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[๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜] My puppy chewed up my $3,800 hand carved coffee table i had shipped from Japan.

https://old.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/vgyuyy/my_puppy_chewed_up_my_3800_hand_carved_coffee?sort=controversial

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This. Must be ur first time OP, not too sure what else one could possibly have expected lol (5463)

Op isn't a moron. Don't be so harsh. (-67)

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Puppies need chew toys when they are teething. If you donโ€™t give them something, they will find a way on their own. (54)

he has plenty of chew toys and bones (-67)

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why on earth would you get a puppy if you were worried about your furniture?sincerely, someone who got a puppy (and a kitten) last year and is mourning the furniture. (506)

So you admit you didnโ€™t realize how much they damaged your furniture until you got them? (-39)

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First of all let me start by saying what everyone is thinking after reading that, โ€œyou are stupidโ€. Now that itโ€™s out of the way, what weโ€™re you thinking? Are you any kind of animal enthusiast or maybe a hobbyist animal or dog lover? You know that some dogs prefer sticks to most toys right? And what is this coffee table but a big pretty stick? On another note ur a douche bag buying an ugly butt tourist trap โ€œhand carvedโ€ table. Thereโ€™s a thousand American wood workers who could have made you this without batting an eyelash. Again youโ€™re an idiot. You bought an ugly butt over priced table. And to wrap up, rule number 1 with my canine brothersโ€ฆ be smarter than the dog. You forgot that he was a puppy or something. Was he not wearing his monocle?Idiot. (2)

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I mean he's made multiple reddit posts about it... (2)

Yup. Itโ€™s somewhat upsetting no matter what. But he has said multiple times that he doesnโ€™t blame the dogs and has never once said he was mad. He even said โ€œI canโ€™t be mad, theyโ€™re too cuteโ€.Why do you want to be mad at something so badly? (-1)

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I hope Iโ€™m not being rude hereโ€ฆ but this isnโ€™t infuriating to me, because this is 100% your fault. You put a puppy in the same house as an expensive table; wtf did you think was going to happen? Iโ€™m not going to be furious, because this only happened because you did something dumb. (1)

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Dog was doing her a favor lol

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of course you defend the dog :marseysigh:

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Gotta groom them while they're still young.

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Based puppy destroying the shitty overpriced weeb table she got scammed into buying.

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She is a guy

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Darn so I guess makeup s*x is out of the question :marseythonk:

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:#marseyyikes:

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Not with that attitude

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Lmao

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Bruh

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Heโ€™s not going to frick you.


:#marseyastronaut:

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Not?

:#marseysheepdog:

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People that spend this much on trash baffle me.

These are the people that show up on reddit claiming they live week to week on an 85k salary.

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Nice furniture tends to hold some value, it's not as bad as funk pops. If they're barely scraping by then this is of course an r-slured purchase but you don't know that.


:#marseytwerking:

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Holding value and ability to sell are very different things.

Very few people would waste money like this on a table.

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Wanting to have nice things isn't a problem if you can afford them. As long as your finances allow it I'd rather work an extra year to retire and live well than wallow in ikea furniture.


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Imagine spending that much on a table while being content having those awful basic b-word gray faux wood floors

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Also she has that trendy trim style that I like to call "lazy craftsman." It's square like craftsman style but they can't even be bothered to cut caps and fillets for the doors and windows, or make separate plinth blocks. It's just putting 1x4s up against your walls at that point

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based and finish carpentry pilled

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ceramic faux wood is in right now

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Definitely what I would want to get right now if I was getting floors.

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>Take some wood powder from a place you wouldn't notice, like underneath a drawer, mix that with a high quality and stain-able glue, you mix another smaller batch the same way but you add a very small amount of gray paint and brush it in to mimic the darker side of the grain, strip the finish back, restain, re-poly, out the door ๐Ÿ˜‚ I know Japanese culture imbraces imperfections to it would also work to cut back say 2 inches from the corner each way and craft a new corner with maybe a silver or gold merge strip between the original and the new corner

most knowledgabel carpenter

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You know this dude watched a 10 second long kintsugi gif and now thinks heโ€™s a master craftsman. Would probably dismember himself trying to use a planer lmao

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To be fair, this could easily be repaired. Just not by a redditor

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Unironically sanding it down seems to be the best option,but trying to cover up the screatches will look like shit, also probably needs ti have the whole thing re stained

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nig this shit aint stained

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Re-varnished*

My point still stands, theres no way this guy will match it so probably sanding down everything but the carved part and getting close enough is his best bet for color consistency

Also he could use a planer on the top and not a sander but i have no clue how deep these scratches are

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:#marseythroatsinging:

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Kinda racist snappy

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Literally costs more than all of the furniture in my apartment

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t. :#marseywagie:

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ALOT of foid on foid bullying so far!

As an ALLY i will offer support and respect ๐Ÿ™.

I hope her wee pupper learns to be nicer with her furniture and she can live a happy and prosperous life :marje:

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She is a guy

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Not for u to decide!!1!

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Ummm, buy another one? Not sure what the problem is here, unless OP is poor.

Jay-Z once said, โ€œif you canโ€™t buy it twice, then you canโ€™t afford it.โ€ So buy the table again, unless youโ€™re a broke b-word.

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Extremely american and reddit post

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what?

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b-word

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:marseyshrug:

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known furniture importer

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Oh yeah true. I wouldn't let my dog near it, I put it on a shelf. Because I'm not a tard.

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Not at all worth 3.8k lol. You can get similar for 1.5k.


This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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Lmao get fricked weeb

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@HeyMoon i think your average angriness is vroken

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You should need a license to own a dog, and ban emotional support ones. Unless your dog is for blindness you shouldnโ€™t own one. Honestly every dog in the world should be immediately fixed. Even then it should be a gentle chill dog like a bloodhound.

It may not look like much, but this is what peak canine genetics looks like:

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What a shitty wooden table the doors on the properties I let to renties has higher quality wood than that.

Maybe I should just replace all the doors with free flow door curtains and turn my wooden doors into top quality tables with soy art. :marseymerchant:

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lol weeb

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Idk stuff gets worn, and there's a funny story behind it to remember even when the dog is much older. Weird thing to get mad about lol

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You missed the comment screaming at op for not using that money to help the less fortunate


:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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Thia looks fixavle with sandpaper, patience and varnish, maybe a new glass top

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Coffee tables are for boomers and nerds

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4k for that?

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That thing is ugly af so puppy did him a favor.


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