Super Smash Bros pro player decapitates his own mother.

https://twitter.com/SatelliteSmash/status/1542707742703382534?t=0T5YlnvGRJNmqPZp7qiT5A&s=19

https://komonews.com/news/local/shoreline-man-arrested-accused-of-murdering-mother-in-apartment

https://www.start.gg/user/ec0d2d56

Participated in 112 tournaments apparently

https://www.start.gg/tournament/smashed-to-pieces-3/events/super-smash-bros-ultimate-singles/set/40730646

He also lost a game to @Genteelman @schitzocel

Hey at least she's not underage :marseyxd:

In Unrelated news I'm going to super smash con this year.

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Average smash player wiki page (just missing sexual assult)

https://www.ssbwiki.com/Smasher:JK

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:#marsoy::#marseyhead:

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What the frick??

:#marseyworried:

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jesus I didnt think g*mer rage would ever top the russian kid that decapitated himself with a chainsaw

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>russian

>decapitated himself with a chainsaw

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fatality bro. wrong game bro.

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ShouldnΒ΄t have used a back-air while he was charging his f-smash

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At this point I think the Smash Bros playerbase killed more people than every other game playerbase combined.

In Unrelated news I'm going to super smash con this year.

![](/images/1656697171248832.webp) Please, spray every single one of those nerds with deodorant, thank you.

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At least it's not one I had ever heard of this time.

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Anything that isn't melee is a larp

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Its the only one not played exclusively by children

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Let's see Mommy tell me to get a real job.

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Gotta hear both sides

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why is it always washington?

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:#marseylaugh:

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I like how that guy is clearly a white nerd and hes just dropping the n-word.

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I'm going to super smash your mom and then decapitate her

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Another Smash Player taken off the streets. First it started off with grooming and now elevated to murder.

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I couldnt just go with one joke:

  • He leveled up

  • He did an up special on her

  • She asked him to shower

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The frick

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goomers

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FALCON PUNCH! FALCON PUNCH! FALCON PUNCH!

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The concerned neighbor also told deputies she heard screaming coming from the mother’s home at 2 a.m. the same morning, followed by a series of loud thumping sounds.

Probably should've called the cops right then instead of waiting until morning.

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By reading the first sentence I immediately just assumed "Smash Player (i.e. Male Feminist/Libertarian) does Smash Player things" yet again, but holy fricking shit. :#marseysweating:

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This event is shocking to everyone. It's normal to have a wide range of feelings - anything from fear/sadness to even relief.

imagine getting mogged by the smash scene :marseylaugh:

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Why is the Smash scene filled with so many degenerates?

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Childrens game

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You already know why. 80% of the top players id a degenerate 30 years old basement dwellers who only started to live like a human after the scene got some minor recognition in the last few years.

It’s literally is a closed inner circle of disgusting shithole that has been incubating for more than 20 years

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he was the one who answered the door when deputies arrived, even closing the door on them immediately before coming back out several minutes later.

Boldizsar admitted to knowing he was in violation of the court order when asked and told deputies Collins was at work, though he changed his story after they mentioned her car was still there.

Slickest murderer.

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:marseyspit: oh shit you meant it literally

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there's no pic of him? is he some random who

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Calm down. He is white.

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He was decently big in the Washington scene apparently.

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decently big in the Washington scene apparently

How many smash players are there in the Washington scene? I can't imagine more than 2 dozen.

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wtf when did competitive smash get that popular?

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It keeps growing, but everyone does their best to ignore their existence so if you're not part of it you won't hear about it. A significant part of the playerbase also doesn't really play anything else. Tournament organizers are happy to take their money and softly segregate them from the rest.

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there are plenty of :soyjakfront::marseynintendo: in Seattle

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thank god for the trigger warning! seeing plain text on a screen is extremely triggering.

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I didn't click the twitter link to see if it had more, but the first tweet doesn't even say what he did lmao

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I assumed matricide was common among professional g*mers

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Nintendo enthusiasts are notoriously violent towards women it's well documented. Trans lives matter.

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You're a fricking idiot who obviously knows nothing about the Nintendo community. The majority of us are respectful and decent people, and the few who aren't don't represent the rest of us. Your ignorant comment is offensive and just plain wrong.

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Get rekt chud @Wuzizname bet you don’t even believe that trans lives matter.


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You're an idiot and you're wrong.

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your bit is horribly unfunny

:#marseykys:

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At least I'm trying. You clearly have no sense of humor if you think my bit is unfunny. Maybe you should find a new hobby, like rocks or dirt.

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>says get new hobby

>spends time farming comment count on obscure homofascist website

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Please don't hurt your mother

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Don't tell me what to do, you idiot. Mind your own business.

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i agree kill your parents

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You're a sick individual and I hope you get the help you need.

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do it now

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I'm not your slave, so stop telling me what to do.

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Do you have an abuse fetish too? :marseynotes:


:#marseyastronaut:

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I'm not the one who's into asking strangers personal questions on the internet, so why don't you frick right off.

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:#marseyastronaut:

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