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Celebration sub seems to actually be working - post your favourite bits of :marseybaited: redditors :marseythumbsup:

https://old.reddit.com/r/RoevWadeCelebration/comments/vk8pwm/this_makes_me_sick_i_dont_care_that_trans_girls?sort=controversial

Linked post is one of ours, if you couldn't tell (she even shills the sub elsewhere larping as outraged lib - which is how you shill shit like this, take notes :marseynotes:), but there's plenty of organic seethe coming now.

I'm too lazy to do all the work for you, so add your favourite comment threads thus far and I'll edit the post to include them.

Country Club because still nobody seems to have caught on. Or if they have - they aren't making it clear. Maybe it's a good thing that my attempt to get SRDines in didn't work yesterday (their autojanny cucked me) :marseyshrug:


So, onto links:

Most Devout Catholic vs Least Devout Protestant: from @HeyMoon

Plug for a meme getting flamed plus a particularly great lolcow and a post to soy up from @Wuzizname

Surprisingly self aware lolcow from @Vultures:

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An amazing future snappypasta that has already made rounds on the site from @HeyMoon:

>frick u goddarn bible beaters. you fricking uneducated white men who will never be pregnant. u men without a uterus who still think its ok to live in the 1950s and have complete fricking control over women who struggle every single fricking day. you will never know what its like. babies will be born into families where they will not not be fricking loved, where they will be abused, and hated. where they will not be fricking fed because the mom is working 3 minimum wage jobs trying to support her family of 5+ kids while her husband is completely nonexistent in her life. r*pe and incest victims will have to birth their male feminists (AND FAMILY MEMBER'S) babies. imagine being fricking violated by your uncle, grandfather, father figure, or an assaulter and having to LIVE with your baby having the same features as them. IMAGINE being a 12 year old girl who gets pregnant via r*pe. she CANNOT DO ANYTHING. she will have to go through with a live birth that her tiny body is not capable of undergoing. this will RUIN fricking lives everywhere. women everywhere will fricking die. babies everywhere will fricking die. "prolife" MY FRICKING BUTT. ur just pro taking away women's rights because if you were ACTUALLY FRICKING PRO LIFE, you would CARE about the women that will SUFFER from your fricking incompetence. you would care about the thousands of babies that will be born with startling birth defects that will render them completely incapable to live BECAUSE DOCTORS CANT RECOMMEND A FRICKING ABORTION. conjoined twins, progeria, edwards syndrome, congenital heart defects, neural tube defects, haemoglobin disorders, Down’s syndrome-- trisomy 21-- and glucose-6-phosphate dehydrogenase deficiency. i can fricking bet none of you "pro lifers" know what any of those mean because youre so fricking uneducated yet you cant take a second out of your precious time to do a quick google search. take my post down. go on. be the cowards you are. "youre mad" yes. I AM MAD. because my fricking rights as a woman are being taken away. KEEP YOUR FRICKING LAWS OFF MY BODY.

Literal shitpost, lol from @HeyMoon

Waiting for others to actually link shit instead of screenshotting. Some people here have clearly spent too much time on chans or some shit...


PS. This is about baiting people and laughing at the ones you managed to bait. If you want to circlejerk about foids bad or something - go to one of 50 other threads on the subject. Merci.

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If you have any suggestions for the sub, want mod, or have something sticked, hmu

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I made 2 new accounts yesterday and they got password-locked as soon as I tried getting them back into larger subreddits.

I'll try again later today and see if the same happens for this one.

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Yeah, why the frick are you locking threads on A BAIT SUB ffs.

https://old.reddit.com/r/RoevWadeCelebration/comments/vk2oyj/frick_all_of_u/?sort=controversial

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any better ideas on how to keep up the appearance of a shitty pro-life sub besides letting pro-choices spam it?

open for suggestions

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Letting them spam it is good, we want their freakouts. Just remove clearly reddit-banned shit, there's no reason to be that subtle there.

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fair enough, I wont lock anything else

how do actual jannies do this shit for these bug subreddits everyday lmao

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Yeah, I did it for like a week on superstraight and I was spent, lol. Frick that shit. You either have to be severely neurodivergent or truly believe that what you're doing is making the world a better place or something. To do it on a bunch of subs - you probably have to be both, lol.

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reddit is full of both

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sunday bible reading session would surely up the seethe

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I'm guessing to appear more 'subtle' ?

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Look forward to vexilte's follow-up, hopefully in the sub!

