https://twitter.com/TSA_Northeast/status/1539668938916651008
Display of oversized liquids, gels and aerosols that travelers had in their carry-on bags at the β¦@SyracuseAirportβ© @TSA Checkpoint in a 3-day span. The limit for liquids through a checkpoint is 3.4 oz. pic.twitter.com/Fan95TLrLy
— Lisa Farbstein, TSA Spokesperson (@TSA_Northeast) June 22, 2022
Makes me feel safer already knowing there's not a chance some ISIS peanut butter or a Taliban snow globe makes it onto my next flight
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ive accidentally flown with knives at least 3 times and no one noticed but they get my conditioner everytime
Secured my spot as a top 100 most memorable rdrama poster
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I honestly thought pocket knives were exempt for a few years because I carried one everywhere and still got on planes just fine...
TSA finally found it and thought I was joking when I was like "Wait that's illegal?"
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Apparently TSA failed their tests and let like 97% of illegal weapons through security. But I saw that stat on reddit so it's probably fake because TSA is basically ACAB
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I thought it was like 85% but I do recall seeing. It was a DOJ test I think?
Looked it up, 95% and DHS
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lmao such a fricking useless security theater it's unreal
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It's way worse than useless, tho.
Every hour of every day, literally thousands of well-above-median productivity Americans are busy packaging their pottyries in mini bottles and plastic baggies, or standing in line, waiting to take off their belt and shoes, or getting to the airport 90 minutes early... when you tally up all of the economic activity that those passengers are not contributing, it's actually a massive economic cost. It would be way better for the economy to just pay all the TSA agents to stay home. Especially since literally the only reason 9/11 worked was because everyone had been told to cooperate with terrorists and they'll hand you over to the authorities once they get their ransom money...
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Also small plastic bottles and travel size containers are terrible for the environment. The TSA is directly responsible for thousands of tons of plastic waste a year. In the UK alone travel sized plastic containers constituted 980 tons of waste dumped.
https://www.directlinegroup.co.uk/en/news/brand-news/2018/plastic-waste--980-tonnes-of-travel-sized-products-are-dumped-ev.html
Our goal should be to get green activists and people like AOC on their asses. Frick the TSA.
Also they dropped and broke my expensive butt work thinkpad 2 years ago. I hate them so much.
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No its not useless, it lowers the unemployment number!
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No, honestly, frick the TSA. It was created by the government as a way to employ fat black women and middle aged white guys who got fired from McWagies.
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They recently confiscated my 1-inch long "manicure" pocketknife. It's only sharpened for <half an inch. A fricking aluminum can ripped in half would easily do more damage than this "knife."
The TSA is the most useless security force in the world. They should all cram themselves into their worthless x-ray machines and kill themselves.
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Same shit happened to my friend with a knife I got her on a trip. Randomly stopped her after sheβs been flying with it for 2 years.
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Cuz ur white lmao
Literally, no cap
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It was a Leatherman I like to use for camping so... Aggressively white tbh
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I know border control isnβt TSA but someone who isnβt me has brought a π« into Canada and back a few times.
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The virgin "nervous flying through security" vs the Chad "taking my gun for a walk"
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could have taken over Canada
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Didn't undercover agents successfully get 97% of weapons, drugs etc past TSA?
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They care more about bombs than they do about knives but would never let that get out publicly. A bomb can wreck a plane but with a knife you'll get mobbed by passengers and the cockpit's now locked up.
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I walked in with my working clothes on a flight. They took my shaving cream but ignored my knifes at the hips
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I had a friend get a box cutter through, they went through his bag and only took the waterbottle he forgot about.
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amazing, first kinda funny post that I donβt get automatically enraged at on Twitter and they go right back to their programming
Yeah man, they donβt let you take an AR on the plane either
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Its more of being a captive consumer. Cant bring water bottle gotta buy it at airport
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Lighten up. Iβm pro-gun and I thought it was funny. Take it from my cold dead hands though
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Not as a carry-on, anyway. You're free to have it in your checked luggage.
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Funny way of saying β100mlβ fatc*nts.
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12>1>3>1760
10>1>100>1000
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You understand that you can just pick a unit of each measure and it works exactly like metric right? You could use kilo-inches if you want. Europoors measures are just simple because they only have one of each metric.
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I have never gone through TSA without drugs on me. Good thing they found these bottles though.
Also:
every time
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Think of all those poor dogs they saved by confiscating that jar of peanut butter.
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Frick me, they actually confiscated my peanut butter once.
I was home for Christmas and my parents got me this white chocolate flavored peanut butter. Basically candy. It was factory sealed.
Confiscated for being "a liquid".
Frick the TSA.
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Same energy as butterknoife confiscation pics from the British police. I fricking hate these people.
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Snapshots:
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
ghostarchive.org (click to archive)
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That's right, no flying with ThAt sort of contraband. Snappy the TSA agent will ground u!
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The airport in New Orleans has a great wall of seized guns, which I found very amusing. You could sort them into a few categories of how they ended up going through security
Taurus curve, SCCY garbage guns, Bersa Thunder .380, Shield 9mm
Full size Kimber 1911, 5-shot S&W, .22 Derringer
Ruger P-series, S&W Sigma 9mm, Raven Arms .22, poly80 Glock wit da stendo
FEG PPK copy
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Hasn't that stupidity fricked off yet?
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Not until you re-elect President DeSantis to his 3rd term.
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Didn't undercover agents successfully get 97% of weapons, drugs etc past TSA?
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I bet they dug thru the trash for that. I always bring oversized shit thru tsa, no one fricking cares.
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I just went through security. My backpack with a bunch of hand tools didn't even get a cursory check, while they went to run some tests on a baby bottle full of clear liquid from some yuppie family
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I feel safer knowing nobody in the plane is carrying an extra large bottle of lemon juice.
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You could get on an airplane with a single serving size thing of peanut butter and leave a thin layer on all the armrests and probably kill some poor bastard! TSA needs to tighten these rules.
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