So I’m driving down a two-lane road in the woods and a Passat pulls up behind me and starts flashing his brights in my rear-view mirror. Keep in mind I always go over the speed limit, so I wasn’t holding up traffic or anything.
I pull over, thinking there’s something wrong or he’s trying to tell me something. I’ve had a car catch fire before so I figure better safe than sorry.
The dude pulls up next to me and says “What!?”
I say “Why were you flashing your brights at me?
He responds “My wife passed (in the other direction) and I was saying hi to her you idiot!” And then quickly drove off.
He also had a child seat in the back seat.
My question is, would I be justified killing him? I followed him and am down the street from his house right now.
Edit: I’ve left but I grabbed some mail out of his mailbox and have his name, address, and license plate.
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Yes. He deserves it. Freedom of speech does not mean freedom of consequences.
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It’s illegal in my state to flash your high beams within 500 feet of an oncoming vehicle and illegal to do so behind someone at any distance.
Somehow I’m supposed to be the idiot for pulling off to the side? If he wasn’t trying to flash at me, why did he pull over next to me?
I really need to work on my road rage issues because I’m going to end up killing someone.
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Show him your extra brake lights, that always freaks people out when I do it. They back off every time
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It’s the whole “I was waving to my wife you idiot!” That signed his death warrant. All he had to do was say “oh, my bad, I was flashing at my wife” and it would be cool.
Like, I can’t imagine being so soy-brained to flash my high-beams just because I recognized my wife on the road. I wonder if he feels bad when she doesn’t flash back.
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Don't throw your life away over something stupid like that. Throw it away on something we can all be proud of. Think big.
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Oh when I finally get to the point where I’m done with things, you’ll all know because the site will get subpoenaed.
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I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems
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Killing him would be too generous for him.
But you have his name & address. Sign him up for some shit like free magazines / catalogues and spam his mailbox.
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I’m going to kill his kid.
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Then I get to the parts store, that I checked online to make sure they’re open (open til 9), and they have a handwritten sign on the door saying they closed at 5 for Juneteenth.
So let’s have people waste gas at $6/gallon because people had to work for free over a century ago
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I took my license plate off once they closed the DMV due to Covid and stopped enforcing it.
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Death speedrun
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