100 000 Marseybux if you can get any of these people to post here:
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Martin Shkreli — https://linktr.ee/martinshkreli
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Glenn Greenwald (
@ggreenwald
) — https://nitter.net/ggreenwald -
Lord Miles Routledge (
@real_lord_miles
) — https://nitter.net/real_lord_miles -
Dasha (
@nobody_stop_me
) — https://nitter.net/nobody_stop_me -
Azealia Banks — https://instagram.com/azealiabanks/
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Michael Burry (
@michaeljburry
) — https://nitter.net/michaeljburry -
Tariq Nasheed (
@TariqNasheed
) — https://nitter.net/TariqNasheed -
Notch (
@notch
) — https://nitter.net/notch -
Elon Musk (
@elonmusk
) — https://nitter.net/elonmusk
This contest comes to us by direct order of the Grand Dramacaliph Aevann the First and has been endorsed by his (((cabal))) of janitors. The MBux are guaranteed by the full faith and credit thereof, and presumably there will also be a badge if someone actually manages to pull this off.
Terms and conditions apply:
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Prize goes to whichever dramatard or group thereof can make the best case for being responsible for the celeb joining.
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In event multiple people collaborate, prize will be divided among them.
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Prize disbursement conditional on jannies verifying who it is through some means—preferably a tweet on their main account with some pre-arranged codephrase arranged through modmail after they join.
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Examples: One person personally befriends the celeb and gets them to join → gets 100k. A small group of collaborators work together to get the celeb to join → 100k divided among them however they like. Fifty dramautists hound their Twitter replies for a month and they begrudgingly join → each person gets 2k.
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If possible for your particular plan, using a referral link makes it especially easy to prove it was you.
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These rules are flexible and negotiable if one of you glorious retards somehow gets a real celeb.
General recommendation: probably conspire with a friend or two if you actually want to succeed, and try to be a bit more clever than usual. "Dude bussy lmao" on every tweet is unlikely to work; get creative. Feel free to organize in the comments.
P.S. The @xNotch we already have isn't actually him, in case anyone didn't know yet.
EDIT: [2315Z] Add Azealia Banks to list. [2325Z] Add Michael Burry. [2330Z] Recommend referral links. [0205Z] Add Tariq Nasheed.
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carp
https://old.reddit.com/r/transpassing/comments/uo6n7g/amab_do_i_pass_ama_be_as_critical_as_you_can/i8cg89e/?sort=controversial
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Either you were browsing through month old /r/transpassing posts and happened to stumble upon that comment or you went on camas.unddit.com and deliberately searched up "dasha nekrasova" to try and find a post to make fun of carp with. Either way based
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i was browsing through /r/transpassing a month ago and saved this comment to ping carp in the future
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Somehow more neurodivergent than both options I mentioned
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if dedication to drama is neurodivergent then call me rainman
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I feel like Lord Miles at least is realistic.
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Starting with finite list might just be bad, what if Dramatards could get Doug Stanhope or Steve Gutenberg or Linda Hamilton on here through clever means.
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Dasha is just a regular whore. No need for the e
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Marseybux are just cucked dramacoin.
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Typically people are willing to exchange them at like 100 MBX : 85 DC, or sometimes even better rates. You can do an awful lot with MBux.
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Yeah you can trade them for whatever people are willing to take them off your hands for.
It’s like living in a border state and some butthole cashier slips you a few Canadian quarters, which no machine will take and if you try to use them at the store that slipped them to you there’s a very high chance of them noticing and not taking them.
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If you manage to actually get a celeb, there are lots of things potentially negotiable. The other jannies were making fun of me for even writing a T&C section since they figure nobody is going to succeed. Prove them wrong and you will be well-compensated.
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I could get you Brandon Wardell or Jake Lloyd but I’m in a deep depression at the moment and it’s not worth the effort.
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Who?
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Exactly.
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You know Branden Wardell?
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The worst part about borderline-despair depression is that you still waste time on places like this.
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The bounty for Musk should be 200 billion mbux to match his net worth. The endless tide of newstrags would destroy the website anyways so it wouldn't matter that they could grass every user 100 times.
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The MBux field in the schema is a signed 32-bit integer. Best I can do is 2.147 billion.
If we—Lord knows how—get actual Musk, your Janitorial Staff is committed to giving the oldstrags enough tools to bully the newstrags off.
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!slotsmb-2147483649
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Why is it signed. Was it written by a legacy foid?
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@Aevann ur a legacy foid now
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So cute to see another egg cracked
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No Longs?
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The timestamps are all 32-bit signed also. If this site is still around in 2038, it'll be someone else's problem.
