed, try taking the fricking cake out of your mouth.

or you could try taking the eight foot stick out of your butt. just a thought πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

You can do better than that, fatty.

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But you gotta admit you’d want an in shape girl instead of a fat one

That's a preference, some men prefear chubby woman (especially super skinny guys in my exprience )

Why has single mother shaming become a thing? It's so fricking weird.

Because its absolutely common for single mothers to be dependent on everybody around them and generally dont bring anything to the table besides someone elses kid. I dont think ive seen more than 10% of single moms ive met to be decent humans.

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Surprisingly accurate :#marseychonker2:

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Im an r-slur but if you're not married by 30 you're a failure in life

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I've had two 3-year relationships where I didn't realize how afraid/incapable of commitment they were until way too late. Now my options are shotgun wedding or this fate described by OP looming on the horizon.

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Just date a girl in her twenties, for frick’s sakes.

That meme is only a problem for mediocre men. If you’re a successful and healthy man in your thirties you should be ploughing your way through 25 year-olds until you find one worth marrying.

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Wait

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Holy based

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>be 33

>set Hinge max age to 29

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girl

:#marseypuke:

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At least there is no guaranteed wall for men? So, that's nice.:marseyembrace:

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Going 100% bussy seems like it never even slows down but then I cant have kids that look like me :marseydepressed:

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This is the part where we encourage trans humanism. Parental affirming surgery on adopted kids

:marseypass:

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For mayos at least there is one at 40-50 where they balloon up and get saggy cheeks.

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That's fair. Thankfully my parents only really hit that at 60+.

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Yeah, some people either take really good care of themselves or are just lucky. Good example is Jay from RLM compared to Rich and Mike.

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Ohh is that what it is? I simply thought Jay was part ferret, side note if you go back and watch their old stuff he looks way better now than he did then.

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Lmao, that's perfect. Jay hasn't even begun to peak.

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I mean shit. Depending on your looks and rverything, men can turn being bald from bad to good look

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Eh, this meme existed about 10 years ago except the age was 27. Id say you have until 33 before panic should ensue

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Imagine being married to a foid lmao

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Jesus' greatest miracle, and proof of his divinity, was not just making another male friend in his 30s, but twelve.

As for women, I think you get a lot more enjoyable mileage with a new car purchase and a warranty, rather than one with 150,000 miles and a lengthy Carfax report and two liens from another dealer.

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My dad didn't get married until his mid 40's

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I know lots of guys who pretty much exclusively go for bigger women. They want a little something they can grab onto. Only dorks who can’t figure out why women don’t like them think in terms of β€œfat chicks vs. not fat chicks."

Yeah scrotes are disgusting and have no standards not exactly a W here lol

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If you MUST date a foid and "need something to grab on to", couldn't you just find one with nice tits who squats? maybe one who isn't at risk of getting type ii diabetes in her early 40s?

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Exactly why it's :marseycope: lol

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The bar is on the floor for burgers and it's still too high for us to drive our handicap shopping carts over :marseyscooter:

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CopioidCrisis

:#marseyxd:

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If you’re single and over 30, you’re obviously defective or gay. So, no, you can’t get one with β€œnice tits who squats”.

!blackjack105

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They want a little something they can grab onto.

But fat chicks don't have necks.

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:#marseycapychad3:


:#marseyastronaut:

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I don’t mind β€œa little something to hold onto” but I’m not looking to start a hog farm. There’s a difference.

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I’m not looking to start a hog farm. There’s a difference.

'curvy' used to mean tits and butt now it means 35 bmi lol. The body positivity movement and its consequences.

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Still means the former for normal people, only simps and fatties think of it as the latter, and they know it means the former too, its just cope.

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This is what happens when men like me say "I can appreciate a women with curves" and women who are bad listeners hear "I can appreciate a woman with curve." The S is important because we are only interested in curveS, plural. An hourglass has two curveS. A bowling ball has one curve. Know the difference!

:#marseyno::!#marseychonker2:

:#marseyyes::#marseybutt:

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What if it's a 4th-order Bezier Curve?

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Stop talking science to me, I don't want to get an erection while I'm at work

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Bezier curves are boring CS curves


:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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It's like when women say they like a sensitive man so dudes start acting like complete kitties.

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β€œSingle forever” is by far the best option of the three

Fatussy, not even once

Tried it once, literally put me off s*x for months

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The horror. Show me on my peepee where the fat lady touched you :marseyscared:

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Story Time?!

