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— Satellite Smash (@SatelliteSmash) July 1, 2022
TRIGGER WARNING: Murder, Gore
We have permanently banned Collin "Sweets" Boldizar from the Western Washington Smash Scene.
We encourage anyone impacted by this tragedy to reach out to @WASupportPanel.
More info can be found in the linked reply. pic.twitter.com/MkoZdDQc08
https://komonews.com/news/local/shoreline-man-arrested-accused-of-murdering-mother-in-apartment
https://www.start.gg/user/ec0d2d56
Participated in 112 tournaments apparently
He also lost a game to @Genteelman @schitzocel
Hey at least she's not underage
In Unrelated news I'm going to super smash con this year.
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Average smash player wiki page (just missing sexual assult)
https://www.ssbwiki.com/Smasher:JK
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What the frick??
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jesus I didnt think g*mer rage would ever top the russian kid that decapitated himself with a chainsaw
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fatality bro. wrong game bro.
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ShouldnΒ΄t have used a back-air while he was charging his f-smash
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At this point I think the Smash Bros playerbase killed more people than every other game playerbase combined.
Please, spray every single one of those nerds with deodorant, thank you.
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At least it's not one I had ever heard of this time.
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Anything that isn't melee is a larp
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Its the only one not played exclusively by children
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Let's see Mommy tell me to get a real job.
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why is it always washington?
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I like how that guy is clearly a white nerd and hes just dropping the n-word.
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I'm going to super smash your mom and then decapitate her
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Another Smash Player taken off the streets. First it started off with grooming and now elevated to murder.
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I couldnt just go with one joke:
He leveled up
He did an up special on her
She asked him to shower
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The frick
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goomers
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FALCON PUNCH! FALCON PUNCH! FALCON PUNCH!
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Probably should've called the cops right then instead of waiting until morning.
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Snapshots:
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
ghostarchive.org (click to archive)
https://komonews.com/news/local/shoreline-man-arrested-accused-of-murdering-mother-in-apartment:
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
ghostarchive.org (click to archive)
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By reading the first sentence I immediately just assumed "Smash Player (i.e. Male Feminist/Libertarian) does Smash Player things" yet again, but holy fricking shit.
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imagine getting mogged by the smash scene
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Bowser it looks like from his start.gg page
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Least based Bowser main
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Why is the Smash scene filled with so many degenerates?
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Childrens game
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You already know why. 80% of the top players id a degenerate 30 years old basement dwellers who only started to live like a human after the scene got some minor recognition in the last few years.
Itβs literally is a closed inner circle of disgusting shithole that has been incubating for more than 20 years
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Slickest murderer.
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oh shit you meant it literally
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there's no pic of him? is he some random who
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Calm down. He is white.
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He was decently big in the Washington scene apparently.
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How many smash players are there in the Washington scene? I can't imagine more than 2 dozen.
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Idk a seattle tournament had 269 entries
https://www.start.gg/tournament/canceled-emerald-city-9-at-huskyx/event/ultimate-singles
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wtf when did competitive smash get that popular?
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It keeps growing, but everyone does their best to ignore their existence so if you're not part of it you won't hear about it. A significant part of the playerbase also doesn't really play anything else. Tournament organizers are happy to take their money and softly segregate them from the rest.
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there are plenty of in Seattle
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thank god for the trigger warning! seeing plain text on a screen is extremely triggering.
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I didn't click the twitter link to see if it had more, but the first tweet doesn't even say what he did lmao
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I assumed matricide was common among professional g*mers
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Nintendo enthusiasts are notoriously violent towards women it's well documented. Trans lives matter.
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You're a fricking idiot who obviously knows nothing about the Nintendo community. The majority of us are respectful and decent people, and the few who aren't don't represent the rest of us. Your ignorant comment is offensive and just plain wrong.
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Get rekt chud @Wuzizname bet you donβt even believe that trans lives matter.
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You're an idiot and you're wrong.
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your bit is horribly unfunny
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At least I'm trying. You clearly have no sense of humor if you think my bit is unfunny. Maybe you should find a new hobby, like rocks or dirt.
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Please don't hurt your mother
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Don't tell me what to do, you idiot. Mind your own business.
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i agree kill your parents
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You're a sick individual and I hope you get the help you need.
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do it now
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I'm not your slave, so stop telling me what to do.
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Do you have an abuse fetish too?
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I'm not the one who's into asking strangers personal questions on the internet, so why don't you frick right off.
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