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Just got circumcised and wanna kill myself

This morning I got circumcised, all went well for the rest of the day until now. It’s 3 AM and im sitting in a fetal position crying from a night time erection. I’m in a intense amount of pain right now and my pain killers are yet to kick in. I will literally die in this bed right here right now. Pray for me.

Hurry post about it on reddit :marseyzoomer:

bro bro, my advice for you is to wear a skirt for a week or so, it's the best thing ever and always take your painkillers bro

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The doctors didn't give you any anti-boner pills, really?

There are pills that cause erectile dysfunction on purpose for a specific amount of time? Darn.

I got them after my circumcision tho for all i know it could have been cuz one of the nurses is my dads gaming buddy.

hahaha what

Wow dude I literally went throught the same exact thing at age 25 almost 4 month ago I got the snip.

You got this dude

The pain WILL stop, you will be able to get a boner and have s*x with out pain I promise.

You did the right thing by enduring this pain now.

Take time to just lay down and do nothing.

Kinda funny you and I experienced the exact same thing lmao

Phimosis can suck it.

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circumcisedcels just can't stop losing, imagine giving up your foreskin to Israel... And they have to remember that L everytime they look at their mutilated and sad excuse of a peepee. Almost makes me feel bad for them

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Stay mad anteater.

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i said I would post peepee pics and here it is, it doesnt let me edit my comment wioth an image for some reason but that doesnt matter, I even trimmed my pubes just for you but there is a lot left (im hight T)

Anyways my peepee was not even fully erect here and the measuring tape wasnt fully extended but I didnt want to wait 5 more minutes to destroy you bro since its hard to juggle it with the phone on my other hand and even then its already enough to own you hahahahahhahahahahaha XDDD.

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centimeters

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That’s a really ugly peepee and it’s skinny too. Delete this. It’s embarrassing

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Your mother said it was good enough wtf?

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My peepee is a lot better looking than yours

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prove it neighbor 💅🏾

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find me on grindr

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nah im good imma straggot

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The pictured peepee couldn’t make it past your fat butt. You can’t actually think that’s a good peepee?

!blackjack105

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why tf do u care boy what I think of a dramamoids pipe u fricking lil shriveled 🍤🤏🏾 lmfaooo

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I gotta agree. Put that shit away man. Lumpy, non-straight peepees are unattractive.

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What is up with that colorful tape measure? Thanks for no shaving the pubes but we cant even see your peepee behind that italian pizza measuring tape. It is really hard to judge your peepee when this picture is so bad. Please do another one so we can do this right.

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That is a measuring tape for sewing and its all I have (no rulers XD) also its really hard to juggle measuring tape and peepee in your left hand + your phone in the right hand.

I can send you a pic with no tape though if you want?

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Yeah that is an excuse, not a new and better picture of your peepee. Taking a picture of your peepee is easy with a timer. Tick tock, love.

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I can send one with no tape if you want?

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Yes and better lighting and some fruit or vegetable in the shot for that still life feeling

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I only have lemons is that ok?

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sharpie MMG on it for 5k dramacoins

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thats tempting lol

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:#marseydicklet:

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Post yours

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!bpackjack105

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I concede

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!blackjack105

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Nice peepee, a bit too wh*te sadly.

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Nice peepee bro


Transform your Marseys! :marseywave:
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:#marseyneat:

uncut>cut 😌

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:#marseyagree:

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I’m uncut the Jews thought Australia was too far away :marseyjam:

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💯

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Nice peepee :marseyhomofascist:

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:marseypuke:

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ok so no argument?

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15cm isn’t exactly big. You also lack girth. Fricking peepeelet posting an L.

!blackjack105

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checks username

ok circumcisedcel also u can see from t he pic its 15.5-16

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Because you put the base of the tape measure by your belly button. And the tape measure is not flat. You used a dollar store lemon for scale in the second picture, which confirms this.

!blackjack105

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I dont know where your belly button is but thats isnt where mine is hahahaha, stay jealous jew, you will never take my foreskin

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!blackjack105

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zoz

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zle

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zozzle

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My anteater mediterranean peepee is probably bigger than your white boy peepee, thats right im packing bro, I have 16.5 cm (6'4 inches) peepee and 12cm girth (4'7 inches)

Yes I will post pictures and own you cirmcusided, just wait until im erect bro just wait hahahhahaa

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You don't even have the biggest portuguese peepee in this forum... you should be ashamed of yourself.

