This would be a good moment to remind new readers that the 2nd Amendment has nothing to do with gun ownership, private or otherwise.
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) June 23, 2022
The constitution and the amendments teem with property references. Yet, the word "own" is not in the 2A - nor is any synonym.
I have no actual drama but this is such a brainlet take I have to post it, I'm sorry
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Olbermann is right. For the 2A to be legit, every gun owner must subscribe to a militia.
I hereby establish the Marsey Militia. Our well regulated rules are in the sidebar.
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Unironically, make a hole for it. Or get the mods to make a badge for volunteers.
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We don't even need guns, just cute orange pattern cats. We'd only be a danger to the 40ish % that are already comitting violence against the most vulnerable members of society.
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Best I can do is a profile update. ^ ^ ^
/hole might be too much, but badges are a good idea. How should a willing member signify that (((they))) are part of the Marsey Militia?
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Make me a Rear Admiral
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best i can do is a yeothey
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Add a new emblem (similar to what house you are a part of) next to you're name. My vote would be fore a fat tacticool Marsey.
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Donβt call it a new House though or C will pop a blood vessel.
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Gun owner badge
Username on a piece of paper with at least 7 guns
(One for each hand and foot + mouth + peepee + spare)
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First they want to pack the court, now they want to dissolve it. Pick one, r-slurs
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*shruff* *shruff* *shruff*
I hear this Marsey every time I post it.
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hawt
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DDR seriously broke that guy. His takes 20 years ago were sometimes pretty out there for MSM types but this is one of the most r-slurred things I've ever read.
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Just say you don't like guns. Don't try to "gotcha" your way into changing people's minds with your sneaky word switcheroo
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Yeah I at least respect people who just straight up say they want to repeal the 2nd Amendment and ban guns. Stop beating around the bush and come out with it.
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The amount of effort put into analyzing one sentence (the meaning of which is literally impossible to prove for certain) rather than just speaking your own opinions is completely r-slurred.
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What is a woman?
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Yeh bear arms actually means give birth to guns. Founding fathers were anti-abortion chuds confirmed.
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Isn't "keep" a synonym of "own"?
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not in the next update of websters, you fricking bigot.
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Eh, if you wanted to be a pedant you could argue that it's more along the lines of storing or possessing, not owning, but it's such a pathetic stretch it's ridiculous.
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I desperately want to see some rightoids apply this same level of semantic hair-splitting and watch Keith flip the frick out over it.
"Ummm ackshually the Constitution never specifically says anyone has a right to vote by mail so we can just say that's illegal."
"REEEEEEEEEEE!"
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The Constitution actually doesn't protect your right to vote. One amendment prevented you from discriminating based on race, and another based on s*x, but any other reason is technically fair game.
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Factcheck: This claim is 100% true.
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Apparently not according to galaxy-brain Keith here.
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the replies and QTs have plenty of drama. anyway, someone coping, seething, and sneeding in public like this always counts as drama
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I agree letβs dissolve the court and instantly remove roe v wade, brown v board of education, right to legal counsel, etc.
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I get fricked in the butt on the daily, I already need to wear diapers. My first one is on the way I'm so excited!
Snapshots:
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archive.ph (click to archive)
ghostarchive.org (click to archive)
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The man has had his head up his 'tarded mussy for years
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Bruh, what the frick does he think "keep and bear" means then smdh
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Look that's just the current leftoid way of thinking, words don't mean what they mean anymore. Keep doesn't mean own, defund the police actually means fund them, believe women means sometimes, and woman means nothing at all.
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