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follow up: β€œAll I’m asking is to not see the reddit, I want it hidden from my search results. Im a failed abortion that doesn’t want to see people celebrating how great it is that safe abortions are being outlawed. Your sub is a reminder of how much pain I get to suffer daily and how many others like me will now be born”

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Woah that took an unexpectedly sad turn.

In an earlier post, someone else also suggested that self-hatred was at the source of the disgust at the anti-abortion ruling, but xe was a train, so I didn't really take it seriously.

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It is actually sad but honestly, this person should just log off for a few days because everyone’s only going to be talking about abortion.

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And take up exercise and potentially lose weight. All good stuff.

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"And stop being such a lazy, entitled b-word."

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Woah that took an unexpectedly sad turn.

You believed that?

:marseyshrug:

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I believe some people are sad cases yup. That's why suicide is attempted by so many.

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pls report lulzkilling comments and posts as well as chudposts pls and thx

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Holy sperg lol


This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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which one of you losers is this? tell me so I can grass you

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I assume we got linked to from some rightoid place, tbh. Too many upvotes on some of the posts to be coming from here - our userbase currently sucks at brigading...

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A lot of us have just sworn off Reddit altogether

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Yea I pretty much just use my account reportmaxx

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Yea my last account was shadowbanned and I was using reddit less and less anyway so πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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No we just get gigajannied, you need to anomize the outbound links to reddit, there are services that do this i think anonymize.es.

Also if you could print reddit accounts or i could colab with you (i am a top botter) that would help too

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THIS IS AN AMERICAN FORUM WE SPEAK THE AMERICAN LANGUAGE.

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removed king.

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Add an auto jannie config for known chud words and rdrama lingo

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this is a good point...

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If I'm not wrong, AJ can even auto remove comments from users that have those words in their username lol

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zoz

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zle

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zozzle

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:#marseydoubtit:

He sounds like your average Q-tard MAGA chud.

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He got suspended already :marseywholesome:

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ban that person from the subreddit

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:marseychefkiss:

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Leave it in CC, Reddit badmins banned all my mirror urls from the post the other day so they’re watching

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Yeah, that's the plan until we're officially called out by AHS or something (at which point - :marseyshrug:)

PS. I told you it was a bad idea :marseysmug:

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I think it might have coincided with the TiA/SJiA bans too since it definitely wasn’t the first time I’ve listed them lol but oh well I’ve already bought replacements :marseyseethe:

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Be curious to know if they get affected too if they automated their processes more now.

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Nope the new ones aren't banned so it appears that they didn't automate shit lmao

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:marseythumbsup:

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Uh oh, they better be careful browsing this site. It might radicalize them and cause rapid onset dramautism. They'll go from seething and sneeding to lmaoing and bussy busting. Not /u/chtorrr though. I don't think anything could crack that wet blanket's grinch exterior.

:marseybooba: :!marseychtorrr:

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Cassidy just needs to be thrown face down in the dirt and be plowed anally by a gang of chuds. Deep down, it's what she wants.

:#marseywall:

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Yeah when I saw that post I was wondering if you knew what you were doing, because I distinctly recall Aevann stressing that you should NOT post ALL mirrors in public or they will be exhausted quickly.

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He did? I've posted the whole list on one of his threads and elsewhere many times but oh well it's pretty inconsequential to lose the mirrors for confirmation that the badmins are watching :marseyseethe:

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what else can be expected from a dumb singaporean otter

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Everyone told you that that was going to happen you r-slur

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It’s only $1.50 sweaty calm down

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That's like 150 pennies

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841396220457017.webp

:#marseyrage:

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This is antisemitism

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Can't they just make their bot simply go the URL and see what it redirects to automatically? Then we wouldn't be able to use any mirrors.

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They could do that and also measures like banning the rdrama keyword (it's still not banned as of now lol) but they're very much lacking when it comes to the technical department :marseyretard3:

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:#marseyfedpostglow:

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I had this nagging thought posting that list was an interesting test.

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A mod called "landlordEnjoyer".

:marseyquestion:

Another mod: "SnappyReborn - Christian Extremist"

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Hey, it's working. The amount of redditors that would get the references is about 0.01%. I've ceased expecting our people to be subtle. Just try not to yell "dude bussy lmao" in comments and I'm happy :marseyinabox:

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I resist even voting because I don't want to lose my remaining account :marseysulk:

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Voting is fine, lol. You're being paranoid...

