Super Smash Bros pro player decapitates his own mother.

https://twitter.com/SatelliteSmash/status/1542707742703382534?t=0T5YlnvGRJNmqPZp7qiT5A&s=19

https://komonews.com/news/local/shoreline-man-arrested-accused-of-murdering-mother-in-apartment

https://www.start.gg/user/ec0d2d56

Participated in 112 tournaments apparently

https://www.start.gg/tournament/smashed-to-pieces-3/events/super-smash-bros-ultimate-singles/set/40730646

He also lost a game to @Genteelman @schitzocel

Hey at least she's not underage :marseyxd:

In Unrelated news I'm going to super smash con this year.

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Is it really necessary to ban him when he's going to spend the next forever in jail?

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what if the prison has a sweet switch setup with online

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He should be forced to only play brawl forever

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As a 3DDD main, I unironically love brawl.

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Trap sprung, nerd

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I miss Dedede chaingrabs. I still main him in Ultimate but he's not the same.

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What, you want Nintendo to just bring back chaingrabs without changing anything else? That's not how game design works, you have to make tradeoffs. Dedede's chaingrabs were too strong and Nintendo had to nerf him. Get over it and learn to play the new Dedede.

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I did learn how to play the new Dedede and I like him, I just think it would be cool if Dedede could still get someone to kill % off a single grab.

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Your opinion is garbage and you should feel bad.

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Dedede is cool and would be a more interesting top tier than "sword cute twink #12" or "combo monster skinsuit lady #7."

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You should feel bad about feeling strongly about a childrens "fighting" game

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Go outside.

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He'll be too busy getting his shit pushed in since criminals hate criminals who frick with kids or moms

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All weapons on, no Final Destination.

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Is it really necessary to jail him when he's been punished enough by the Smash Scene?

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Depends. Is he black because then that means we can still save him.

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Good to see that brutal murder is given the same punishment as being too flirty with the greasy bitches who hang around smash bros tournaments.

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Too flirty = sodomy with a 15 year old

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Happens to the best of us, did you see his skimpy shorts?

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they should have used this to promote an event.

come see if you can beat a deranged murderer in smash! make sure justice is done by destroying him (in game)!

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Burgers aren't really throwing anyone in prison right now it's just a precaution for whether or not he gets probation or house arrest

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