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its not my fault we are a high testosterone nation

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Who's got the biggest?

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Will you actually or is this a copypasta?

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i posted

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:marseypuke:

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You can treat that problem without getting cut btw.

Doctors are just lazy as frick. Bunk circumcision science is how I became woke on the jew question.

They legit sold it as a way to stop HIV in Africa and were plastering "70%" reduction all over the place knowing full well the africans were too dumb to know at best the actual reduction was like 0.1%.

I say at best because in the study the cut group couldn't have s*x and were given safe s*x education materials, the uncut group? Nope.

Nevermind the fact this stuff failed to replicate in the west at all, including in the navy, which as most people know does some of the best research on this shit.

Health orgs in 3rd world countries had to raise alarms because a growing number of men thought getting cut meant they were immune to HIV and didn't have to wear condoms.

And the cherry on top was one of the authors on this "gold standard" paper was a jewish computer scientist with no medical training that mras managed to link to a circumcision fetish group lmao.

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Standard literature explains the positive and negative effects of circumcision.

What sources are you looking at? Circumcision has been found to be effective in STI resistance (Effect of male circumcision on risk of sexually transmitted infections and cervical cancer in women B.J. Morris, C. A. Hankins; 2017).

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lol u dont have a foreskin

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I’m a good Catholic so no.

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How many hours to go til the chess tourney starts?

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About 30 minutes before I creat the 1 hour pre-registration

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Ah cool, I almost forgot!

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Lmao found the r-slur

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That guy is actually a doctor, but I guess a 7/11 warehouse worker is more qualified on the topic :marseyderp:

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Being a doctor does not mean you understand the research lmao.

There's a reason the US is like the only western country that thinks this shit has any tangible health benefits.

http://blog.practicalethics.ox.ac.uk/2012/05/when-bad-science-kills-or-how-to-spread-aids/

American doctors are the least qualified people on the planet to discuss this.

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You literally linked a blog post that within the first paragraph would have been rejected by a peer review journal.

It’s also only about AIDS and HIV transmission which is commonly known that circumcision has no effect as it’s a blood borne pathogen versus most other STI’s that are bacterial or viral.

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There's tons of research showing it has no tangible effect on any diseases lmao.

If you think :marseytrain2: science is bad, go down this rabbit hole.

I'll find the navy research later. The post I linked you was about a paper considered the gold standard on this and it is riddled with absurd errors.

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Circumcision has about a 12-15% upwards of 17% risk reduction. You're not a doctor, don't pull studies that GPs ignore.

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Yeah but what's the best way to increase the spread of cervical cancer? I'm willing to take one for the team if it means I can take out a few roasties along the way.

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Get HPV and frick a bunch of roasties.

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:#marseysalutearmy:

On it, sir.

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What's also (((interesting))) is that the circumcision rate in America was tracked for like 50 years. About 10 years ago, a bunch of doom and gloom articles in major newspapers came out saying the rate was nearing 50%, and we needed to get the number up or face all kinds of health crises. I guess one of the 5 Jew bankers who run the globe reminded them that "everybody's doing it" is the main reason braindead Americans are convinced to perform a Jewish ritual on their babies' peepees in the first place, because the articles stopped and nobody is tracking the rate anymore. With the hard-working American master race supplanting cumskins, the rate is probably below 50% now, but that's forbidden info for stupid goys.

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Jesus Chirst, Pizza. I know you hate women, but I didn't know you also hate Jews.

Not that is a problem, of course. You're beautiful the way you are.

I have always thought getting circumcised is only a relevant thing to a man when your foreskin is much longer than your peepee. Never heard of any other medical stuff.

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Every day is a quest to find the Rabbi that has mine strung about his neck

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Aesthedicks rise up.

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If he got it done as a teen it was probably for medical reasons rather than cultural

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Or he is Filipino

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imagine giving up your foreskin to Israel

If I could, I would give up everything to Israel. God Bless Israel:#marseysaluteisrael::#marseykneel:

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