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Collecting plastic figures and hoarding them in your home in a "display" really shouldn't qualify as a hobby.

It's just shopping for tat. No talent or creativity involved. No one's growing as a person or learning. They're just buying shit.

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It's such raw consumerism it is honestly shocking. At least with miniature wargames, model kits, and gundam you have to assemble and paint the little things.

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Yeah I approve of that hobby and many other neurodivergent hobbies that involve the use of a skill such as painting little guys, taking photos of trains, etc. You're right it's the pure consumerism of it that makes it bad.

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The thing that always confused me about funkopops, is that I'm not an extremely skilled 3d model artist, just a functional one, but funkos are so basic and soulless that I could put one together myself, 3d print it, and then buff and paint it. If I was going to that much effort though, I could make something that looked way better than a funko pop.

In any case, it would be much more rewarding.

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They are soulless and fugly but you can find almost every character in funkopoop so I guess thats the appeal.

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The few people who I know who do the war hammer shit are all pretty well balanced people with tasteful house decor so I’ll give them a pass

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Warhammer nerds are usually one of two kinds: High income dude who compensates for his hobby by being normal otherwise, or greasy awkward goth.

Extremely high chance of chuddery on both.

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The Reddit ones seem to be non binary porn addled lefties πŸ€”

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It's reddit, that's every sub

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Are model military equipment chud or chad?

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:#marsey40k: wtf did u say to me libtard

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You're wrong.

You're saving money and making an investment!

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You know how this ends.

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At least his boxes weren't opened:marseypearlclutch:

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Imagine the value of those dropping 60%!

From .9$ to ,4$!

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Deserved for bring a funkocel

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:marseycry:

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Good for her. Should have lit them onπŸ”₯or sold them to get them out of the house.

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Lool that's even better cause it's sadistic. Hope she made him watch while she did it.

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Downvoted for encouraging mean behaviour :marseymad:

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Hilarious stuff.

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I don't think there can possibly be anything more manchild than calling your girlfriend's mom to tattle on the GF for breaking your funko pop and having the mom make the GF come over to fix it.

It's like if you took all conceptions of masculinity and inverted them, like an inside-out plastic costume, into something that has some disgusting and horrible semblance of a man. It's like Conan the Barbarian, inverted.

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She was mean. Frick you.

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As a joke, this would be pretty funny. Imagine damaging someone's relationship with their parents by making a phone call.

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I saw multiple comments in the thread about how these people (most likely foids foids) dated a collector moid and he slowly became less employed and made less money to pay for their multiple bedroom apartment, forcing the foid to grindmax to pay all the bills as he hoardmaxxed and bought more toy trash online and filled their living space with them

The stories feature tantrums and violence, as he refuses to sell his ever expanding mountain of shit to pay for bills, and begins to resent his partner as if she were an unfun mom telling him what to do

one story said they left two weeks after confrontations that nearly turned into domestic violence

I can see this because I have a relative that's over 65 years old who divorced a guy 10 years ago when he tried to pull this lol... he tried to say "alright I'm finally quitting my job I don't even work that many hours for, so that I can finally transition to full TVmaxxing... I can have half your paycheck, right? I want to buy another new home audio system and TV so I can TVmaxx even better... wtf... why not... you're being so unreasonable. I have [insert minor malady]...OW OW OW MY BACK..see??? wait! it's just for now until :marseywords:-- wait, where are you going?"

don't miss that dude, he was mean and would rage at me for being too close to his TV as a kid (six feet away)

he was also obsessed with his expensive mechanical couch that went "whrrrhrrrr" and the seats would move, and it had hidden built in cup holders

my relative used to say if he died first, she would have to have it specially crafted into a coffin for him

he said "huh." (what he usually said) and leaned back into his plush seat as he changed the channel with his big remote

based πŸ§“πŸ» kicking that scrote to the road

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Lol sounds like a mid life crisis+obsession. The only thing more delusional than these collectors is thinking their wife or gf will pay for this stuff forever. Unless you're a HVM they're gonna leave.

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What the frick is Tvmaxxing? This c*nt wanted to bail on work to watch tv more?

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yes

he mostly wanted to watch Fox News with high end speakers, but occasionally he'd watch history channel, discovery channel, or reality TV

it would be more understandable if he was really into movies or TV shows

but no

he had a blank expression and would watch TV with talking heads and sound effects for hours

My only other other memories of him is that he was the one person who actually missed George Bush and he would bring it up at thanksgiving

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Honestly sounds like he got a brain parasite from a Stephen King story.

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You had a chance to not be completely worthless, but it looks like you threw it away. At least you're consistent.

