New snappy quote? Consider this bussy busted.

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I ran the numbers. This is a bussy-busting score of 70.25. Consider this bussy absolutely, unequivocally, irreparably busted.

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Eh, that's only if you ignore the first comment. This is a two-part deal.

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I wasn't sure if we were using Classic or Tournament rules

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Legendary sperg out lmao

I 😜 took 🤯 a scroll 📜 through 💸 your 😉 profile. You 🤜🏻🤛 fascinate me. 💯 You 👿 follow 👣 this same 👢💞🍃👭💩💩 formula to the letter 📨 over 🔁 and over 🔁 again. 🙈 Find 🔎 a gaming 🎮 subreddit, 💻 drop 👇 into 👉👌 the comments of a mildly popular 😂 post, 🏤 say 😡 something 😅 intentionally antagonistic or oppositional seemingly 💯 just 👥 to be 😒 that 💁 voice 🤬 of random 🎲 dissent, then 😠 revel in 💮 the downvotes. That’s 🧍🏻 not 😭 significant really 👀👀 - downvote trolls 👹 exist. But 😝 it strikes me 👩🏻🎮 that 🙎👊 this is your 👩‍💼 account, 💳💳 not ✋ some 👆 alt: you’ve ✨ got 🉐 stuff 📥 from 👯👈 your 👉 college on 🔛 this account, 💳💳 normal 😐 conversations, things 🕑 about 🤷 your 😝 actual ❗❗ life. 😂👨 And it kind 💁🏼‍♂️ of horrifies me 😢 that 👉👑 this is how 🤔 you 😊🤟 choose 📥 to interact with the internet, 🌐💻 and by 4️⃣ extension, people: 👵👩 you 😀 only 👥 seem 👀 to show 📺 up 💴 to be 🐝 a peepee 🎅🏿 on 🔛 purpose. 😄 That’s 😏😐 what 👏🏼 Reddit 👽 is for 🐻 you: 👉🏻👈🏻 the app or website you 😊 open 📖 up 🙅‍♂️ when ⏰ you 👈 want 🚶🏻✨😛 to be 😇 a total ☯ butthole 🤔😳 to people 👨‍👨‍👧‍👦 you 😊😀 don’t 🛑 know 🚫😱 for 4️⃣ no 👎 reason 💬 other 💰 than 💟 to be 🐝 an butthole. 🤔😳 And I 💰🏿 know 😏 what 😦 you’ll 💙 reply to this, because 🐺 you 🤟 absolutely 🙀 have ❌👏 to get 1️⃣5️⃣ the last 🥉 word 💯 - how 🤔 else 🏿😩 will 💰🏼 they 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 all 👌 know 🤔 you 👇 won 😕 the Internet 🌐 fight!? 📢📢 You’ll 👸 say 🥰 something 😅 like 💙 “Rent free” 🤑💰 or “cope” or “lol 🤣 care 📛 harder bruh.” 😑 But 😧 I 😡🚶👈👈 want 😍 you 👆 to REALLY 💘 THINK 🧠🧐 about 🤺 who 🤔💭 this pattern really 💯 affects. I’ll 💪 forget 🧠 about 👈👈📝 this conversation ⬇️ by 🍭😈 tomorrow. 🔛😤 OP, 😳 who ⁉️ you 👉🏿 insulted for 😼 no 😳 reason, 🌟 will 💰🎧 just 🤖 move 🔛 on 🔛 and probably 💀 never ❌ think 🤔💭🤯 about 🥴 you 😀 again. ❌ A dozen 🐣 or so people 👫 will 😎📃 downvote you, 🙋🏻‍♀️ as usual, 😼 and scoff inwardly, before 😺 scrolling to the next ⏭️ post. 🚩 But 🤔 in 👈🔱 a week, ❗ a month, 📆 heck 😈🔥 a year? 📅 You’ll 💙 still ⏰👠 be 🐝 doing ✨ the same 👌 thing. 😂 Now 🫂 that’s 😤 what 😦 I 🚫 call 📞 “Rent free.”

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Some people are able to display their intelligence by going on at length on a subject and never actually saying anything. This ability is most common in trades such as politics, public relations, and law. You have impressed me by being able to best them all, while still coming off as an absolute idiot.

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Wow, this classy sir took off his monocle and put down his glass of fine cognac to look through your profile and give you the business. But in a very sophisticated and very classy manner. I bet he can give a deeply thought out and measured philosophical argument stating that it is, in fact, your bussy that is busted.

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I am impressed.

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It gave me whiplash how much this read like one of those smuggies with a strawman sperging out but its a genuine interaction with a real person

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Welcome to the clown timelime, muchacho. Every bit of satire becomes reality. Every irony becomes an agenda.

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it kind of horrifies me that this is how you choose to interact with the internet, and by extension, people: you only seem to show up to be a peepee on purpose. That’s what Reddit is for you: the app or website you open up when you want to be a total butthole to people you don’t know for no reason other than to be an butthole

This sums up dramanauts

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I took a scroll through your profile. You fascinate me. You follow this same formula to the letter over and over again. Find a gaming subreddit, drop into the comments of a mildly popular post, say something intentionally antagonistic or oppositional seemingly just to be that voice of random dissent, then revel in the downvotes.

That’s not significant really - downvote trolls exist. But it strikes me that this is your account, not some alt: you’ve got stuff from your college on this account, normal conversations, things about your actual life. And it kind of horrifies me that this is how you choose to interact with the internet, and by extension, people: you only seem to show up to be a peepee on purpose. That’s what Reddit is for you: the app or website you open up when you want to be a total butthole to people you don’t know for no reason other than to be an butthole.

And I know what you’ll reply to this, because you absolutely have to get the last word - how else will they all know you won the Internet fight!? You’ll say something like “Rent free” or “cope” or “lol care harder bruh.” But I want you to REALLY THINK about who this pattern really affects. I’ll forget about this conversation by tomorrow. OP, who you insulted for no reason, will just move on and probably never think about you again. A dozen or so people will downvote you, as usual, and scoff inwardly, before scrolling to the next post.

But in a week, a month, heck a year? You’ll still be doing the same thing. Now that’s what I call “Rent free.”

Even Bo Burnham would be impressed by this much words words words

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Well done

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That’s what Reddit is for you: the app or website you open up when you want to be a total butthole to people you don’t know for no reason other than to be an butthole.

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..aaand account deleted. cope indeed.

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No it isn't, autist. That's what it shows when someone deletes their comments.

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okay

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I totally realize most people are going to disagree with me here but I feel compelled to say that closing the sub for a joke wasn't a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from vulnerable populations talking about how this sub is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away that support without warning was not okay.

You can say I'm being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love the show and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and this sub is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn't a good feeling to find this sub closed for the sake of irony. Maybe that's laughable or pathetic. But for me, it's true.


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