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[MySpace music] Andrew Landon: grifter, hacker, emo

TLDR: back when we were all emo in the mid-2000's, there was a myspace user who was incredibly good at stealing musicians' MP3 files, taking down accounts, and uploading their songs to his own account. He never showed his face and likely never made a live appearance. He sold t-shirts and booked fake shows. I'm pretty sure he even faked having heart surgery to get donations. Meanwhile, independent musicians floundered when their profiles were removed and fans attacked them. One successful musician affected by him is Noah Gundersen.

† - Some of my sources are "trust me bro, I saw the video/post/myspace before it was taken down."

* - I'm not saying it's good music, but there are a few enjoyable songs. Mostly though, it's very emo, and very MySpace.

#Background

Let me set the scene: it's 2008. You just messaged your myspace friend "rawr <3". your favorite emo-pop-punk song about cutting yourself is blasting on your iPod. Your parents are getting divorced. Your straightened bangs look fantastic.

But you have a tender side too. It's late and you're surfing myspace for something sentimental. Your indie friend has something interesting insta-playing on his profile: Undying Love by Andrew Landon. It's about a king drowning himself for love. You're hooked.

Here's some screenshots to give you a sampler of the drama:

#Andrew Landon

Back in the good ol' days of MySpace (around 2007 to 2011), Andrew Landon was an emo-acoustic heart throb. Except his music was stolen. And his face wasn't his face. And his name was probably a stage name.

He didn't steal music in the take another musician's idea and make it his own sense: the actual music files were ripped from one musician's page and uploaded it to his own with a new name. This guy uploaded dozens of independent musicians' mp3s as his own over 3 - 4 years. Songs with different styles, singers, recording qualities, and instrumentation were all claimed as his with no credit to producers, collaboraters, backup musicians, graphic designers etc.

There are 4 or 5 songs that he would eventually concede were not his, saying that he was hacked and framed. But the majority (30+ songs) were never disowned by him. For example, if you can stomach some questionable music, compare two Andrew Landon songs: "We Could Be In Love" and "Addicted". These are two VERY different songs by completely different musicians, but both were on his MySpace for months/years.

Several musicians spoke up on YouTube and MySpace about Andrew Landon stealing their music, but many of them were taken down quickly†. I reached out to one around 2008/09 (Stephen Dodge) and he seemed defeated when we spoke. When I asked why he stopped writing music, he said "some clown in Florida" kept stealing his songs†. I don't know if he was a master h4x0r or if everyone's password was "password," but accounts and youtube videos went down at an impressive rate†.

One of the surviving testimonies is from the singer of a band called "imadethismistake", claiming Andrew Landon uploaded an early version of his song "Staring Blindly Into A Dull Sunset" to Andrew Landon's page where it was retitled "She Looked Like Death.": Andrew Landon - She Looked Like Death imadethismistake Staring Blindly into a Dull Sunset

Here's a http://Last.fm post by the same guy: https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841363411808991.webp

(I actually still own one of imadethismistake's CDs. I don't listen to it.)

After this song had been on Landon's myspace for a over year, he suddenly claimed that someone had hacked his account and uploaded this song and a few others to frame him. Apparently his myspace had been held hostage by a myspace profile designer who... was mad at him or something, but who let him continue the rest of his business as usual.

He continued to upload different songs. He would claim that someone framed him once or twice more. When things got too hot, he would quit music for a little bit, but was always back a month later.

#Image and money

Landon didn't just steal music, he stole likenesses too. His most common images were of a MySpace-popular skateboarder (whose name I won't mention). This skateboarder uploaded a video of himself claiming Landon was stealing his photos†. Within a day, Landon had ripped this video and reuploaded it with much lower quality and dubbed over it to say that HIS photos were being stolen by the skateboarder. Here's the dub, the only video you'll actually find of "Andrew Landon" The original was taken down.

For most of this, I can't say how much he benefitted beyond ego. On the http://archive.org link above, you can see him trying selling CDs (featuring tracks he later disowned) "for cash only" through DMs. He also sold t-shirts.

He announced a few tours with ...pretty vague venue listings. No one ever saw him perform and there's certainly no videos of it.

At one point, he claimed he needed heart surgery and people donated money to the cause. Big if true, but bigger (and funnier) if not true.

#In the end, I don't think anything really happened.

He moved into spoken word stuff (with his REAL VOICE--same as the voice in the dubbed video). I think ONE musician (Noah Gundersen) took legal recourse, but that's it and I cannot find evidence of it. Like MySpace itself, he sort of just faded away around 2011 or 2012.

The moral? Be grateful but a little sad that your myspace profile got deleted and no one can see just how emo you were.


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This is now an emotionally distraught rock thread

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Here's some more 2000's rockcore:

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Get my :boomer: on

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Upmarsey if you're still Listening to Fuel in 2022

Music today is never as good as it was Sept 10th 2001

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Someone shared this gay porn with me and I think the bottom used to cut. Check out his left upper arm https://www.urgayporn.com/videos/15670/jack-randy-bare-anal-joy/#

I don’t have anything to add and didn’t read ur post but just observing

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Do gays just send each other porn or is this ‘tism?


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The comments on that "proof" video are great:

Jenna Vaughn 12 years ago

xD

If i believed in Love...

I would say:

HOL FAWK I FAWKING LUV YOU!!

But i dont believe in it so ou'll get this:

I FAWKING LIKE YOU,YOUR FAWKING AWESOME(:


Holly Rose 11 years ago

I believe you<3 :)

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Emo kids either transformed into normal people or went down the tumbler rabbit hole which is why the trans/furry/1000gender people have similar baby talk sounding language


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Literally call your ISP and ask them to disconnect your internet, r-slur cute twink. You're nothing but a shallow, fragile, inbred, BIPOC, communist, butt pirate. You enjoy sexual stimulation via rectal penetration. You belong in a zoo. You fantasise over the day a gorilla will r*pe you. Why don't you provide anything of value to anyone around you? It's because your hands are black, BIPOC.

Snapshots:

1 - A copypasta listing a few of the songs whose creators were identified:

2 - On Andrew landon "versions" of songs:

3 - a youtube description:

4 - on Landon's likeness:

5 - on heart surgery and dubbed videos:

WayBackMachine: Andrew Landon's MySpace in 2007:

"We Could Be In Love":

"Addicted":

Andrew Landon - She Looked Like Death imadethismistake Staring Blindly into a Dull Sunset:

http://Last.fm:

When things got too hot, he would quit music for a little bit:

Here's the dub, the only video you'll actually find of "Andrew Landon":

http://archive.org:

...pretty vague venue listings:

people donated money to the cause.:

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