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You're fricking bananas if you think anyone can get Elon Musk to post here
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Once upon a time, people thought it was impossible to build a sufficiently accurate clock for timekeeping at sea for it to ever be possible to determine a ship's longitude. Then the British Parliament, along with a number of other monarchs, put up a shitton of money as a prize. And that's how we got the first non-pendulum based timepieces.
(but yeah if someone gets Musk we might go higher than 100k)
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That's a pretty obscure tidbit but I know what you're talking about. Want to be autist pals and goon together?
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I'll goon with you but only if you can get Marsey to join us.
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Anyone with a real career who posts here under their actual name is a 24k r-slur.
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I agree.
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And I'll remember this fact on my deathbead because I was really upset when 1) in a pub-quiz like thing we didn't answer the question about John Harrison (who won that prize using bimetallic temperature-compensated coils) who for the purposes of the question had his surname replaced with Turtledove, and I even said that it's a scifi author, so we could totally win that one by just shooting from the hip, and 2) I absolutely accidentally learned all that the next day during some random wiki-clicking.
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I briefly met Elon once many many years ago, and I think it would be easy to get a message from me read by him. Through a friend of a friend, and I would have to stake my career on it. I will not try though, especially not for MBux. Mentioning him on Twitter would probably also work and is anonymous.
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/r/Drama not only got a famous billionaire to post there, but also accept a janny invitation
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Getting Glennpai to post here
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Someone bring Dasha here PLEASE
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everyone else should give up, I got this in the bag.
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I'm p sure @TracingWoodgrains is two handshakes from Dasha and can convey the request without anyone involved feeling too embarrassed. So it's you who should be shaking in his boots!
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she wasn't at heterodox academy conference so she remains a Stranger to me
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Your b&r superiors are probably in touch though.
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I will give like 200 dc if anyone gets nick mullen on here
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Just ask him to explain what the "n" in his "nmullen" nick name really stands for.
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All the C*m Boys 100% must be added to this list
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Remember when Notch dropped like $50k for mosquito nets for African kids on a whim just to frick with anarkiddies online? I miss those days.
This era.
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To be fair, we have even more lit songs now, for example.
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Literal /pol/ song, but hey ain't no rightoids here.
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The singer does an extremely good job pretending to be black (while really being a Mexican). But yeah, that's /pol/ for you all right.
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It was 20k, but yes, i remember
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How much for Tucker Carlson?
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If it's a name we'd recognize, even if they're not on the list, exceptions can be made. Tucker qualifies.
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I think Tariq can be added as a candidate too. Guy is pretty much part of the rdrama lore — would be a shame for this bussy-chasing king to miss out on his second biggest fan club
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Where's Dasha or Anna?
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You're fricking pathetic for this filter, @carpathianflorist
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I had to turn on the slur replacer to see it.
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I think Carp has a new love of his life
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girl in red
is lame, and I think he knows it too. Song is catchy though. Also one helluva butterface, and half of her songs are about premarital sex.Jump in the discussion.
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She also has a gay pride song
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We should be hunting larger game - Ezra Miller.
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Elon Musk already posts here but he asked me not to reveal his username to anybody.
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Who the heck is Michael Burry?
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Can't even read it without puking.
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Burry always deletes his twitter posts so the chance is really slim.
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I don't even know the majority of those people ...
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Bardfinn
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🚨Bard bot alert!🚨
Reset the counter. Current counter was: 0 days, 5 hours, 34 minutes
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I baited one of the celebs on the list to reply to a DM on twitter this week.
I am unsure how to push it to full rDrama invite level.
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Sweet! You've gotten further than anyone else has that I've heard. If the DMs were any good, you could make a post about them, and you might get some people with suggestions in the comments. If you choose to make a post, ping me in it and I'll pin it for a bit.
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So this person has posted my content to both Twitter and Instagram. Still can't figure out a way to pitch them effectively on joining us here in our shithole.
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The PM reply wasn't very good, just thanking me for sending them some dissident Catholic stuff. I fell down that hole almost 30 years ago.
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We need Will Wheaton here so Lawlz can have his old chew toy back.
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Good luck with Musk - that'd be like worth 1M bux. Didn't Notch post on or even mod the old /r/drama ?
Maybe add JonTron to the list. He seems like a laugh.
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I don't understand, I've already been on here since the beginning?
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Ok I posted, can I have 100k marseybux now?
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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How about you reinstate tilt and stars on all devices and we'll talk.
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Ngmi
!blackjack105
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We already track who was referred by whom (it's used for calculating the referral count badges). It's not available to us in the UI, but it is in the DB with a bit of digging. Good idea to recommend people use one, though.
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