woman so useless at work, no one noticed she died

Son fails to blame himself for not talking to his mother every day like a good son would

So companies are supposed to act like parents for adults and nose into their lives???

A different version of this story is "employer only called because my mom stopped showing up for work ugh #frickcapitalism"

I mean, I worked for a company that had one of the sales guys just start working at another company and it took like 3 months before anyone noticed. So for that 3 months he was pulling double pay, which was hilarious.

i call my mom every day that way i dont accidentally find her week-old rotting body

lol

>micromanaged

>can disappear for 5 days and no one notice

These people know nothing

Me at work lmao

"WHY COULDN'T YOU SAVE MY MOM JUST CALL HER EMERGENCY CONTACTS GRRRRRRR!!!!!"

"bro i just assumed she quit not a big deal. also stop trauma dumping?"

She addressed that, said they didn't usually talk during the week because they are all busy with work.

These zoomer nonsensical excuses drive me up a wall.

Finding my mom rotting corpse would be a nightmarish experience, however i'm a good son and i speak to her daily so that shit would never happen

Darn, when my dad died his company started hitting us up on day 2 of him not showing up or answering his phone. Like just be valuable to the company.

i hate antiwork but i really hate healthcare too idk whos side to be on here

Taking it as true for the moment:

I thought the worst thing an employer could do was infringe on their employee's home life.

If braindead aunt beetus actually did exist and had decided to just blow them off, the losers at AW would be up in arms about the company trying to contact them. "Frickimg Heck man, what else do I have to do to make it clear I want nothing more to do with you CHUDs?"

I wonder if the mom was still paid during that time? Pretty good deal to not be noticed so much that you can just stop showing up

This is a story of how i learned about the meaning of life... by pooping violently on my bathroom.

It was summer of 2021, i went out with some friends when suddenly my stomach felt a ripping pain on my sides, i had quickly realized that i ate too much watermelon the evening and that caused the pain, it was about time we walked home and i walked as fast as i could.

Once i got home i threw everything i had, keys, bags, clothes, and ran to the bathroom, once i sat on the potty seat, my butthole started immediately spraying my poop for a short while, then i felt an agonizing pain on my butt, as if it was blocked, the pain was so bad that I started crying, and then..., something happened, a blessing from the lord, a huge disgusting red plump of shit, with yogurt like texture and solid feel fell with force off my butt and landing into the water like a asteroid of shit, a shitsteroid, a poomet, it was a beautiful feeling, i felt free, more than ever before, then i realized that life always works like that, if you want to thrive in life you must go through hard work, pain and patience

i want to thank my dumbass for eating too much watermelon and teaching me this lesson, god bless...

Snapshots:

• undelete.pullpush.io

• archive.org

• archive.ph (click to archive)

• ghostarchive.org (click to archive)

>The mission valley building off the 8 freeway probably still has my squidward funko pop sitting at an empty desk

ohhhhh noooooo not my funko pop!!!!!!

She was a registered nurse and accidentally overdosed insulin?

Overdosing on insulin gotta be the lamest way to overdose