:#marseycheerup:

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I got my 10 year old main account 1040’d by reportmaxxing a :bardfinn: comment. It had never even had a single profanity posted on it. You could have mistaken it for Ned Flanders Reddit. 100% jannies are janning for wrongthink updooterinos.

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Reportmaxxing is very different from just voting. Reddit very briefly tried to send warnings for upvoting wrongthink about two years ago, but they quickly abandoned that when even regular redditors got up in arms over something this r-slurred.

These are different issues :marseyshrug:

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Ah didn't know they uturned on that.

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Pretty cringe bro to have a "main" reddit account. :marseyneat:

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The point of the comment was literally that I no longer have a functional :marseysnoo: account

:#marseyspecial:

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Doesn't undo the last 10 years of cringe.

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:#marseysneed:

What are you gonna do about it yt boy?

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Shut the frick up pinkoid.

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🚨Bard bot (near miss) alert!🚨

I'll let it slide this time, but I'm watching you...

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I only participate on my alts lol

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I think for a lot of people not being subtle is part of the fun

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I don't use reddit but here's a bait idea if anyone wants to try: we could appropriate BLM as Baby Lives Matter and post photoshopped BLM merchandise to promote it as Baby Lives Matter

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good idea, i think it could get some traction. you should make a post about this, not a comment

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I would rather drool on myself and eat crayons that take it in the butt by another dude

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If you want both you can just join the marines

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When you do both, it's just called being in the Marines.

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Funny how the l’oids are suddenly able to define what a woman is

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The terves banned abortion so that women could walk again

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This guy is a massive lolcow:

https://reddit.com/user/manbearshrimp/

Also selfless plug of my post that’s getting flamed by baby killers.

https://old.reddit.com/r/RoevWadeCelebration/comments/vjrxik/praise_jesus_the_unborn_can_celebrate_now/?sort=controversial

Some talking points

Will YOU adopted all those unwanted babies?

There are literally millions of LGBTQIA2S++ couples who have been on waiting lists for years who would love to adopt a child.

Women will just go back to using coat hangers

We’ve had medically assisted coat hangers for 50 years if the thought of a woman scraping a baby out of herself with a coat hanger makes you feel wrong that’s what we’ve been paying doctors to do.

But Jesus said / the Bible says

Frick off atheist meme edgelord who has no right to tell any Christian how to interpret Christian faith after being a fedora wearing Christ hating edgelord for years.

Please up soy this post : https://old.reddit.com/r/RoevWadeCelebration/comments/vkfw4t/ive_been_crying_with_my_partner_in_joy_since_the/?sort=controversial

God bless and don’t forget we still need to fight for those babies!

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I honestly just say they are taking the Boble verses out of context and it makes them seethe lol

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remember; drama is a centrist alignment

make fun of everyone who takes politics seriously

:#marseyreading::#marseybigbrain:

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Half of the people there are unironic rightoids :marseyyikes:

Case in point

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Yeah, whoever jannies that place (I recognise @HeyMoon, not sure about others) should probably remove shit like this, or the sub will get y'alled too quickly.

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Trying to removing crude chud shit but I’m

not going to spend too much time playing janny lmao

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It's not a game! Jannying is serious business dontcha know!??

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A janitors duty never ends :rdramajanny:

(Ill get it in a bit)

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That account is already suspended so the sub is very likely on giga janny radar at this point

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Yeah just report it and we'll get to it

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frick u goddarn bible beaters. you fricking uneducated white men who will never be pregnant. u men without a uterus who still think its ok to live in the 1950s and have complete fricking control over women who struggle every single fricking day. you will never know what its like. babies will be born into families where they will not not be fricking loved, where they will be abused, and hated. where they will not be fricking fed because the mom is working 3 minimum wage jobs trying to support her family of 5+ kids while her husband is completely nonexistent in her life. r*pe and incest victims will have to birth their male feminists (AND FAMILY MEMBER'S) babies. imagine being fricking violated by your uncle, grandfather, father figure, or an assaulter and having to LIVE with your baby having the same features as them. IMAGINE being a 12 year old girl who gets pregnant via r*pe. she CANNOT DO ANYTHING. she will have to go through with a live birth that her tiny body is not capable of undergoing. this will RUIN fricking lives everywhere. women everywhere will fricking die. babies everywhere will fricking die. "prolife" MY FRICKING BUTT. ur just pro taking away women's rights because if you were ACTUALLY FRICKING PRO LIFE, you would CARE about the women that will SUFFER from your fricking incompetence. you would care about the thousands of babies that will be born with startling birth defects that will render them completely incapable to live BECAUSE DOCTORS CANT RECOMMEND A FRICKING ABORTION. conjoined twins, progeria, edwards syndrome, congenital heart defects, neural tube defects, haemoglobin disorders, Down’s syndrome-- trisomy 21-- and glucose-6-phosphate dehydrogenase deficiency. i can fricking bet none of you "pro lifers" know what any of those mean because youre so fricking uneducated yet you cant take a second out of your precious time to do a quick google search. take my post down. go on. be the cowards you are. "youre mad" yes. I AM MAD. because my fricking rights as a woman are being taken away. KEEP YOUR FRICKING LAWS OFF MY BODY.

