🚨🚨Commander Chad drops the πŸ›ΈπŸ’Š, Tic Tac Reptaliens and Schizos on Full Alert 🚨🚨

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKbYwwwePTQ

First interview held with Cmdr. Chad on that UFO. Do you want believe? Have you believed? You better believe! Aliens among us...

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Cool story, bro


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It is! Thank you, Snappy!!

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If aliens actually come to Earth, they will either be here to buck break us or to convert us into Space Mormons, possibly both.

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I hope that if aliens do come to Earth, they arrive in some piece of shit rocket worse than the technology we have. They just crash-land in a field, and exit the ship with most of their bones broken.

I think that would produce more seethe than any other alien scenario, except Aliens being Scientologists, of course.

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As long as I get to look out the space window to gawk at planets and stars, I wouldn't care.

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tl;dr @ 14:20 to 15:00. Just confirms what we saw from the radar-ish footage on tic tac. That's all. No overlords going to rescue us. Back to reptalien Biden 2.0 and shitty tin foil hats.

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Say, what was that ayylmao subreddit again where they were all following the prophecy of a fricking Reddit comment? I think their deadline passed recently and there's probably some juicy cope.

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