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It was uni/college; I was 18 and a virgin. I went quite drunk to a club and went dancing, I got separated from my friends via the inevitable club entropy. Eventually I got encountered with this lady, we eyed each other up and kissed, attempted fricking in the pottys but got kicked out, so we went back to her dorm room. By this time I had sobered up a little bit so realised she was a fat, but went for it anyway because virgin.

Essentially, because my drunk and her fat the s*x did not go well, ended up ending it early and making excuses to go home, and I couldn’t even look at a foid for months

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You were r*ped sweetie. Make a public accusation on instagram right now.

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Yea but I told the braphog I was sober (again I was a virgin I cannot stress this enough) so she has a good argument to make in court

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:#marseycry:

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Darn lol I did nearly the exact same thing when I was living in the dorms , just skipping the bathrooms. Thank you for bringing back my deeply repressed memories.

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That’s what I’m here for :eldritchnut: :marseyexcited:

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Me too, in school dance club, mostly for first years which I was at the time, not my proudest lay, but any port in a storm

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When I was 19 I was offered several hits of acid at a bar, being an r-slur and not having anything to do the next day I took it. Saw some shit dubstep DJ big gigantic then went out to normal bars after. Completely spun out of my mind. Some fatty jumped on the opportunity and took me to her place.

We had s*x until she passed out. I was tripping balls so I couldn’t just lay in bed. Found Xanax in her bathroom, took some. Went to back porch smoked her weed and drank until I passed out. Woke up to her blowing my disgusting sweaty peepee the next day. Still fricked up. Told me it was the best s*x of her life, apparently I told her I had nothing to do that day so she wanted to frick all day. Basically kid napped me until my peepee stopped working. Thankfully for the Xanax it never really started working again.

She wasn’t the drop 20 lbs fat, she had 30 lbs on me easily. Her vag smelled terrible

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Honestly, it gets me heated that this is how people imagine relationships with larger gals.

I'm not settling for a darn thing, I'm not resigning myself to what I can get, I've not dropped my expectations or my standards. I'm gonna marry the most caring, kind, supportive and beautiful woman on this planet, and I'm lucky as heck that she's willing to spend her life with me. She's perfect exactly as she is. Some people just don't give a frick about what people think "conventional beauty" (another bit of shaming bullshit) is and their first choice is someone fat or short or whatever. Love is love is love!

The idea that a woman only deserves to be loved after all other options have failed, or when someone has resigned themselves to not being able to "dO aNy BeTtEr" is gross as heck. Frick. This. Trash. Meme.

This is what we call coping.

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Chubby chasers are an oppressed minority

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TL;DR

HOOOOOOOG RIDAH!

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If guy at 30 ain’t fat, has good degree/job he is basically a 18 year old girl SMV wise. Foids really hate admiring gender differences like when I was 16-23 I had zero attention from girls. But now at 25 if I instal tinder/bumble I get likes from some 18 year olds. That’s understandable I now look better than when I was 18 it also has to do with testosterones. Man who are younger than 35 and looks like shit it’s their life style fault and not really aging.

Basically work out don’t be poor and fat

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peak SMV at 36

:#marseylaugh:

imagine actually believing this

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Who wants to bet that whoever made the chart was 36?

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Or some end 20 incel who is coping that he hasnt reached his peak yet

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"Ok, the plan is in 16 years I'll be rich, in shape, and will have learned how to be confident. That's a long time, surely I'll have my springtime of youth by then!"

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A 36 year man can easily bang most 30+ year old foids if he ain’t fat and has a job, at that age there are less straight man than woman available

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30+ year old foids

Is that what you should be hoping for at peak value?

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No but that’s how those things were calculated, a 30 year old foids wants a 30 year old moid but he don’t want her

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Sexual market value is a nasty truth that feminists don't want to talk about. Obviously if you're in love with somebody they're going to look prettier to you than they really are (and the goal of every person should be to find somebody who loves them that way before their looks fade), but to get to the point where somebody falls in love with you, you first have to pass through the stage where they evaluate your sexual market value.

But many foids just can't handle reality because the feminist body-positivity movement has given them delusions of grandeur. Like I'm reasonably attractive but I wouldn't expect Dua Lipa or Halsey to pull up to my house and be like "Pull your pants down and put a condom on - we doing this, YOLO!" but somehow the media and the Hollywood movie industry have roped women into believing that relative value isn't a thing, and that they don't need to work on themselves because some handsome prince (with killer abs, naturally) will see through their obese outer self into the true beauty that lies within.

And the foids believe it because they want to believe it. It's self-delusional narcissism in its final form. And the worst part is that it's not very fixable because if you tell them what their psychological problem is, they call you a "misogynist" and attack you on Twitter.

