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Dopey lolcow explains Scottish Nationalism and how it's the good kind of nationalism

https://old.reddit.com/r/Scotland/comments/vbznjy/scottish_nationalism_explained_breifly?sort=controversial

/u/Adventures_in_dysl is a lolcow I check in on quite regularly.

Here's another thread with some good background:

https://rdrama.net/post/73856/my-favourite-pride-flag-from-my

TLDR: r-slurred mid-thirties :!marseytrain: who claims to be in mensa but makes the most r-slurred posts that never go down well.

Picks from this thread:

A unicorn is like Scottish nationalism. We are that unicorn. Our crown has been in England since the union of crowns and the act of union. We are held back by England because we have so much potential. And the tears we shed are healing, for much like the pain that runs in our blood, we seek to heal the wrongs of the past peacefully. We are Scotland. We are but a unicorn in chains trying to free our true potential.

:#marseylaugh:

Utter pish

Wtf is it with ultra nationalists and ultra unionists being fricking mental…..

A more representative democracy for Scotland by the people of Scotland That’s fricking it, that’s as complicated or emotive as it gets in reality

Take tales of unicorns and lions and flags and frick right off. It’s 2022 wtf have unicorns got to do with fricking anything

Im massively simplifying it for Americans

:#marseyxd:

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/r/scotland:

fricking American teenager makes our language look like a joke and that it's just our accent written phonetically

Also /r/scotland:

Nae bad fae a Yank, cannae get ye aen country right maist times

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Scots is a joke Scottish play on foreigners

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Sadly that's probably an accurate representation of Scots.

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That's not even a Scot, just someone who read Irvine Welsh and is larping

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I'm not an ethnonationalist, I just think we should exclude all of England except Cornwall from our union with Wales and Ireland because their blood is tainted by the Saxons and Normans

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Ethnonationalism is when you want to become independent just so you can let in more immigrants

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Have to show you're more progressive than the Anglos somehow

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Who is going to break it to him that Scotland is more anglo-saxon than England?

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Scots is more Germanic than English too :marseysmug2:

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Looking at continental yuropoors and then at sc*ts, i dont think its the mainlad blood that did the tainting :marseysipping:

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The only group uglier than bongs are celts

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Why are scot nationalists always so fricking cringe:marseysmug3:, make me glad im w*lsh:marseydragon:

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Don't check out /r/wales then.

:marseysweating:

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This used to be a friendly normal sub where people would just talk normally, share pictures of nice places, etc. when I first joined Reddit years ago.

They always fall to the crazies just because the crazies outnumber the normies in terms of minutes spent per week online. It's a form of colonisation basically.

Fricking weirdos.

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You're Welsh?

:marseyshy:

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No.

:marseytroll:

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I share a country with these frickers:marseyyikes:

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All UK separatists are fricking cringeworthy beyond belief. Wales, NI, and Scotland are all like England but even more poor, more miserable, and more irrelevant. Literally nobody on Earth cares about how the mean English have oppressed you and you'd be meme countries on your own.

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Scots will shout from the rooftops about wanting their freedom and independence from the UK, but when they're literally handed the opportunity on a platter they suddenly remember it means losing their gibs and kitty out - then they'll ask for a redo even though it'd be the same result again. I can't think of a more cucked and pathetic nation tbh.

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Their economy would instantly go to shit its like an even worse brexit situation lol

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Ironically it's the anti-Brexit crowd screaming for Scottish secession, because they think it'll become a socialist utopia safe from Boris and the rightoids that they'll be able to move to. You see constant comments on /r/scotland in the vein of

I'm English but I super want independence to happen so I can move there and escape our fashy rightoid government! Actually can I move now so I can help campaign to leave? :soyjak:

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Any group given a referendum for freedom and refuses should wear that shame for 100 years

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Oh good more Pakistani secessionists

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:#spit:

Sc*ts really are the Balochi of the UK CONFIRMED???!!?

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I just thought the story of the unicorn was symbolic..

Another typo. It's spelled 'pish' not 'symbolic'

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Scot nats need more appearances here because they are perpetually seething.

Just ask them why Brexit was bad but leaving the union is good and watch the cogs turn.

Scotland does 60% of its trade with the UK and has a yearly deficit of 9%. They would be beyond fricked if they went independent.

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Also Scotland has health metrics on par with Mississippi and their nationalized healthcare system would instantly collapse under the weight of 500,000 munchy boxes if England stopped giving them money

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Most literate Scottish nationalist.

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Makes me want to make a new account just to wind up this massively tismed c*nt.

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We need to start an drama support group for those of us trying to stay off Reddit but keep backsliding. I'm one week clean now, but I still get cravings to make a new acct. Sad.

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I was banned during the original report maxxing and I just haven't gone back.

Only ever tempted when I see an egregious example of mongishness like this one.

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Most of the time i usually just read the comments here rather than the linked threads, but reddit is still good for porn subs, good content agregation

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frick the scots, they are parasites then complain constantly.

I would vote for scottish independence and I'm english, the smart ones know they have it better than they have any right to.

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Is supporting Scottish nationalism based or soy? I can’t remember if they want to be strong and independent and say frick you to bongs or want to leave the cucks to be assimilated by europoors and r*pefugees welcome

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It should be based but it co-opted by the soys. Scotland is to England what Canada is to USA. An inferior minnow of a neighbour who's somehow built their national identity on smug superiority.

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We're all white in the nutsack

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