Houston is the worst. I'd say nuke it, but it's a waste of perfectly good plutonium. It already looks like fricking Hiroshima...

If I go I’m renting an old Cadillac on Turo with those wire wheels that stick out three feet.

I actually did one of the first ad campaigns for the Campagna T-Rex, which is like the predecessor to the Slingshot.

Also the heat is slightly more bareable in Houston than the other two.

Wtf? It’s a literal swamp how is the heat better?

Bus station is bad but some of the residential areas are hotbeds of crime. When my family first immigrated here we made the mistake of living in one of those shittty places. Never again

There also aren’t many attractions in Houston. But it’s suburbs are arguably the best place in the country to raise kids. Plenty of highly ranked schools like in Cali and Northeast, but there is less crime and you aren’t forced to put ur kids in a private school to give them a chance. The Asians and whites aren’t libcucked so you don’t get r-slurred rules that breed criminals and focus on ‘equity’. At the same time, the culture is less ‘try to get ahead at all costs and frick everyone else’ that is prevalent in other places.

Housing prices are also nice. Anywhere from 300k- a few millions but you get great sized places (sometimes referred to as McMansions but they are still nice houses). Worst thing is the property taxes which knock Houston suburbs to 9/10

Yeah but then I have to read stuff in legacy forum format.

There are so many interesting drama happenings I’ve found on different forums but it takes days to find the relevant info since it’s always 500 pages long, plus signatures, and usually one of those crappy forum interfaces that automatically sends you to the next page when you try to scroll up or down and also hijacks your phone’s audio with a Toyota/Lexus ad.

Is there like some place where we can plot killing whatever ad agency thought it was a good idea to have auto play Toyota Lexus videos that take up half the page and follow you as you scroll, with some Casey Neistat looking bro driving a boring butt LC500 but it’s mostly his face and not even the car?

Unironically the best. Miles better than a dead suburb, stratospherically better than massive high risers with highways in between, and better than cramped old euro city where every time you look out the window you see 70y/o guy living 5m across the street tan his balls.

Solid density for the seething libs who care about that shit, nice green space where kids can kick a ball and grandmas can plant flowers, trees cooling everything down and freshening the air...

build public spaces around dreary Kruschenkovas with 10m living space per inhabitant

Get taken over by gopniks drinking vodka and waiting to stab passerby

Must retreat into tiny, moldy apartment or invade stairwell to squat and smoke Vladivostok Brand Cigarettes

Such is life

If those buildings were made of brick, that photo could be mistaken for the Harvard Yard

Holy shit you cute twinks think that's open space? All that hustle and bustle broke your fricking brains.

I wasn't being ironic, chud.

So how does it look the rest of the day and without HDR?

And that's a good thing.

They’re both good. :marseyexcited

Nope.

So...is he getting enough bussy in there?

Marsey availability is just mind boggling.