For everyone whoโs ever laughed and said Iโm not German just because Iโm short and vegan 
Iโm also 1.5% BLACK, sub-Saharan. N Word pass for life. Imagine how unstoppable Hitler would have been with some Kang DNA.
I also have superior Neanderthal DNA.
Cope, seethe, and dilate to all the haters.
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Didnโt someone send a swab from his pet lizard to these companies and they sent back a bullshit DNA profile?
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It was bullshit, but the story was it came back jewish. 23andme requires you to fill up a tube with spit, not a swab.
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my aunt did one of these once and it came with an app where you could trace yer family tree. it said we are descended from...basically all the english royalty. the farther i scrolled back the more KINGS and DUKES it showed.
what i'm trying to say here is obviously this is 100% verifiably true and i don't have to take guff from some commoner like you.
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