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Questions to ask a scrote before going on a date

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the woman (male) asking these questions:

:#marseychonkerfoid:

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Might be a biofoid, not a single question about girldick

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This is 100% an obese biofoid.

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Warning signs that indicate you need to leave before the first drink arrives

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What's your stance on neurodivergency?

*I'm ASD.

Wow, it's already personalized. Thanks OP! :marseyautism:

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What's your stance on neurodivergency?

I'm all for it!

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*I'm ASD.

Who'd have fricking guessed it

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They didn't ask "do you want to go on a date with me?" the answer to which I assume is "no" for any scrote with even a crumb of self-respect.

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any scrote with even a crumb of self-respect

When asked why he went about with a lamp in broad daylight, Diogenes confessed, "I am looking for a moid with even a crumb of self resepct."

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Criminally underrated shitpost!

:marseykingcrown:

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what a fricking gay comment

:marseyeyeroll:

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:#marseybow:

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:marseybowpat:

Such an adorable commie!

@grizzly gets the gun!

:marseybear: :#marseyminigun:

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Being gay is a good thing r-slur

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It's a very Cynical meme to be fair.

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:#marseysmirk:

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idio lacks a humor gland

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I don't want to see bombcord screenshots

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:#marseycheerup:

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Wasn't he the guy who lived in a pot?

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If I ever reach the point where I'm subjecting myself to a job interview just for a crumb of gussy somebody please put me down.

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Have you heard about our lord and savior Bussysus?

:#marseyandjesus:

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What a weird mishmash of questions. "Did you participate in the gussy rally and can you homestead?"

Scrotes need to make a list and post to a foid sub.

!blackjack200

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I know, it's wild because some of these questions skew heavily leftoid and others skew heavily rightoid. They're like "I want a survivalist prepper... who is also a dedicated feminist."

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The number of homesteading survivalists that protest on the weekends for abortion rights, while also being down with dating a child free sperg is actually zero lmao

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  • Exercise habits?

  • How much makeup?

  • Head game?

  • Body count?

  • Sandwich game?

  • Are you interested in astrology?

    • If yes, can you shut the frick up about it?
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>expecting an honest answer to any of those questions from a foid, other than the first astrology question

:marseydunce:

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imagine the seethe if one of the questions is "what is your BMI"

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It would just be "where do you fall on the hot-crazy matrix?"

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:#marseywitchtriggered:

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the crossover of dudes with homesteading skills and dudes who pull the blue lever in election time has to be minuscule

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!blackjack200

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woofy familiars

Dogpilled again :platylol:

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Fricking lmao

Can you post a link to it, though?

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I really assumed it some /r/datingoverthirty type foid nonsense

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The Venn diagram of those is a single circle

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I knew its WvP the moment she mentioned magic

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>I would really hope this one isn't disqualifying if somebody asked me this. I don't even talk to my immediate family because they're horrible bigots and I'm always terrified of scaring off potential partners because nothing is more important than faaaaaamily and how could I be so cold. I ran into that attitude so much I just stopped telling people.

:marseylaugh::marseylaugh::marseylaugh:

:marseychonker2::marseyleftoidschizo::marseymeds::marseyagree:

Yes, honey. Stable men looking for a satisfying life don't want a woman who walks in the door with baggage she packed herself. Disowning your family because they don't agree with your reddit politics is a red flag fit for the Soviet Union.

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I imagine that not being cut off would be a red flag to some of these people. I mean, there's a decent chance that some people in your family are chuds and oftentimes it's hard to disassociate from them without getting disowned. But if that's the price you're willing to pay to not share a table with Nazis, that speaks well to your character, right?

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sidles up and double finger guns How you doin'?

I just, of course, but man, that sounds idyllic, good luck to you and your future partner(s)

My lady, perchance just a crumb?

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Not a chance. Didn't tip your hat you disgusting scrote

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:marseyneckbeard:

Sorry Queen, I forgot my manners

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Love how some of the responses are foids getting offended by some of the questions saying it would disqualify them if they were asked in reverse

>Being tough as nails, opinionated, pretty smart and ok Iโ€™ll say it -badass- emasculates most men that fall into the โ€œliberal progressiveโ€ group.