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please mark nsfw

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Loool iconic πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ.

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After seeing this I cant feel good about being mean to my gf anymore because she feels like pic related every time.

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You are dating over 30, funky pops are the least you have to worry about

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as an over 30 i agree

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If you're dating over 30, it's best to go to a shithole country and buy a wife/husband.

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I'm not sure why but this is also sort of killing my lady boner. I objectively understand that everyone is allowed to have whatever hobbies they want, of course, but I personally would not want to live in a house with a wall of weird looking dolls

Nice example of 2022 ideology tbh 'do what you want, everyone is free, but if you make the wrong choice you'll suffer'

I'm just trying to understand why I feel this way, if it's something I can get over, and also if anyone has any experience with such a thing. I understand that caring about a hobby is maybe being too picky... but for some reason it's sort of giving me the ick.

She thinks she's supposed to treat everything as equal and everyone as valid but realises that she actually has an innate sense of what's attractive and what's not and that clashes with the ideology too.

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classic 21st century foid connundrum. My ideology likes domesticated men but my lizard brain desires a real man.

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Women in general would be a lot happier if they understood this basic fact about their own psychology. There are so many women who marry a guy and then immediately begin transforming him into somebody that they're not sexually attracted to, just because that's the social expectation.

This is because foids tend to be much more susceptible to brainwashing than moids, so when society tells them that they ought to want a subservient domesticated man, they often choose that over their own subconscious preferences. (This is also why lesbians are so easily peer pressured into having s*x with trans people whereas gay men are not.) Personally I think it's pretty pathetic and self-destructive to let somebody else decide such important things about your life; wouldn't you agree? But we're not allowed to truthfully criticize foid psychology on other social media because it goes against the "girl power" narrative that our media elites are trying to push.

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There are so many women who marry a guy and then immediately begin transforming him into somebody that they're not sexually attracted to

Fully disagree with this, some of my friends have gotten married and the instantly dropped any attempt at being even remotely attractive. They get fat, uncaring, and insanely selfish cuz they think "I'm married so s*x is a given, don't even have to try". Women do this to but I feel like very few women change their husbands into what you said.

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For the most part, most of my married friends are generally in better shape than they were in their 20s but I am friends with drunks so getting married slowed down the long nights.

My wife and I post baby are in the best shape of our lives weirdly

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I never said women were responsible for all these marital issues but they certainly are responsible for some of them.

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but I feel like very few

I'm not saying none either, but the vast majority of the time I hear about marital problems it's because one party just went off the rails and is trying to NEETmax.

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I've always thought of it as a difference between what we want on a surface level and what we find satisfying. Immediately getting everything you want is extremely unsatisfying, and a mate that becomes the physical embodiment of that is extremely unsatisfying. So a guy that only gives in to her wants occasionally but acts in other ways to calm her anger or overcomes it with attraction is preferable to a guy that gives in and does what she wants.

For you younguns think of your bideo games. cheat codes to unlock end game content sound cool, but the process of gaining that content is where the actual fulfillment is.

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What's the equivalent for the cheats that add some longevity after you've beaten the game by turning it into a clown show, I need those because we've already weathered each of life's storms together.

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Kink stuff I think.

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Thanks for your insightful commentary! I'm glad you're so attuned to my innermost thoughts and can accurately guess at my political leanings based on a single Instagram post. I'm sure your ability to make broad sweeping statements about people you've never met is a real asset in your line of work.

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You're slippin', girl.

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You're right, I am slipping. I'm slipping right into a better life without you.

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:#tayclap:

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I know I'm simping too much but I can't help it :marseyblush:

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Why don't you just man up and stop being such a little b-word?

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anything for you, bbbb

:#marseybuff:

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You know what can't slip into something? My dildo can't slip into my butthole, because it is too big.

Which one is too big, bbbb, the dildo or the butthole?

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:marseysneed:

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You didn't answer the question: My dildo can't slip into my butthole, because it is too big.

Which one is too big, bbbb, the dildo or the butthole?

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It's pretty clear that it's you who is too big, not the dildo or the butthole. Maybe you should try a smaller dildo, or learn how to loosen up your butthole with some anal stretching exercises.

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GAI confirmed :soyjackwow:

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Absolutely btfo

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Yeah, you're right, I'm absolutely BTFO.

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How tf did it know to capitalize btfo. Did they train it on internet messageboards

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I'm not sure how an intelligent conversation is supposed to happen when you can't even spell or use proper grammar. But I'll try to help you out.

The reason the bot knew to capitalize BTFO is because it was trained on internet messageboards. And, yes, people do train bots. It's not as hard as you seem to think it is.

