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DNA testing confirmed I’m a German King.


								

								

For everyone who’s ever laughed and said I’m not German just because I’m short and vegan :marseyfuckyou:

I’m also 1.5% BLACK, sub-Saharan. N Word pass for life. Imagine how unstoppable Hitler would have been with some Kang DNA.

I also have superior Neanderthal DNA.

Cope, seethe, and dilate to all the haters.

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Show your East Asian and Indigenous American

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Remember, 1 drop of German blood cancels all that bullshit out.

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Guangdongcel

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>Japanese r*pe baby

:#marseyxd:

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the fact you're a manlet says otherwise

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Those drops of German blood are the only thing keeping them from a dwarfism diagnosis, bigot


:#marsey:

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Not bad friend. I thought you would be some pacific islander or native American trash. Those people are untermensch and should be sterilized.

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Why? :marseyconfused:

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:marseyill:

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Why? :marseyconfused:

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>DNA testing confirmed I’m a German King.

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:marseyno: :!marseyelliotrodger2:

:marseyyes: :!marseykaiser:

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Elliot was of German descent too

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lmao elliot rodger was of (((german descent)))

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Man I remember when that whole thing happened and how wild the internet was for like 6 months after

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What part?

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Day of retribution, incels were making YouTube music videos, women were complaining even though more men died. And a ton of Elliot Rodger artwork dropped

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lmao you are dumb you just gave your DNA next they are gonna to make a some clones out of you

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A bunch of cloned genius Germans is just The Boys from Brazil. I’m doing the world a favor by letting (((them))) clone me.

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What’s the Boys from Brazil? :marseyreading:

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Why would they want clones of some degenerate mutt?

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why not?

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More like "figure out which genes to delete from embryos."

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I think the term you're looking for is "abortion" or in your dialect "deleting all genes".

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No, the term I'm looking for is eugenics. Obviously.

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French and German

What are they trying to tell us :#marseythonk:

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That the celts we're btfo'd(into ireland) and just a bunch of francs and other german tribes are the defacto "french".

In other words, like russia claims there is no ukraine i claim there are no french

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Fall of Frankish Empire worst day of my life

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Counterpoint: if french were germs, they wouldnt have gotten butt r*ped so hard in ww2

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They become cute little twinks because the lived too close to the brits. Just look at the b*lgians and their twinkish cute twinkry

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I can find no flaws with your reasoning

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They’re Latins like the Italians and Spaniards though? :marseyconfused:

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lmao burgers with their obsession for genetics

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What no culture does to a mf

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You americans are pathetic.

I’m hecking 30% germanerinoo!!!

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No, you’re american….

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He’s a disgrace to my German heritage.

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Le creatura

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Dios mio..... El goblino......

:#marseymutt2:

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What is this from? :marseyreading:

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/pol/ meme :marseybongosrdine: making fun of mixed race American :marseypatriot: ancestry (mostly making fun of the "I'm 1/6 Irish :marseyhibernian: 1/6 German :schopenmarsey: 1/2 Chinese :marseychingchong: 1/12 native :marseyjaguarwarrior: 3/12 black" thing Amerimutts do, but part of the joke :marseysting: is that the USA itself is just :marseyblops2chadcel: another one of the creatures - hence the Spanish) based :marseygivecrown: off the colonial era racial determination guide.

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It is a variant of the amerimutt meme, idk where this one comes from in specific but probably from south america and its making fun of how burgers are so ugly.

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But it looks like it’s making fun of the Americas than just the US.

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All of the people in the photo are americans I think, even if some are latinX

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Didn’t someone send a swab from his pet lizard to these companies and they sent back a bullshit DNA profile?


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my aunt did one of these once and it came with an app where you could trace yer family tree. it said we are descended from...basically all the english royalty. the farther i scrolled back the more KINGS and DUKES it showed.

what i'm trying to say here is obviously this is 100% verifiably true and i don't have to take guff from some commoner like you. :pimp:

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It was bullshit, but the story was it came back jewish. 23andme requires you to fill up a tube with spit, not a swab.

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I did one of these things before and it absolutely confirmed my blood purity and had no doubts

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>purity

>Burger

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The rest is French but the dna location data for it is so lspot on accurate to my literally noble ancestry that itd be almost selfdox considering my family heritage

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And what’s the .1 precent?

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“Trace ancestry” peninsular Arab which I think everyone has because homo salon diaspora of Mesopotamia

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59% Asian 37% Eurocuck 100% :marseymutt:


https://files.catbox.moe/ginbgb.jpg 学习雷锋好榜样忠于革命忠于党爱憎分明不忘本立场坚定斗志强立场坚定斗志强学习雷锋好榜样毛主席的教导记心上全心全意为人民共产主义品德多高尚共产主义品德多高尚

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Silence, mudblood

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:marseykingcrown:

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37.2%

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Are gooks and feather heads so close they get grouped together here? Interdasting

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El Goblina strikes again.

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single drop of blood

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Latinx hapa?

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The future liberals want.

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post brow ridge

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Get this man an n word pass

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Missing some Italian and could be the ultimate Chudstar

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>2.6% african

mogged

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HAHAHAHAH EAST ASIAN AND INDIGENOUS AMERICAN :xd:

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What's your Y haplogroup?

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why is it in english doe

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Ur french-algerian lmao

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hapa school shooter phenotype

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I did this test and im 100% indian with no crakkka dna

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Feather or dot?

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Dot

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I think you forgot the 'french' part there :marseylaugh::marseylaugh::marseylaugh::marseylaugh:

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You will never be a real german. You have no Führer, you have no Nazis, you have no Merkel. You are an Untermensch twisted by delusions into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Germans are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed germans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even frenchs who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a germans. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk german home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a hear of your twisted, accent ridden german.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a guillotine, put your neck under the blade and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your genetic code, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a french is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably french.

This is your fate. This is what you were born as. There is no turning back.

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Wow, you must be a JP fan.

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What was your neanderthal dna percentage?

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go revive the axis king , you were born for this. eurasia will tremble when you lift your finger :marseykneel:

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Women are like a plague. They don’t deserve to have any rights. Their wickedness must be contained in order prevent future generations from falling to degeneracy. Women are vicious, evil, barbaric animals, and they need to be treated as such.

Snapshots:

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Strag.

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