https://old.reddit.com/r/RoevWadeCelebration/comments/vk2oyj/frick_all_of_u?sort=controversial

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I fricking LOVE how you can act like an r-slur in response to a :marseylongpost: and they STILL eat it up

https://old.reddit.com/r/RoevWadeCelebration/comments/vjttrf/i_cant_wait/idl2nmc/?sort=controversial

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Hmm, assuming that r-slur's line about not having exceptions for r*pe is true, I can see a line of trolling (which side idk) around incels going to that state to forcibly pass on their genes.

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OUT!

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Someone link to /r/awfuleverything or something.

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I gotta shoutout whichever one of you is belaymoon. :marseygivecrown:

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Thats me lol, I did a lot of trolling on that account when the announcement first dropped a month ago

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Literal shitpost:

God cares so deeply about unborn, unfeeling fetuses, but he doesn’t care about poor children that he smites with diarrhea every year. Do you care for them? These born, feeling children, with consciousness and relationships that matter. God annually smites 500,000, killing them with diarrhea. Death by dehydration from unstoppable bowel movements. Where is your protest to save them? Where is your concern for those children of god? You believe god cares about unborn fetuses and yet has no concern over killing millions of children with diarrhea? Diarrhea is one of the greatest killers of BORN infants, and yet I see no one advocating to sent antibiotics to africa, to invest in solving that crises. Why are the unborn, unfeeling more important than the born? Why does a god that allegedly cares about unfeeling fetuses, murder hundreds of thousands of conscious children with diarrhea every year? Diarrhea. Your god murders children with diarrhea and you fight to save unconscious fetuses.

https://old.reddit.com/r/RoevWadeCelebration/comments/vkafd7/500000_children_die_from_diarrhea_annually_where/?sort=controversial

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That's a month old, lol

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:#marseywut2:

Snapshots:

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This sub is a heater


This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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Didn't seem to work in there and you'll get y'alled in /r/politics within seconds with that :marseyshrug:

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I have a relatively sanitized account that I could use to try and subtly post the sub to places like klandma or topmindsofreddit but it's kinda hard to make it seem a legit sub when half the posts are completely unsubtle shit like this lmao.

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Foids bad lol :boomermonster:

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I'm all for coke'n and joken fellas, but let's not bring our girl Casey into this.

https://old.reddit.com/r/RoevWadeCelebration/comments/vkjytz/america_the_left_wants_murdering_children_for/?sort=controversial

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>I’ve been having PMS this past few days

When the baitors get baited

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Lolcow alert /u/Dismal_Landscape2895

This guy is big mad and even posting about us elsewhere. Could be one of us but I don't think so

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They like to capitalize random words a lot.

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gr8 b8 m8

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/u/hectordante is a mighty fine lolcow, holy shit

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OMG are you seriously that STUPID?????

I've had good friend commit suicide because her STEP-FATHER r*ped har because her own mother wouldn't laet her get an abortion. She rather die than bring a monster's child into the world. She was a good student and was planning to be an architect.

So you rather have a male feminist impregnate a girl/woman rather than be protected and grow into a beautiful human being?

I really hope no one you know ever has to go through with that.

All you are doing is punishing those already inexistance to make you feel better about yourselves for a brief moment? Who is protecting Those ALREADY alive and breathing?

It will always be easy to fight for those who don't have a voice yet. What are you doing to help those who have a voive that you choose to ignore? Are you personally going to make sure the woman who is carrying the baby has a roof over head, food in her stomach, her safety, the prenatal care and medical she will need, be her friend when she ceeks like a bloated hippo? Of course not! Because that means you are having to pay actual money to help someone else and participate in what you areforcing someone to deal with becUse you know better.

FYI, taxes REALLY don't help these pregnant women. Bet NONE of you ever worked or volunteered in a woman's shelter. Before you force your opinions like you are, you really need to visit the folks you are impacting.

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