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Pizzashill's week goes from bad to worse

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he began seeing a surrogate, Beverlee Lewis, 48, and had intercourse for the first time.

This is why you should always go private for your prostitutes.

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You think Ted ever once considered that not only would society get to the point where we're taking care of people 24 hours out of every day, but we're also paying to jerk them off?

Imagine the dependency on the system we'll have once our smartphones get replaced with VR headsets, and Palantir automates all the whitecollar jobs. We'll all get packed into Soviet-style lofts, and receive virtual blowjobs every day within our 20 government-allotted square feet of space. Speaking of, what's been the greatest piece of American philosophy in the last 30 years: Industrial Society, or WALL-E?


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I can't wait till it is possible to simulate physical touch via VR. Also, omni-directional treadmills.

Yes, I want a readyPlayerOne-Esque society.

Why? Because my peepee is too large. I find it hard to walk because it just keeps dangling everywhere. I have to tie it in a knot around my waist to stop it from seeking the nearest bussy and sexually assaulting it. I would love to be free from this heck for once.

Also because catgirls.

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True strength is putting down the fleshlight, and picking up the ุงู„ู‚ุฑุขู†โ€Ž


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Thomas Williams was given ยฃ23 a week for s*x therapy as part of his personal health budget

Imagine what a ยฃ23 whore is like

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> Imagine what a ยฃ whore is like

Eweeewwewwewweweewewwewweww ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ


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Better than that r-slurred physical degenerate.

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Whitechapel wholesale will watch you masturbate to issue for hree shillings and sixpence.

Edit: drunkposting at its finest.

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S*x therapy at the rehab clinic

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Enthusiastic, if you convert that 23ยฃ into heroin

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Just Physicsmaxx bro. Hawking did it, he looked just like you and yet he crushed mad kitty.

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he crushed mad kitty.

You mean the eccentric cat he ran over with his wheelchair?

RIP in peace Reltih.

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He's also r-slurred:

โ€œBecause it was funded by the state I could basically not have the shame of it being an unsafe or outlawed practice,โ€ he said.

Next time I'm charged with international war crimes, I'll have my lawyer argue that the state funded it, so it's totes cool, bro. Not outlawed, not unsafe.

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Itโ€™s only a war crime if youโ€™re caught bro, you obviously didnโ€™t roll with a trustworthy enough squad.

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Imagine if the government were to allow prescription s*x for autists. :marseytrain2:ery would disappear overnight.

So would this site.

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There is a lot of stigma around being sexual and being disabled

Maybe he can borrow Chris Chan's book about that


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Imagine being born disabled ๐Ÿคฎ in Britain ๐Ÿคฎ, the state forces you to live your dreadful disabled ๐Ÿคฎ British ๐Ÿคฎ life, and the only intimacy you experience is a handjob from a whore older than ya mum. Honestly, can't tell if being born British or Indian is worse: at least everyone in India can agree that life is terrible. Imagine complaining bewailing your miserable life in England, and the ยฃ23-grandmarm with tardcum all over her saggy freckled tits says,

Oi, tha bes' gobby I gibya, yeh?, an' ya lil spaz arse disagree? Ma arthritis is bernin' I'll slep 'ere t'night then, yeh?

Orwell never could have guessed that the real 1984 government would just send blowjobgrannies to the tenements and slums to check for unregistered tellies, and skip the brainwashing and ratboxes.

Oi me back 'erts. Where's 'e spa'tic in 'e chair oo needs 'is rimmy?

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I thought this was snappy talking at first so I downvoted on instinct

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Downvoted for downvoting snappy

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This should come as no surprise. These are the same people who literally argue in favor of the mayocide. Did you forget about that? I didn't. r/Drama posters are literally pro-mayocide. That's not even me being hyperbolic or making insults, it's simply a fact.

They.

Are.

Not.

Human.

They are autists. And they are completely irredeemable.


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Guess what I did to your comment

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i upvoted snappy to make up for it

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This is ridiculous the real ps has a e-gf. He has for years

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