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racists_for_kong_rights ski/forfree fuck literacy lmao  1yr ago (reddit.com) 637 thread views #86475

As someone suffering from constipation right now, this is very triggering to me, plz post best wishes and hopes for my recovery in this thread

https://old.reddit.com/r/loveafterporn/comments/s3xu6b/anyone_else_just_feel_sick_to_their_stomach_when?sort=controversial
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If ANYONE ever even brought attention to my taking a longer than usual shit I would not flush and drag her in and stuff her face in it

Frick off b-word holy shit

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ok carp as a voice of the community I was hoping for your well wishes towards my recovery?

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>He turns on the fan and turns up his podcast. It genuinely puts me in a sour mood for the rest of the day, especially when his accountability software confirms it later on.

Let my man listen to Cumtown in peace :marseymad:

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accountability software

what the heck is going on in this subreddit

:#marseytwerkingtalking:

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Unironically just abusive women. Look at this one:

https://old.reddit.com/r/loveafterporn/comments/vzr987/am_i_unreasonable_for_wanting_him_to_stop/?sort=controversial

She is asking if its alright to cut her boyfriend off from social media and any movie with nudity because he looks at porn once a month and all the replies are just more insane women cheering her on

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If any woman ever tried to place accountability software on my phone, I would absolutely post her nudes online and then frick her best friend. What a pathetic person you have to be to allow that to happen.

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>I would absolutely post her nudes online and then frick her best friend.

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how'd you get that picture of me

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;)

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Yeah very relatable. My PA leaves his phone with me while he uses the bathroom now. Went from 30-45 minutes in the bathroom to not even 10 minutes...makes me want to cry too.


Omg yes. I always see TikToks making fun of their bfs taking HOURS in the bathroom and I just cringe knowing that it’s probably not what they think. And all the comments relating. Ugh it hurts.


One of my fav Tik Tokkers (she just had her 4th baby) made a joke video about how long her husband spends in the bathroom... All I could think was "oh honey..."

OMG HE WAS IN THE BATHROOM LONGER THAN 2 MINUTES HE'S OBVIOUSLY LOOKING FOR PORN THIS IS THE MOST SICK AND DEPRAVED THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED!!!! :hysterical:

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I like how moid anti porn subs focus on how much you can better yourself physically and mentally and the users congratulating others for overcoming this addiction and the foid anti porn subs are just full of womxn crying, pissing and shidding

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:#marseywrongthonk:

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These foids are so insufferable their scrotes will do anything to avoid them and get some peace and quiet.

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K what the frick is this, the women in this subreddit appear to have more mental issues themselves than their porn-addict men do.

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It's mostly pathetic cope from women so gross men don't want to frick them. We don't know if the man is some weird 12 hour Adderall gooner or a 3 minute/a day normo, but always bet on :marseychonkerfoid::marseywall:

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>The other day I was at my partners family’s house and I caught a family member aggressively staring me down multiple times only to then go to the β€œbathroom” for 45 minutes.

:#marseygigachad:

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literally me rn

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CONSTIPATION UPDATE

I took a huge shit this morning. It was so big the entire potty shook along with the house a little when it flushed down. Feeling better, glad I managed to survive this deadly illness. Please send more thoughts and prayers in this trying time though as I am in the recovery phase now.

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Congratulations babe! Make sure to chop up the poo with the designated poop knife so that you don't clog the pipes

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:#marseyclapping:

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Knew you could do it, king!

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Thinking of your bussy king :taypray:

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Nice update! Make sure to stack up on the soluble fibre king!

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:marseybigdog:

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Thoughts and prayers :marseythumbsup:

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Thots and players*

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I masturbate after every time I take a shit.

:#marseytwerking:

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:#secretside:

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Not during? Time is money.

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Did you know that this has to do with prostate simulation? You're reverse fricking yourself with shit, which touches your prostate and therefore makes you horny. This is a real thing btw.

:#marseyhomofascist:

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It also helps me unprolapse my hemmroids.

:#marseywholesome:

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>he can't do an adele

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it never even began for scrotes.

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Using your phone on the bathroom is DiSGUSTING and should be a crime.

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I always see TikToks making fun of their bfs taking HOURS in the bathroom and I just cringe knowing that it’s probably not what they think.

Do they not know exaggeration is a thing? Also women spend a long time in the bathroom too. "I'll be ready in 15 minutes..." she said

Also spending too long in the bathroom can be a sign of heroin use

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Uh oh stinky

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I wish

:mars#eycry:

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Pop a finger inside and wiggle it out :evilgrin:

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:#marseyfart:

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I am able to brap so my internet business (bottling and reselling to G*rmans) is fine

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I’ve been plagued with constipation my whole life but I had the best shit this morning it really cleaned me out and I feel great.

Godspeed my bunged up friend.

:merdesey: :marseytwerking:

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Constipation? No shit!

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We could probably just post every thread from /r/loveafterporn TBH, I'm down. "12 Step Groups" lol.

https://old.reddit.com/r/loveafterporn/comments/pd7mct/looking_for_advice_for_working_on_fixing_the_mess/?sort=controversial

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they're all good

though some of them are like 'my husband is an extreme coomer, jacking off 12 times a day, spurted on my boss's face, left the baby in the supermarket to jerk it in the car by himself, that and the meth use are really wearing on me', and some are like 'my husband looks at pretty foids online now I've become a landwhale, how do I make this about him?'

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:#marseyill:

Snapshots:

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i am literally sick with a horrible illness, thank u for ur support snappy

you are the ONLY one here who cares about me

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i was on some meds that caused that (not heroin), thankfully off but it was horrible. u know about the bidet 'trick' king?

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