Texas wonders if it should keep it's power grid and deport the rest of America in 2023.

https://twitter.com/ChuckCallesto/status/1538964878932721664

This is the ultimate move to end the hustle and bustle menace:

Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana & Florida would make a great country. Oil, gas, agriculture, ports. Everything you need.


3/4 of California too. Carve out LA, SF and SD and leave those for the left. The rest of us would be on board.

It's not my fault you're too lazy to start your own country:

If Texas secedes, Republicans will never win the White House again. We need Texas's electoral votes to help offset the automatic California and New York electoral votes that the Dems get.


Sounds like a personal problem. Texans deserve the right to secede. If you don’t like it, secede yourself or move to Texas.


There's no right to secession. Constitutional republic, representative democracy, pick your colloquialism, it's all Federalism in the end. This has already been decided once before.

Rightoids now in favour of aborting helpless, infantile things:

DC, IL, MN, OR, WA, MI, PA, MA, MD, NoVa need to be added to that list. These states are consumers and long ago stopped adding to the nation... Except debt, crime and bad policy.

I'm not sure if any of these Twitterinos have actually thought this through:

Seriously though NH has been trying to secede from the Union for years. Think about the Power those 3 states would have. The biggest Militia, plenty of space to grow food as well as other raw goods and energy. We would be a powerhouse of a Union!


Wrong. Texas companies corporations like SpaceX, Tesla, Hp, would no longer pay a federal tax to the us treasury. The revenue flow would invert.

DDD is the rightoid version of Voldemort except they see voting for someone else as a battle:

I'm not sure about this. Don't we need Texas and Florida fighting against Brandon's regime and setting an example. What happens when Texas succeeds against the United States.

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We should honestly let a few rightoid states leave.

Watching them devolve into literal 3rd world countries with african disease outbreaks would be comedic gold.

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They should Team up with the likes of Florida and NH?

Has this guy seen a map?

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Maybe Lawlz won't be able to post any more!

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Didn't Wisconsin have a similar vote on whether or not they should have the ability to secede? I remember the local radio stations joking about how we could set up a border patrol and stamp GO FRICK YOURSELF on any Illinois passports

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We had a fricking war over this, You cannot secede.

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it says right here on this piece of paper you can't stab me

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Unless you can win another war over this

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Not likely.

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The Real Americana will break away from America like the Real Patriots they are

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Better for America too live on in Texas than die everywhere, including Texas. @JanniesTongueMyAnus need too move over there ASAP frick

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Jesus Christ rightoids are dumb. I'm talking an IQ lower than plant life.

Also lol at the twitter OP shilling Sean Hannity gold


👇🏽Assmad rightoids👇🏽

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Don't be jealous, sweaty. It's unbecoming

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Zoomers wingfreaks :marseypearlclutch2: like South Carolina hasn't had some version of this same bill on deck every 4 years since 1864

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Watch this go nowhere in two decades.

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Do it.

t. The rest of America

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I don't remember the name, but there was a near-future book where California filed a motion to secede as a political bluff, but they all went "yeah sure, go for it" and signed it anyway. :marseysmug2:

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T*xans are the lowest form of life.

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This is the biggest sal gimme I've seen yet


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Republitards :marseyretard2::marseyretard2::marseyretard2: truly are special specimens of humanity.

It will give me infinite joy if they grabbed defeat from the jaws of victory.

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Nobody cares about these r-slurred referendums, party platforms like the Texas GOP one which wants to ban gay marriage (which the official 2020 GOP one also did), or the party conventions. Blue states do so much r-slurred shit you could make 100 agenda posts a month about their platforms and r-slurred referendums they try to pass. Not to mention the fact that Dems literally had a murderer speak at their last convention. Imagine if Republitards had one of Junko Furutas murderers speak at their convention :marseylaugh:

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Wingcuckery will be punishable by death in the new homofascist regime

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Republicans losing Texas would pretty much ensure they never win another presidential election. I mean this won't happen, but it's stupid on so many levels

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Drumpf would’ve won in 2016 even if Texas didn’t exist as long as NH had 2k more Drumpf voters. Repubs would have to run the table in the Midwest, which is tough because there are two or more large cities in those swing states to counteract the rural areas and those rural areas are less rightoid than in the South. But it’s not impossible, especially if hard-working Americans continue voting more rightoid which would get Nevada and New Mexico back into the rightoid column

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Everyone gaze at this comment. It's 100% pure contard delusion. The best you'll ever see.

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Tell me what is wrong about this comment?

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A) think there's gonna be any meaningful long term move by latinx to the GOP.

B) don't understand the GOP today is still doing worse with latinx than even bush did.

C) pretending republicans are capable of just taking the midwest despite them being at best toss ups.

B) ignored the growing urban shift in GA/AZ

The bottom line is the GOP losing texas would put them in a coffin. They'd even less favored in national elections than they already are.

What's actually happening here is ethnic minority groups are falling into the same geographical polarization whites did years ago.

The vote trends in these states are still tilted towards dems as urban growth is more relevant than rural polarization.