Even the witches think progressive men are cuck femboys

>I can do more things that most men can do- and I can do them better. Fact is I donโ€™t really need one, but wouldnโ€™t mind having one around.

:marseycope:

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No

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Will you let me drink a few beers and watch the game in peace?

:#marseygrilling2:

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Lol do you need to ask that question? Of course they wouldn't let you do that

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i would definitely have some unique answers to some of these.

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Like?

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Only way you'll ever find out is by going on a date with me.

:#marseyblowkiss:

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alright, but before we go I have a few questions for you. First, do you vote?

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Yes, as often as possible. My turn: do you shave your legs?

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No, because I'm a man. Do you vote in every election available to you?

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Sorry bro, date's off. I'm a straggot. Come back when you're a hot woman.

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No thanks. Take care.

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First question and I'd bail

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If you donโ€™t know this foid is neurodivergent by the seventeenth consecutive question she asks you, I have some news for you pal

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  1. No

  2. Yes

  3. In order, Obama, Jeb, Kim K.

  4. The choice to get the covid vaccine should a choice all women get.

  5. Wake up, buy an expensive coffee at a local coffee shop with red brick walls, type to the void on rdrama.net.

  6. I wash my sheets responsibly every 6 months or 10 women, don't own a dog no need to clean otherwise.

  7. My mother is schizophrenic and talks to me a lot.

  8. No, too many Italians.

  9. I grill every summer.

  10. Never

  11. I read everything on rdrama.net

  12. Americans are exceptionally fat.

  13. I hexed Donald Trump out of his presidency.

  14. Allergic to pibble kisses.

  15. Lmao divvy it with my backhand

  16. Rats

  17. I'm probably neurodivergent and think most r-slurs are terrible people.

  18. who?

  19. Yes, I attended the trucker rally in Canada to support womens rights.

  20. I live in Chicago why would I give a shit?

  21. Donating is for poor people.

  22. Donating is for poor people.

  23. I already have 4 and will actively be knocking other women up while were together.

  24. Support s*x workers, destigmatize polyamory so I can date multiple women without bigot/racists being able to judge me, own lots of real estate so I can give back to my community as a small business owner (landlord).

  25. Deadlift 420, squat 325, DB shoulder press 80.

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That was a mistake. You're about to find out the hard way why.

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next time paste the questions too, nobody is gonna read all that and double check with the original list which question you are currently answering

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Iโ€™m so glad I found my wife before all the Trump/BLM shit. I couldnโ€™t imagine dating now, it honestly looks like itโ€™s made of bland woman trying to be unique

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Met my girl right after Trump v Hillary. She was a Hillary voter. Don't know if I'll be able to turn her, but I've been peppering her with all the :marseytrain2:/blm nonsense that she at least doesn't vote anymore.


This is most likely a repost.

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"What type of relationship do you have with [parental unit]?"


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My answer to all questions is no or lol if no doesn't make sense or it's funnier.

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:#marseybog:

Snapshots:

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  1. Yes

  2. No, only vote in local elections if I have a strong opinion on some local issue

  3. Jorgensen, too young :marseyzoomer:

  4. Very strongly against

  5. Hanging with the boys

  6. Ok, you got me there

  7. Great

  8. Occasionally

  9. Lots (not revealing peraonal info)

  10. Like 4+ hrs a day not counting music

  11. Not many books, certainly not much fantasy

  12. Expired or near its expiration

  13. I think I left my keys in the car, hold on.

  14. First positive thing mentioned, then you said "woofy"

  15. Uhh, I do everything since I don't live with you.

  16. No, what kind of unterminsch do you take me for?

  17. Why would I have an opinion on that? And bless you.

  18. [Insert fedpost here]

  19. No, that's only good for entertainment

  20. Climate change is a good thing

  21. Sometimes (actually decent question)

  22. Donating to political causes isn't real charity. "So when you give to the needy, do not sound a trumpet before you, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored by men. Truly I tell you, they already have their full reward. But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your giving may be in secret."

  23. Absolutely not

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Some people are able to display their intelligence by going on at length on a subject and never actually saying anything. This ability is most common in trades such as politics, public relations, and law. You have impressed me by being able to best them all, while still coming off as an absolute idiot.

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foids...

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>Familiars

Thats a witch harry

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