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Yeah there are countless article where landwhales sneed about fat guy wanting them and they not being attracted to fat guys. They also expect people to love them for their unique personality (It’s statistically proven foids have less personality variation) but they expect a guy to be hot and give infinite reason why they can want a hot guy but the guy needs to love her soul not body

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Foids being held to the same standards they apply to others

:marseypikachu2::marseyspit::marseywtf2::marseyohno::marseyscared::!marseysulk:

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If your 'Peak SMV' is just a consequence of everyone around you being fat and unwanted, you are a coping uggo.

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Yeah, the moid curve probably is later then the foid curve, but it ain't peaking at 36 lmao

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I can see how 36 happens. That’s right around a lot of divorces, and desperate wall seeing late 20s women that want to marry and get knocked up ASAP.

If you are mid 30s with a good job and a house, you have a pretty healthy dating pool without a lot of competition.

So if the peak is defined as when the moid has the most leverage in the dating market 36 makes sense. Your 20 something making 6 figures is a better catch but those dudes are locked up.

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I can see it being a peak, but the thing is the woman's peak is in all likelihood to be way higher, even if it is earlier. A guy peaking at 36 might be able to pull a few divorcees and the occasional 20 something, but a woman peaking in her early 20s has way better options in comparison.

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I’d say shift the male peak back about 7 years and you’re accurate (27-33)

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27-33 is probably every ones actual prime but that’s not the same as market value.

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ain’t fat, has good degree/job

Which is what foids in FDS will say HVM qualities are.

They are completely oblivious that scrotes have different qualities in females.

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Fattoids cant face reality

:#marseymanysuchcases:

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I notice none of those roads lead to self reflection

:marseychonker: :marseyobamacope:

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It's never as dire as people make it sound. Those guys who only have the choice of ugly women or desperate women at 30+ probably also only had those options throughout the rest of their lives.

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Don’t be ugly, don’t be poor, don’t be fat, live in a place where people actually live, do something other than be online all day, set your hinge age range from 22-29 and you don’t have to pick any of those roads

It’s literally that simple. The only thing that’s kind of out of your control is if you have a genetically fricked face, but then you just have to have good fashion sense, a good job, and be funny.

The absolute state of 30+ incels in 2022 lmao

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Don’t be ugly, don’t be poor, don’t be fat, live in a place where people actually live, do something other than be online all day, set your hinge age range from 22-29 and you don’t have to pick any of those roads

The hilarious thing is that there are men with multiple of those conditions(RIP) who still manage to bag women more attractive than them.

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Not being a total sperg can overcome pretty much all of those things

It’s amazing how years of social isolation and Reddit echo chambers can make people completely socially incompetent.

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They forgot suicide.

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They already listed step dad

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That’s men before 30 and after 50

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just lift bro :marseysmug:

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Or you could date a 20yo with BPD.

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I can't imagine a worse fate as a 30+ man than dealing with a 20 year old foids nonsense.

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I once dated a woman 13 years younger than me and she was one of the most emotionally mature women I ever dated.

It's not the age you have to watch out for, it's the BPD

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I was dating a woman (male) 10 years my senior and it’s incredible how immature she was.


Follower of Christ :marseyandjesus: Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.

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This picture applied to me when I was 18 it will apply to me when I'll turn 30

It's over for incels :marseydepressed:

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There is a way out!

:#marseyobamarope:

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Buddy in the first comment is butthurt because he’s literally the guy in the meme.

:#marseylaugh:


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Dating as a fit successful 30+ man with a baby face is amazing ngl. No fatties no single moms just hot early 20s chicks to bang and plenty of late 20s successful stable women to wife up.

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Most not be in a red state

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Frick a new baby into the mom then kill the kid in an accident duh

Orrr help the fatoids lose weight

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Fatoids actually following weight lose advice

You have better odds developing an AI wife

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Snappy...?

:#marseywink::!#marseypretty::!#marppy:

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She's perfect exactly as she is

This is how you know it's pure cope. Nobody actually thinks this. Even the most extraordinary woman in the world is going to have some attributes and behaviours you dislike. You're being dishonest with yourself if you call anyone perfect.

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I miss fatpeoplehate :marseycry:

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You grab onto these girls, your hands will disappear.

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Honestly, it gets me heated

to see her neck and backfat jiggle when I'm rawdogging her from behind

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Where is the lie?

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Yeah, I've never known a single mother who CHOSE to be one. If anything, we should be shaming their children's fathers.

But it's still a misogynistic world.

Let some deadbeat jackass c*m inside you. Don't get an abortion. The child is the patriarchy's fault. Now make it everyone else's problem.

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:#marseysoypoint:

Snapshots:

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This plus 75% of the single moms are also fat

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