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:marseysoutherner: rightoid cope. This will never happen lol

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It'll never be allowed by the feds, but if the rightoids put a referendum on the ballot it'll probably get 50%+

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it'll probably get 50%+

LOL what!? Frick no it wouldn't. I doubt it would broach 10%.

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Winner take all elections provide a very distorted perception of the political makeup of our states.

Rightoids basically only consume those super misleading electoral maps and don't understand the actual reality at all.

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I doubt Brexit would ever get 10% :clueless:

But seriously, the real figure would likely be between you two. You don’t know Texans f you don’t think at least 30% of us wouldn’t vote for this

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I've lived in Texas for most of my life. I don't remember genuine secession advocacy ever bring more than a fringe opinion. I seem to remember the polls being around 10% a decade ago, but that was a different time. I suppose I could see a lot of Texans choosing it in this climate as a "frick you".

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Tbh I doubt it would, almost all Dems would vote against it and I would bet that a significant portion of Republicans would too. Regardless, if they ever really tried to secede from the US it would mean war

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It would mean a brief (but rather violent) police operation. Can't call this shit a war - you need a proper opponent for that...

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Shut up, europoor. You know nothing and should only speak on concepts relevant too you, like communism and peepee sucking

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Yet another example of leftists having dreams about crushing their ‘opponents’ without knowing the first thing about the military (or war, guns, or police, or anything really). Please tell me how and why you would expect the United States to declare war after this theoretical secession? A considerable chunk of the military and leaders are Texans, and plenty of the rest would hold sympathies to the Texan cause. The most the US would do is cut of trade and attempt to make secession financially impossible, which is a far cry from ‘violent’.

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Texas would crush itself. 🏀, latinx, and obese rightoids would be duking it out fiercely and r-slurredly. Uncle Sam would then swoop in to bring in order.

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the Supreme Court affirmed that secession is gay and illegal more than 100 years ago

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Ok? I didn’t deny that. What I said any action the US takes against the theoretical secession isn’t going to be ‘violent’

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My dream is to watch rightoid delusions shatter as the military absolutely stomps them

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Yes pizza we all know about your furious circlejerking about the military taking away rightoids’ guns. And you call us idiots :marseylaugh:

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Incredibly r-slurred delusional ultrarightoid pinko straggot scum. Laugh at this user!

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He thinks anyone gives a shit :#marseycomrade:

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The people have spoken, commie. Remove yourself or be forcibly removed

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We don’t need to be told who has dumb opinions sir, it’s quite apparent

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Yeah, but you might miss it!

:#marseydisintegrate:

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Oh yeah, the Texans would get crushed extremely quickly lmao. I'm pretty sure we settled the issue of secession ~160 years ago anyways

When, therefore, Texas became one of the United States, she entered into an indissoluble relation. All the obligations of perpetual union, and all the guaranties of republican government in the Union, attached at once to the State. The act which consummated her admission into the Union was something more than a compact; it was the incorporation of a new member into the political body. And it was final. The union between Texas and the other States was as complete, as perpetual, and as indissoluble as the union between the original States. There was no place for reconsideration or revocation, except through revolution or through consent of the States.[8]

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They literally tried that exact thing about 150 years ago. Got waaaaaaaay more than 50%+ on the ballot. Did not turn out well for them, lol. Why in the frick would they think that it would work out any differently now with just Texas alone? Couple hundred r-slurs would go to ADX Florence, and Texas would briefly become a territory (guaranteeing dems presidency, yes). Great plan!

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Why in the frick would they think that it would work out any differently now with just Texas alone?

Because Texas schools teach Texas exceptionalism and Texans drink that shit up like Bud Light at a tailgate. They believe their own hype, and are basically detached from reality in a lot of ways.

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I do like seeing people take pride in their state I don’t think there is enough of that these days


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What are you talking about?

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Oh yeah, nothing wrong with the Texas Power Grid…

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Fun fact: Texas was one of 14 states that had heck-freezing-over blackouts that week

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by allah i will praise jesus if this comes to pass.

i don't give a shit if the rest of the us falls you r-slurs WILL NOT MAKE ME WATCH BUZZ LIGHTYEAR MAN KISS ANOTHER DUDE

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This isn't the boogaloo I was expecting, but if Texas actually tries to secede it'll be the boog we get.

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they do it every couple of years

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It's not usually a plank in the GOP set policy though, it's usually just some crank who introduces a bill that dies in committee.

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This doesn't look different from before. They did similar shit last year according to the article.

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It’s a fantasy hour for Texans owing Libs and libs jerking off at getting to murder Texans for questioning authority

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Fricking butt-sucking goblins keep your dumpster-fire dead website which is a sorry excuse for an abuser in competition with the biggest abuser of all—reddit—; that’s all this is, a painfully despicable shot at usurping reddit as the principle toxic internet forum; keep dreaming bug-brains, you’re just a woodlouse trying to take the corner from the fricking centipede. Not even reddit would have banned me for this. But no, they are evolved here because they don’t delete posts... what a piling load of fricking horseshit this is. There is no way to have a fair forum in this world, and it’s the complacency of the majority that keeps it that way—the majority like sucking dirty butthole, let them then.

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