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DNA testing confirmed Iโ€™m a German King.


								

								

For everyone whoโ€™s ever laughed and said Iโ€™m not German just because Iโ€™m short and vegan :marseyfuckyou:

Iโ€™m also 1.5% BLACK, sub-Saharan. N Word pass for life. Imagine how unstoppable Hitler would have been with some Kang DNA.

I also have superior Neanderthal DNA.

Cope, seethe, and dilate to all the haters.

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I did one of these things before and it absolutely confirmed my blood purity and had no doubts

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>purity

>Burger

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The rest is French but the dna location data for it is so lspot on accurate to my literally noble ancestry that itd be almost selfdox considering my family heritage

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And whatโ€™s the .1 precent?

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โ€œTrace ancestryโ€ peninsular Arab which I think everyone has because homo salon diaspora of Mesopotamia

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