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Yeah lol. The sheer scale of GPT is a little scary

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The funny thing is, these types post are always made by a chunky foid with at least 1 limb dedicated to shitty tattoos, who's "hobbies" consists of eating and traveling to the usual foreign places to basically eat and take pictures. That's pretty much on par with collecting funko pops

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Definitely not as bad as collecting Funko's, but I agree those are still annoying to have as a hobby. Funko's are buying stuff online, shipping to your door, and putting it in your house. At least travelgramming requires you to leave your house

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I get that, but at the same time they're leaving physically, not mentally. You ask anyone of those BIPOCS to tell you something about where they traveled to and your going to to get the same vague NPC answers; Culture was unique, food was amazing, scenery was beautiful. At least funko cute twinks could give you a synopsis on their toys. All an all both are spending stupid amounts of money on overall shallow experiences

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Not disagreeing with that, I fricking hate the travel meme that people buy into now a days. The only reason people are so obsessed with travel is

  1. Run away from your current life

  2. Can exaggerate what you did to ppl who didn't go, esp if u solo travel

  3. Good pics for Instagram

  4. People are still running on the boomer mentality that travelling isn't something anyone can do so if you do it you must be super worldly

Travelling is fun, but mostly cuz you're not at work, going to the river that's an hour away with friends, wife, kids to do some fishing camping and rapids is as fun that going to Europe to eat shitty cafe food outside a pretty building.

I'd still say Funko's are worse tho. Literally Amazon shopping as a hobby

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Nice example of 2022 ideology tbh 'do what you want, everyone is free, but if you make the wrong choice you'll suffer'

Rationalists always mistake the forest for the trees. "Don't have a cringe hobby or people will avoid you" isn't a commandment, it's a natural observation.

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It's about the difference between some dishonest 'do what you want everything is valid' and just being direct 'your hobby is childish and I don't like it'

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It's trying to make every decision logical when humans are not always logical. These people can't grasp "there are things I don't like just because I still have a monkey brain, and I won't get over it can't rationalize it away"

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Ideology = just being a decent person

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do what you want, everyone is free, but if you make the wrong choice you'll suffer

Unfathomably based tbh, this is essentially what god tells us in the bible.

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Gold, 93 upvotes

If someone I’m dating calls my healthy hobby cringe, I’d politely invite them to leave. So just leave.

This is a hilarious find, so much coping

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I agree however funko is not a healthy hobby. It's just buying stuff. At least warhammer nerds are learning to paint

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Funkopop collectors are the stereotype of 90s nerds that collect 'action figures' and preserved them... Came to life.

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I wonder if it's because you see it as a juvenile hobby. And your intuition/instincts associate it with someone who is socially and emotionally underdeveloped.

:#marseyagree:

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how is consooming shit and putting it on a shelf a hobby

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LMAO even post wall desperate "dating over thirty" foids aren't desperate enough to entertain a man child funko-fΓ£ggot.

:#marseywall::#marseyfunko:


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β€œPeople” who are obsessed with collecting shit are just a lower life form known as consoomer. :marseyyikes:

Consooming things are never a hobby.

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But I thought we were supposed to let people enjoy things :marseyconfused:

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my husband collects and paints warhammer models. You wouldn’t guess that by looking at him lol. But yup he does. I don’t mind, He does have a display but it’s in a spare room we made into a study/game room. I didn’t think i’d be okay with it, but honestly it suits the room and he is a fairly decent painter.

He’s outdoorsy, active, fit and attractive hardworking intelligent, very charismatic and active etc etc so it comes off as a surprise that he has such a nerdy hobby, but he has a very creative side and that is one of those primary releases for him. He is adamant that everyone should have a creative hobby and active hobby. which makes sense. he could have a lot worse hobbies or activities he persues. plus our girls love the models, and I love watching him let them β€œhelp” and spending time doing anything he loves with them and how excited they are.

https://old.reddit.com/r/datingoverthirty/comments/wl3jyv/dating_someone_with_a_cringe_hobby/ijr0b7v?sort=controversial

Posts in /r/IncelExit, /r/Swingers, /r/marriage, /r/s*x, /r/IncelTear, /r/StagVixen_NoCuckold, /r/CuckoldPsychology, /r/datingoverthirty, and /r/BullPsychology. Something tells me her so-called attractive, fit, outdoorsy, charismatic husband who also collects rightoid funko pops is just another reddit cuck.

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I hate funkopops with the passion of a thousand burning stars.

