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DNA testing confirmed Iโ€™m a German King.

For everyone whoโ€™s ever laughed and said Iโ€™m not German just because Iโ€™m short and vegan :marseyfuckyou:

Iโ€™m also 1.5% BLACK, sub-Saharan. N Word pass for life. Imagine how unstoppable Hitler would have been with some Kang DNA.

I also have superior Neanderthal DNA.

Cope, seethe, and dilate to all the haters.

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French and German

What are they trying to tell us :#marseythonk:

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That the celts we're btfo'd(into ireland) and just a bunch of francs and other german tribes are the defacto "french".

In other words, like russia claims there is no ukraine i claim there are no french

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Counterpoint: if french were germs, they wouldnt have gotten butt r*ped so hard in ww2

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They become cute little twinks because the lived too close to the brits. Just look at the b*lgians and their twinkish cute twinkry

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I can find no flaws with your reasoning

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Fall of Frankish Empire worst day of my life

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Theyโ€™re Latins like the Italians and Spaniards though? :marseyconfused:

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