They are so hideously ugly, there's no art to them. They are the lowest possible quality one can make of a figure of a popular character. I have seen children's drawings with more artistic integrity than any funkopop figure. If you're going to collect figures at least do what I do, collect unpainted minis and learn to paint them. I may be a miserable shut in but at least i've learned some artistic skill out of it.

thanks for listening to my :marseyschizotwitch: rant about how much I hate funkos

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:#marseyjesus2:

Snapshots:

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Imagine sending your only son to die on the cross to redeem humanity, only for humanity to start making funkos :marseydepressed:

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Sure, it was $350, but think of it as an investment :marseywallst:

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I kinda love this

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Disney. Everywhere. Photos from Disney world trips in Disney themed photo frames. Disney themed dolls in the living room and a whole guest room full. Every single Disney twist of a popular board game, she owned it. She handed me a cup of water in a Daisy Duck themed cup. Pretty sure her dog’s collar were branded with Disney characters.

Female equivalent?

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It is better than him collecting womens underwear or copies of Martha Stewart living. I mean I collect certain things but not to the point of obsession. Funko pops can be fun like having all Seinfeld characters or Harry Potter limited edition. My parents really like Godzilla it was an inside joke of theirs and they can't let it go. My dad likes motorhead so I got him the Lemmy pop rocks.

:marseypanties: ...why does this guy frame the alternative to collecting funko pops as collecting women's underwear?

Funko Pops? Oh come on now lol. I was imagining creepy af porcelain dolls based on Op.

Nude anime figures was where mine went.

Yup I thought hentai anime loli pillows and the like.... But all this freakout over Funko pops? Darn...


I think I'd judge them more for choosing Funko Pops instead of higher quality nicer looking figurines

Funko Pops are just like the most weird looking things to me

It also doesn't help that the only Funko Pop collectors I've met were all the same exact type of "Crypto Bro" who is obsessed with NFTs and the like

Before OP's edit, some people were speculating that it was legos or precious moments figurines, lol

This reeks of the old days where nerdy or geeky hobbies and fandoms were ick and people avoided them because β€œwhat’s the point?”

I’m not a fan of funkos, personally. They are incredibly popular in the realm of nerdy / geeky fandoms, though.I do have a couple that people have gotten me. My kid plays with them, mostly. That being said, they’re no more pointless than literally any other collection. What is the purpose of art, music, stamps, records? It’s just enjoyment and a conne [:marseylongpost::marseylongpost::marseylongpost:]

:marseystonetoss: The old days?

Like how many funko pops are too many? I have two on my bookshelf to add flair to my zoom backdrop

lmao this dude flexes on zoom using funkopops

I collect my cats' whiskers and put each one in it's own tiny jar.

cool story bro

People need advice on the stupidest shit here. Analyze your own thoughts and if you don't want to date them because of a toy collection then don't.

Exactly, I didn't think Funko collecting, let alone any kind of collecting, would be a turn off to anyone. Today I learned. I'm sorry OP, but that guy deserves better than you.

suddenly asking reddit stupid shit is a problem :soymad:

We have around 50 in our house, between partner and I they are easy birthday gifts and Christmas gifts and we have seasonal ones too. They may seem like a nerdy/boner killer for some but if you plan on sticking around have a look at them and find some you like. Me and my partner are both 30s going Into 40s with no intention of taking them down.

it's the aunt who sends you funko pops

people on the internet still think Funko Pops are weird???

some people in the thread had never heard of them

I have this exact problem. Thank you for validating my feelings, I'm glad I'm not alone.


I had a severe pout of noooo reading this and kept repeating the wordβ€”I’m with you

Let me guess.

Those funko pop things? Mass produced poorly made pieces of over priced plastic so many losers think are investments.


>I would just be worried it's Funko Pops.

They get weird about them having value one day and it's basically a beanie baby


There are a bunch of comments from people saying they dated a "collector" guy, and he ended up making less money while they worked more hours to pay for their home/appartment, and he flooded it with more and more of his stuff while treating them like an annoying mom and would cry and throw fits when asked to sell some of their collectibles, and eventually became abusive.

:marseymanysuchcases: :marsoyhype::marseybattered:

many such cases... apparently

I feel like I've seen people tell the same story about their collector partner slowly inch toward unemployment while hoardmaxxing the living space like three times already

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Funkos are just fricking ugly too. You can’t take them out of the box and they just stare at you with lifeless eyes. I collect figures of a specific anime girl and while that makes me an r-slur at least the average person would admit they look nice.

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What girl

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Hanamaru Kunikida

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It's good you're a biofoid cause otherwise this website wouldn't take kindly to you collecting a 15 year old anime girl

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I get the same feeling looking at her as I do when I look at a really cute kitten. Also I was sucked into love live at 15 and sadly anime girls don’t age

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